I was going to do a post..but I feel like ca ca doo doo..which was one of my favorite words when i was about 4 years old..I have the book cases up and all the books are semi separated and put up...I had Sunday off but had to work today from 10-3 and off tomorrow...one of my customers gave me a code..them lousy sonsabitch's..I will find out who they are and will kick some ass..until then...here's some stumble upons...
if hippies ruled.....
Love the sharing the pain during childbirth.
ReplyDeleteIf I was a Huichol Indian I would never have any kids. Maybe that's what happened to the Aztecs. They just quit having kids.
ReplyDeleteI can attest to the fact that beer has an addictive personality. It just won't go away.
I always thought you were too ornery to get a cold.
Sorry you feel like dog doo. Hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteBTW, have you ever read the Terry Pratchet "Discworld" books? Reading your blog makes me see you as a modern day "Granny Weatherwax" (which I say with all respect :O)
I actually only read the books in that series that she and her covenmates are in -- the rest just aren't as fun.
I'm pretty sure that if Men had to sit on the roof during childbirth with rope tied to their nads, our species would die out, too.
ReplyDelete(I really should have known about this 12 years ago.)
nan:yup, that's one of my favorites..
ReplyDeletenitwit:i think that contraption should be in every delivery room...cut down on random fucking..
i think my resistances were still low from my bout of stomach flu...but im mighty mighty pissed about it..
mrsb:i think someone gave me some of them and i have them on my book case with other books i need to read..hmm, granny weatherwax....has a nice ring to it..
rebecca:i can just hear you...if you really love me..crawl up on the roof..ha
Wouldn't it be nice if they made virus protection software for people? Of course, the installation would be a bitch...
ReplyDeleteLOL, "Scissors beat paper."
Oh if only hippies ruled!
ReplyDeletebigtex:id like to have some sort of virus preventive...i feel like shit..
ReplyDeleteanne:wouldn't that be faaaar out dude?
hahaha, oh I had a good laugh at "hillaryis404.org"
ReplyDeleteThose were all good...I got to get back on stumble..I always forget about that I signed up.
ReplyDeletechurchill was an assholle
ReplyDelete"I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these now people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place."
ReplyDelete--churchill, 1937
now, what was that u were sayin about a non-racist non-asshole tree house?
Sorry you have a cold, sweetie. Rest up when you can.
ReplyDeleteAnd re the above, what else is new? We all know that ALL politicians are assholes. But the scissors beats paper joke still made me laugh!
Also, MrsB, I completely agree with you! jackie Sue is absolutely the American Granny Weatherwax! Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteI think I've got some kind of virus too, as I seem to have a bit of a stuffy nose and sore throat. You'll think this is nuts, but I'm actually relieved. I've been running 100 degrees fever for the past two nights at work but had no other symptoms. I was starting to go hypochondriac and think of things like lymphoma. But a minor upper respiratory virus I can handle.
ReplyDeleteI always think I'm having hot flashes if I get a fever.
ReplyDeletebilly:not soon enough..
ReplyDeletewoozy:yah, that gave me a BIG laugh..
sage:i love it there...even when it tells me to go out and play..
unokhan:every one was an asshole in 1937
elizabeth:code still here..missed work today..hard to work when everytime you sneeze or cough you pee on yourself..
im going to have to check out granny weatherwax and see what all the talk is about...
lily:yeah, i get a cough and i have tb...i have an overly active imagination.
nitwit:i am having hot flashes most of the time..
OH I must steal that crow picture... you know it is very funny! You are still having hotflashes? Hmmm - mine just started last year... hope they don't last too much longer.
ReplyDeletei stole a couple of these.
ReplyDeleteLoved the danger sign
ReplyDeleteStole the stop dude sign
Having a medical background, already did all the "humerus" jokes long ago ;-)
LMAO!! THOSE WERE GOOD!!!!!! Love the crow and other bird!
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