Saturday, July 31, 2010

NEW PANTIES

To spice up her dead sex-life she buys a new pair of panties. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never heard the gunshot.
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9 comments:

  1. Nit WitSat Jul 31, 01:24:00 PM CDT

    That's the real reason I don't have guns at home. Now if I could just make Roses meat cleavers disappear.

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  2. billy pilgrimSat Jul 31, 03:39:00 PM CDT

    beauty!

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  3. yellowdoggrannySat Jul 31, 04:50:00 PM CDT

    I just spit tea all over my computer debra...

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  4. CharleneSat Jul 31, 04:57:00 PM CDT

    That was good. Purrrrr

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  5. Big PissySat Jul 31, 05:02:00 PM CDT

    Oh, that was TOO funny!!!!!!

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  6. jadedjSat Jul 31, 09:54:00 PM CDT

    That must have been one hairy...cat.

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  7. Ornery Owl of Naughty Netherworld Press and Readers Roost Sun Aug 01, 07:19:00 PM CDT

    Damn straight!
    That happened to me once, only he accused me of sitting on a beaver.

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  8. Intense GuyMon Aug 02, 09:38:00 AM CDT

    LMAO... the comments are as funny as the joke... :)

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  9. roxTue Aug 03, 09:36:00 PM CDT

    This joke is proof that all men should be sent back to Mars.

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