ok...I love my hearing aids..truly madly love them..but I can hear what's going on in my head..if I sniff from allergies it's like a leaf blower in my head..and clearing my throat gives me a headache it's so loud..if I turn it down then I can't hear the tv..
But the scariest thing is...........all those thoughts I used to have that were just murmurings ? Now they are full blown shouting..'Go punch that bitch in the face.' used to be just...'bitch'..'You dumb fucking asshole'. used to just be 'asshole.'...So keep money on hand for bail..I see jail time coming..and 'my hearing aids made me do it.' isn't going to fly.
But the scariest thing is...........all those thoughts I used to have that were just murmurings ? Now they are full blown shouting..'Go punch that bitch in the face.' used to be just...'bitch'..'You dumb fucking asshole'. used to just be 'asshole.'...So keep money on hand for bail..I see jail time coming..and 'my hearing aids made me do it.' isn't going to fly.
A new twist on "I can hear myself think"...
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting back to hear from our Chief Of Police about the 'the hearing aids made me do it'..plea..
ReplyDeleteI don't think it counts as a defence when the "voices" you hear are your own, YDG!
ReplyDeleteIt's better than the Twinkie Defense.
ReplyDeletewell, then you guys better start saving up bail money for me..
ReplyDeleteIt's either hearing aids or bail. I can't afford both.
ReplyDeleteJono...perfect.
ReplyDeleteIf you need bail money, I always manage to sneak money from David and sock it away in my cookie jar. David knows about the voices in my head. He's even talked with a few of them.
ReplyDeleteI may have to have a gofundme fund for bail..ha
ReplyDeletemy excuse is always: I'm fucking old - What do you expect?
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard
olivia said I'm young old.
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