If you lead a good life, Say your prayers, & Go to church, When you die, You will go to TEXAS I heard somewhere that those that live in Tejas go straight to heaven when they die because they've already spent their time in HELL!!
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The yelling at your kids one, we call that scary voice. The Boy actually thinks that one is scarier than yelling.....and it is.
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ReplyDelete"You don't fuck with the Jesus duck" is going to be my new answer to everything and everyone. Thanks, YDG!
ReplyDeleteIf you lead a good life,
ReplyDeleteSay your prayers,
& Go to church,
When you die,
You will go to
TEXAS
I heard somewhere that those that live in Tejas go straight to heaven when they die because they've already spent their time in HELL!!
Gotta try the whisper thing.
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So many funnies, thanks for the giggle again JS!
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