Yes, I'm back...Freya the Goddess of Love and War. I'm here for a little R&R...you can say what you want to about Valhalla, but some of those warriors can be a pain in the ass after 3-4 days of swilling mead.."Pull my finger" gets really old after awhile. So I thought I would visit the Yellowdog, but she's doing something called laundry. I don't know why she just doesn't buy new clothes when her other clothes get dirty, or why wear clothes at all... But after seeing the size of her ass, I can see why she keeps it covered.
Humans, it's time for you to test me and ask the Goddess any question you want..I'll be here till Friday, so make them good...Don't waste my time on 'who's going to win the super bowl' either. The Goddess doesn't care about sports, that's the Yellowdog's area of expertise and she'll just tell you the Dallas Cowboys, like she has for the past 10 years..Ask away...make me proud...
How many times can a woman go through menopause??
ReplyDeleteI only ask because every day on Oprah,she brings us yet another book that,'Changed her life'..
Dear Goddess,
ReplyDeletewhy do men insist on leaving up toilet seats?
ps - please let JackieSue know i've moved to a new house so she can find me. xxx K
Dear Goddess,
ReplyDeleteWill I be able to get through the last 11 days of school without attacking the smarmy self righteous PTO bitch mom from my 9 year old's class?
And please tell me they won't be in the same class next year, as they have been for the last 3! I can't take another year of her.
Yo, Goddess... Why do women insist on putting the toilet seat down? Don't they know what an inconvenience that is for us peckered people?
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Winston!
ReplyDeleteGoddess,
ReplyDeleteIs George Bush the stupidest president in American history, or the greatest performance artist since Andy Kaufman?
I admired some iris plants at someone's house, so she pulled up a bunch of bulbs and put them in a paper bag. Now, what do I do with them? Be nice...I'm horticulturally challenged.
ReplyDeleteGoddess,
ReplyDeleteWhy do women get arrested for breastfeeding discreetly in a city park, but they can put huge billboards up advertising "Hooters" all over the place and nobody says anything?
I want Lav's 3b question answered. Pronto.
ReplyDeleteSome assclown sent my HUSBAND a video through the damn phone of a chick FISTING HERSELF. Whether true or photoshopped hell, it was HORRIFIC. I humiliated the guy in public the next time I saw him. There have been no further shots of fisting.
Dear Goddess,
ReplyDeleteHow come so many people call you and yours "myths?" You look pretty doggone real to me, just as real as the Bible god.
How long before I get fired from blogging from my new job?
ReplyDeleteI'm a bit of a hermit and don't like visitors. Should I hook up my doorbell so that it will electrocute anyone that rings it?
ReplyDeleteDo you think anyone would notice a pile of dead Jehovah witness's on my front porch?
nina simone or gil scott-heron?
ReplyDeleteGoddess are we really in a recession and how do we get out?
ReplyDeleteLOL at Texlahoma! Can I throw a few Verizon salespeople on your pile?
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell do I want what I can't have and why can't I have it?
ReplyDeleteGoddess, is it possible for me to live without internet access at home?
ReplyDeleteAnd one more thing Goddess, can you turn off the wind machine for a few days? If this keeps up, I'll be living in Kansas instead of OK.
ReplyDeleteYou really think you are a Goddess? The good ones I know get along well with their men.
ReplyDeleteHow come no one appreciates my fisting videos?
ReplyDeleteAll the Goddesses I've met get along with their men when their men are properly behaving.
ReplyDeleteGoddess, when will the economy turn around? I thought things would be better now that George W. is on the WAY out but it's looking like we've got a long, treacherous road ahead.
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