Monday, March 08, 2010

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17 comments:

  1. ShrinkyMon Mar 08, 06:03:00 AM CST

    These are priceless, Lord knows how you find these, but please keep on posting 'em!

    What a great way to open my Monday, thanks for the laughs.

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  2. TheWayfarerMon Mar 08, 06:40:00 AM CST

    Tiger Woods, Take Over The World app and the "I'm late anyway" clock are The Shit!
    *bows respectfully*
    Merci beau coup.

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  3. Nit WitMon Mar 08, 07:35:00 AM CST

    Something happened to his mother but we don't talk about that. That's good.

    A bottle of Jack and a vasectomy. The story of my life after 1990, but I like beer better.

    That Metric system is just to hard for most people.

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  4. Debra She Who SeeksMon Mar 08, 07:48:00 AM CST

    Glad to see that poor Tiger Woods has a new sponsor!

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  5. billy pilgrimMon Mar 08, 10:02:00 AM CST

    most of us older folks fight off dementia by keeping our minds active converting metric to the old standard measures.

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  6. sagewebMon Mar 08, 10:08:00 AM CST

    all good laughs for this monday morning..thank you!

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  7. Intense GuyMon Mar 08, 10:09:00 AM CST

    :) I loved them all - and wow - that "curse ye for eatin' all the bacon" expression could have been yours!!

    I'm ready to go metric - been ready for 40 years.

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  8. WillymMon Mar 08, 11:10:00 AM CST

    Didn't get to them until Monday afternoon but after a shit day at work I needed them!

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  9. JanMon Mar 08, 11:47:00 AM CST

    Many years ago we were told that the U.S. would be metric in ten years. I decided I would stay up the night before and study.

    Guess it never happened.

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  10. yellowdoggrannyMon Mar 08, 02:25:00 PM CST

    I still dont' understand why we don't use the metric shit..just to be different? our way is better?
    no one touches my bacon..or my last dr pepper

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  11. AnonymousMon Mar 08, 04:17:00 PM CST

    I don't understand why y'all aren't using metric either! I mean, it's easy!

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  12. Big PissyMon Mar 08, 05:45:00 PM CST

    These are so great!

    Thanks for the Monday chuckles. ;-)

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  13. JaliyaTue Mar 09, 01:15:00 AM CST

    Sweet relief from the state of the world!! ... That clock ... I just about peed myself ...

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  14. yellowdoggrannyTue Mar 09, 01:47:00 AM CST

    heart:yeah, you already know it..so it's easy for you..i think just to be a smartass i'm going to try and learn it.
    BP:figure you need the smiles more than anyone right now.
    jaliya:thanks for stopping by...but please no pee..

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  15. AngelConradieTue Mar 09, 12:22:00 PM CST

    Lawdy you literally had me laughing out loud!!

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  16. rosemaryTue Mar 09, 05:42:00 PM CST

    metric schmetric....i can barely use a ruler. I need that clock!

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  17. texlahomaWed Mar 10, 12:42:00 AM CST

    So many quality ones, and the kick is good!

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