Tuesday, February 09, 2010

I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS BEFORE YOU EVEN READ IT

A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.
Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:

"FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!!"
I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit .
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15 comments:

  1. UnknownTue Feb 09, 02:30:00 PM CST

    Well, I thought it was funny anyway!

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  2. sagewebTue Feb 09, 02:35:00 PM CST

    hahahaha I never heard it before...

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  3. WillymTue Feb 09, 02:48:00 PM CST

    you made me snort tea out my nose...

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  4. Nit WitTue Feb 09, 02:54:00 PM CST

    I learned a long time ago not to drink when reading your posts. :)

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  5. NanTue Feb 09, 03:10:00 PM CST

    Well, that's a relief. I braced myself for another insult to cunts, but you didn't mention Palin at all.

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  6. Debra She Who SeeksTue Feb 09, 03:40:00 PM CST

    At least you warned us in your post title!

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  7. yellowdoggrannyTue Feb 09, 04:31:00 PM CST

    I know it's not politically correct, but I couldn't resist..shady lane sent it to me in an email...all my good un pc emails and jokes are from her. ha

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  8. AnonymousTue Feb 09, 05:22:00 PM CST

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! That was funny!

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  9. Intense GuyTue Feb 09, 07:05:00 PM CST

    LMAO!!!

    I do hope this little man got an "A+"

    :)

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  10. SlingTue Feb 09, 08:52:00 PM CST

    AHAHAHA!..You know how I feel about cops.

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  11. HeidiTue Feb 09, 09:13:00 PM CST

    This is really funny. I just read it to John and he laughed, too. He said, you must be reading Yellowdog Granny. I said yep.

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  12. yellowdoggrannyTue Feb 09, 09:13:00 PM CST

    knew you would like it sling.

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  13. TheWayfarerWed Feb 10, 03:24:00 AM CST

    *ROFPMPLMMFAO!!!*

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  14. KulkuriWed Feb 10, 08:05:00 AM CST

    Baby said his first half word. He said Mother.

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  15. Big PissyWed Feb 10, 09:01:00 AM CST

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Awesome!

    and yeah, you warned us in the title of the post. ;-)

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