We had a cold front come through and drop the temperatures down to 97.plus we got some rain..Lost electricity for awhile and cable..mostly me and Dexter slept through it. I was wore the fuck out from the 2 day fundraiser..But it was a roaring success and we raised a lot of money for a little baby in Aquila with a bad heart. we did good.I am well rested and ready to start some shit..anybody?..
"What the Author Meant"....I was the person on the author's side in school telling the teacher almost the same thing....I was bff's with the principal.
ReplyDeleteI scrolled swiftly through everything to comment on the teacher thing. OMG that is SO true, I had a fight with my English teacher about "Eleanor Rigby" ffs. Wearing the mask that she keeps in a jar by the door? He thought was makeup. Geez.
ReplyDeleteOK back to look at the other stuff.
But really.....geez.....
Okay also love the "gay bridal registry" (how true) and the gay marriage cats.
ReplyDeleteI be .....looking for that mirror and break mine all to Hell. ;0)
ReplyDeleteIt was "face" not "mask". It's late LOL
ReplyDelete"low of 97 plus." Must have broken out your parka for this cold snap. I'll send a relief package if it gets down to 95!
ReplyDeleteHeading out to Chattanooga, TN on Monday to pick-up a Honda Ruckus. I'm getting old, need to have a machine now to cause a Ruckus. Plugged in my Tom-Tom and it has me stopping at the first Crystal's hamburger joint in Columbia, MO. Who would have known that it was that smart.
So if you hear I died in Columbia, MO? Is it against the law to solicit hamburgers at a drive-thru?It wasn't a hooker, it was my 12th belly bomber hamburger.
When I get back, I owe you one more on West comma TX.
It dropped below 100? How are you going to survive the Arctic chill?
ReplyDeleteWow, so MANY great LOLs this morning! All the gay ones are great -- love that loophole, heh heh heh. And nice use of the Canadian maple leaf, eh? And your last one about the significance of Roe v. Wade is absolutely right on! People need to get a grip.
ReplyDeleteSorry for using this space, but I couldn't find a way to "follow" you. How do I go about it?
ReplyDeleteMy weekly world leader fix.
ReplyDeleteLoved the What the Author meant. I was never that kind of teacher but I am sending it to two friends who were. It will piss them off which will make my day.
The author thing? Exactly why I hated English and Lit in High School. Just let a fucker read, already!
ReplyDeleteThe Weiner one is pretty damned funny.
ReplyDeleteBtw, I noticed nobody started any shit with you. I have to tell you, our mama's didn't raise no fools.
I like it one particular one will strike a cord with everyone..the teacher one was it this week..and karl..? did you notice I have been posting a card with a half nekkid or busty woman on it just for you guys..jan gets putin you get the girls one..haha..
ReplyDeleteSome really good ones today. And I agree with jadedj about nobody startiing any shit with you:)
ReplyDeleteLoved the teacher one but the Putin one is creepy. My all time favorite is the Ohio Astronaut one. I always wanted to be one too. Never understood why until now though.
ReplyDeletesoon as I saw the astronaut one I thought of you...
ReplyDeleteAmen & ashe! Esp to that last one.
ReplyDeletehmm, no one wanted to start any shit with me..wussies.
ReplyDeleteI'm too busy laffin' at all the great stumbles to start sumtin' with ya!
ReplyDeleteI love that one about is your body from McDonalds? LMAO!!
Ps thanks for the Curves!!!
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