Monday, July 12, 2010

NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Now let's see...
No Jesus
No Christmas
No Television
No Cheerleaders
No Nude Women
No Car races
No Rugby
No Soccer
No Pork Ribs
No Hot dogs
No Burgers
No Bacon
No Chocolate chip cookies
No Lobster
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer or Wine !!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Once a year you have to stop eating & drinking during the day for four weeks.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife bitching.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
And at least once a day you have to kneel and look at some bloke' s arse blowing off!
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

Seriously, is there a mystery here?

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9 comments:

  1. yellowdoggrannyMon Jul 12, 04:24:00 PM CDT

    u know i didn't write this..or it would have said no goddess...

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  2. CharleneMon Jul 12, 04:42:00 PM CDT

    Cute.

    I think terrorists do what they do because they are crazy and believe what other crazy people tell them.

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  3. My name WAS Female, I shit you not!Mon Jul 12, 05:38:00 PM CDT

    LMFAO
    They are brain washed from the day they are born & are brain dead long before they die.
    That's not living....that's why they are so eagar to die.

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  4. jadedjMon Jul 12, 06:06:00 PM CDT

    And what's the big deal about 20 virgins after they blow this world off? Seriously.

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  5. Intense GuyMon Jul 12, 06:25:00 PM CDT

    I don't understand the world cup bombing... Is watching soccer is an islamic sin?

    Seriously though, these people are so poor they literally have nothing to lose. If you haven't been somewhere outside the US - its hard to believe (even US slums are much nicer than what I saw in Thailand, Hong Kong, and Malayasia).

    No bacon would be the deal breaker... thats for sure.

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  6. Nit WitMon Jul 12, 10:26:00 PM CDT

    No bacon would be against my religious convictions. And what kind of heaven forces you to deal with a bunch of virgins? That sounds like hell to me.

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  7. RainwolfTue Jul 13, 02:48:00 PM CDT

    I'm with the guys, no bacon??? Hell no.

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  8. HeffTue Jul 13, 07:27:00 PM CDT

    I died at "no nude women"....

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  9. yellowdoggrannyWed Jul 14, 02:08:00 AM CDT

    I love the Goddess but if she told me no bacon? I'd be an atheist.

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