YELLOWDOG GRANNY

WELL, I REALLY DID TRY AND WATCH HIM BUT THAT DAMN "SHIT EATING GRIN" OF HIS JUST MAKES ME SO DAMN MAD IM AFRAID IM GOING TO PULL ...

i so appreciate the comments everyone leaves for my blogs...nice to know that im not the only one that thinks im smart and funny.. i was wat...

WELL, TO ALL OUR GAY AND LESBIAN FRIENDS OUT THERE..EVIDENTLY JESUS DIDNT MEAN YOU..ACCORDING TO THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT... I READ EVERY DAY IN ...

what ever you do...just about the time i think its enough to live happily in texas because of the bluebonnets, beautiful clouds, the dallas ...

far fucking out...cant believe that i have that many bloggers to this site..i only started blogging so i could piss people off and damn ever...

YESTERDAY WAS A GREAT DAY..KINDA SORTA..WENT TO GARAGE SALES, ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO...AND THIS ONE ADVERTISED BOOKS, LOTS OF BOOKS...

ALL THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT TEXAS ARE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW...ITS SPRING TIME IN TEXAS...THE BLUE BONNETS ARE BLOOMING AND ANYONE WHO HASENT B...

I LIKE TO THINK THAT I NAMED MY CAT THE CORRECT NAME WHEN I GOT HIM. WHEN I BROUGHT HIM HOME INTO MY HOME THE FIRST TIME AFTER RESCUEING HIM...

WELL, NOW WE HAVE POPE BENEDICT THE XV1...BENEDICT MEANING BLESSED...HOPE THIS ONE ISNT A HARD LINER THAT REFUSES TO SEE THE POVERTY THAT IS...

WE HAVE ALL THE NUTS HERE WE NEED. WAS ARTICLE IN THE DALLAS AM NEW WHICH I READ EVERY EVERY DAY...AND THEY ARE TRYING TO PASS LAWS TO RAISE...

PUTTING ANY FRIED FOOD ON A NAPKIN TO SOAK UP SOME OF THE GREASE...

I THINK I MENTIONED I DO ALOT OF READING...I READ THE BOOK BY STEPHEN KING AND STEWART O''NAN AND DECEIDED THAT SINCE I HAVE READ AL...

EVERY TIME I GO TO A GARAGE SALE I REMEMBER GEORGE CARLIN''S BIT ABOUT HOW EVERYBODY ELSES STUFF IS "SHIT" AND YOUR'...

MY GRANDDAUGHTERS MY CHILDREN THE DALLAS COWBOYS RIGHT AFTER THEY BEAT THE EAGLES SPRINGTIME IN TEXAS BECAUSE I LOVE THE BLUEBONNETS MY FRIE...

OK, HERE''S THE DEAL...TAKE YOUR RIGHT HAND...RAISE IT IN THE AIR AND MAKE A CLAW WITH YOUR HAND...WIGGLE IT BACK AND FORTH....MAKE ...

AFTER THE LAST GAME THAT I WATCHED AND THE GIRLS DROPPED BEHIND BY 15 POINTS WHILE I WATCHED..I AM NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH THE GAME TONIGHT...T...

I SWITCHED ON THE TV THIS MORNING AND SAW THEM CARRYING THIS MAN ALL DRESSED IN RED WITH A WHITE CAP ON AND THOUGHT OH, MY GOD,THEY KILLED S...

WELL, I WENT HOME AND THEY HAD GONE FROM BEING DOWN BY 15 TO BEING TIED UP..SO I AM A JINX...THEY ENDED UP WINNING AND IM SO PROUD OF OUR BA...

I USED TO DREAD GETTING OLDER BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO DO ALL THE THINS I WANTED TO DO, BUT NOW THAT I AM OLDER I FIND THAT ...

it is a beautiful spring day in ole west by goddess, texas...going to take a ride and find me a field. of bluebonnets and take off all my cl...

you see that he is not in the hospital...dont you...cause if your that sick and you go to the hospital they will stick you on life support a...

MAN, IF THERE IS EVER A REASON FOR SOME ONE TO COME BACK AND HAUNT THE LIVING NO ONE HAS A BETTER RIGHT THAN TERRI....I BET SHE IS SOOO PISS...

WELL, START GATHERING THE ANIMALS TWO BY TWO, BUILD THAT ARK, HEAD FOR HIGHER GROUND, FIND OUT WHAT A CUBIT IS AND PACK YOUR DRAWERS....THE ...

i see all these people out side the hospital and i wonder..........dont they have a life...those little ole gray haired ladies with their si...

OK, SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME....IN '99 WHEN BUSH WAS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS HE PASSED A BILL MAKING IT OK FOR HOSPITALS TO REMOVE PATIENTS ...