Saturday, January 16, 2010

SATURDAY JOKE




Question: What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?



Answer: A crazy bitch who WILL find you!
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11 comments:

  1. Debra She Who SeeksSat Jan 16, 08:44:00 AM CST

    Yeah, that GPS sure is handy. PMS too.

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  2. billy pilgrimSat Jan 16, 10:02:00 AM CST

    will she find me if i wrap myself in tin foil?

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  3. yellowdoggrannySat Jan 16, 10:06:00 AM CST

    debra:I've had pms since I was 4..
    billy:nope men have a aroma that a pmsing woman can find even if your standing in a bucket of shit.

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  4. rosemarySat Jan 16, 12:52:00 PM CST

    my pms stands for post-menopausal syndrome....can be even worse.

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  5. Nit WitSat Jan 16, 03:15:00 PM CST

    I agree with the first one. I'm a smart people person.
    All I have to say about people who are suffering PMS (Because men can get it to, though they are usally carriers) is Bless their little hearts.
    That GPS is scary stuff.
    Wrap yourself from head to toe in duct tape and you won't have to worry about the PMSing GPSer Billy.
    Just make sure you take a big breath and cover all your holes completely.

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  6. sagewebSat Jan 16, 05:59:00 PM CST

    hahahaha

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  7. SlingSat Jan 16, 06:37:00 PM CST

    ..and thus,the nightmare begins!

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  8. AnonymousSun Jan 17, 12:39:00 AM CST

    I am going to print this off and stick it on my desk at work!!

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  9. Big PissySun Jan 17, 12:45:00 AM CST

    Yep! That first one is perfect! ;-)

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  10. texlahomaSun Jan 17, 03:36:00 PM CST

    LOL @ Sling's comment!

    Like the beginning of a horror movie.

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  11. Intense GuySun Jan 17, 07:09:00 PM CST

    :)

    I needed that. A good solid belly laff.

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