Tuesday, November 12, 2019

and I'm how old?

so here I am at 54...here I am today with no make up..at all..so I'm getting texts and phone calls and all sorts of lovely birthday wishes..and I get a text from the next oldest cousin in our family in Houston..wishing me a happy 76th birthday..I said no..I'm 77..he said November 12, 1943 right? I said yes..he said to the math...I did..
fuckme..I am not 77..I'm 76..I either did one year over or skipped a year..or ..well fuck I don't know what I did..but only I could add a year to their age instead of taking years off..so I can go kick up my heels and raise a little hell, cause I'm no longer one year closer to kicking the bucket..fuckme till 2020..sigh*..I make myownself laugh..
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17 comments:

  1. whimsy2Tue Nov 12, 05:04:00 PM CST

    I just recently found your blog. Keep going, lady, you're a breath of fresh air. Love your smile! and happy birthday!

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  2. LeannaTue Nov 12, 05:32:00 PM CST

    Happy Birthday, doll face. Hope you are enjoying your day.

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  3. Debra She Who SeeksTue Nov 12, 06:15:00 PM CST

    A good lookin' chick, then AND now! Congrats on subtracting a year -- now that's a REAL bday present! Enjoy your special day!

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  4. JanTue Nov 12, 06:29:00 PM CST

    Happy birthday, long time buddy, you continue to be gorgeous.

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  5. DaleTue Nov 12, 08:18:00 PM CST

    Happy birthday and who's counting anyway.

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  6. ValerieWed Nov 13, 06:34:00 AM CST

    Happy Birthday! Hope it is filled with love and laughter!

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  7. JackieLemonWed Nov 13, 07:28:00 AM CST

    Happy Birthday, Jackiesue. That was a wonderful present to give yourself- an extra year. Hope your day was filled with friends and loved ones and cake and GG's

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  8. Lin BarkerWed Nov 13, 08:26:00 AM CST

    HBTY HBTY HBDJ HBTY


    Lin

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  9. squatloWed Nov 13, 08:31:00 AM CST

    Congrats on another successful lap around the sun, Ma'am! I want you to know I appreciate the effort you make to post the memes we pilfer for our own uses.

    Hope you have a great day, and many more of these birthdays!

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  10. pam nashWed Nov 13, 08:37:00 AM CST

    Looking good! Happy, happy birthday!

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  11. Ol'BuzzardWed Nov 13, 10:14:00 AM CST

    You age good. Kick up your heels.
    Happy
    the Ol'Buzzard

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  12. GenevieveWed Nov 13, 12:14:00 PM CST

    Extra Happy Birthday to you! Love reading your blog and please keep healthy.

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  13. wibbleWed Nov 13, 12:56:00 PM CST

    Hapi Burfey! Ya don't look a day over 98!

    (but then I feel like I'm 156, so my objective-time clock is probably off... ~:)P

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  14. HeliWed Nov 13, 01:15:00 PM CST

    Oh, fake news, LOL!

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  15. John GallWed Nov 13, 03:17:00 PM CST

    Hooray for Seventy sixers!
    Huge Happy Birthday!

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  16. AnonymousWed Nov 13, 10:28:00 PM CST

    Happy Birthday, Ms. JackieSue.

    When most of us get the gift of time, it is generally a few minutes here,perhaps an hour there. You managed an entire year. Well done!

    Looking forward to many more years of your spot-on memes. Thank you for all you do.

    jaime

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  17. yellowdoggrannyWed Nov 13, 11:02:00 PM CST

    Vivian you made me laugh out loud.
    Whimsey2..howdy and welcome to ydg's world..glad your here..
    Leanne..I had the best birthday..thought it was going to be me my son and daughter in law and Abby..got to the restaurant and everyone was there..all the grands and greats..so it was perfect..
    Debra I thought that 77 was a good number..so I'll be 76 this year and next year and the next year and next year..I'll be 77..right till the end..I had a great great birthday
    awww Jan..thank you and we have been long time friends..April with be 14 years..but might check that..I'm not good with numbers..haha
    Dale...who's counting? hahahah obviously not me..
    Valerie it was the best birthday ever.
    Jackielemon..cake..that's what we were missing ..the fecking cake..but I had rib eye so that's ok.
    Lin...thank you very much.
    squanto..I'm going to party like I'm 76..or 77..
    Pam I think it was all the alcohol I drank up until 28 years ago ..think it pickled me..
    Ol buzzard..I can kick up my hills as high as my boobs..which is about knee high.
    Genevieve..lucky for me and knock wood..my health is good..
    wibble..I'm brave..figure this is the face my past gave me..so show it off..ha
    Heli...haha..yeah, fake news..fake age.
    thank you very much John..I plan on being around for as long as possible.
    thanks Jamie..I really have no plans to go anywhere..and if you hear I croaked ..??? know one thing..I was really pissed.

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