Thursday, March 18, 2010

I FUCKING LOVE BOROWITZ

This guy is my new hero...

Texas Explains Decision on History Textbooks
Official Statement from Texas State Board of Education

AUSTIN, TX (The Borowitz Report) – Attempting to explain its controversial decision to revamp its history textbooks, The Texas State Board of Education issued an official statement today.The one-sentence statement reads as follows: “If you were the state responsible for George W. Bush being elected President, you’d throw out your history books, too.”
In other news, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said it had been difficult to get Republicans to vote for health care because of a “tactical error” by President Obama: “He should have called it ‘gun care.’”
Elsewhere, employment numbers were up, largely due to the government’s decision to start counting people working on Farmville.
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12 comments:

  1. CorvusCorax12Thu Mar 18, 02:46:00 PM CDT

    too funny LOL

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  2. Debra She Who SeeksThu Mar 18, 02:59:00 PM CDT

    Gun care *snort* !!

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  3. sagewebThu Mar 18, 03:04:00 PM CDT

    hahahaha that is soo funny

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  4. SlingThu Mar 18, 03:53:00 PM CDT

    This guy is great!..I get a kick out of the links you send me. :)

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  5. lucyThu Mar 18, 06:36:00 PM CDT

    Thank you I enjoy reading the correct news stories.

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  6. Big PissyThu Mar 18, 06:50:00 PM CDT

    This was GREAT!!!! :)

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  7. yellowdoggrannyThu Mar 18, 08:05:00 PM CDT

    I love this guy..he's spot on, on every subject..I

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  8. MomThu Mar 18, 08:36:00 PM CDT

    Hello from one old lady to another.
    Farmville does employ a whole lot of people.
    Wish we could undo the wars stared by W.

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  9. ElizabethFri Mar 19, 12:12:00 AM CDT

    He's an utter hoot!

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  10. AnonymousFri Mar 19, 09:08:00 AM CDT

    L.
    O.
    L.

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  11. billy pilgrimFri Mar 19, 09:40:00 AM CDT

    i didn't think pelosi was that clever.

    did she hire one of conan's out of work writers?

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  12. AnonymousFri Mar 19, 09:46:00 AM CDT

    I love it!

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