Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane : A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane : You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny , as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
Those young pharmacists just have no imagination about the kind of kinky things you do when you're 80....I mean at 80 why not!
ReplyDeleteHar har har...that's a two-humper of a joke!
ReplyDeleteOh you're terrible! Advocating camel humping, those poor beasts.
ReplyDeletecute lol
ReplyDeleteOMHfG, that's a riot!
ReplyDeleteI get to see it in purple over here.
ReplyDeletelol@camel humping!
ReplyDeleteHahaha, oh, brilliant! And not too far off the mark, either - I had a Saturday job when I was 16 working behind the counter of a pharmacy - ye Gods, was it an eye opener!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeletesome of these jokes just need telling..ha..
ReplyDeletesome of these jokes just need telling..ha..
ReplyDeleteSnort!
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteOh my!! LMAO!
ReplyDelete...and they make some fancy ones too - ribbed, and all sorts of wild shapes and sizes and colors... these ladies could start a new "fashion" trend.. "cigarette foul weather wear".
That is fantastic! You only live once, why not hump a camel!?
ReplyDeleteWell. I guess her Virginia isn't very Slim !
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