Ok, I promise to be nice this time...but it's hard..I expect better questions from you humans..I'm here on a medical alert..the Yellow Dog is still sicker than Odin after a 4 day weekend. So while I nurse her back to health..here's your chance to ask me anything you want....Be back Monday with your answers...
I bless you...
Dear Goddess, will I be able to hold my laughter and myself together during the Vice Presidential debate next week?
ReplyDeleteWhy am I gay?
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't Einstein's theories of gravity not hold up in quantum mechanics, ie what I really want to know - what is the unified theory of gravity?
ReplyDeleteWhen the hell is the Yellow Dog gonna get well?
ReplyDeleteI don't have any sick days left after this past spring to take off to Texas and nurse her ass back to health, dammit!
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
ReplyDeleteYou really insulted us the last time so here is my question: what do you consider a good question to ask you?
ReplyDeleteOK, YD primed me on what to ask.
ReplyDeleteSo here is a question the world wants to know that only a goddess can answer: do goddesses ever pass gas? sever the cheddar? you know, fart?
When will Granny fell better and get her kick ass back on? We count on her for that!
ReplyDeleteI reckon I don't need anything, I just want for my son and Yellowdog to get well!
ReplyDeleteAnd for good ole Demmy Kratt to get a better picture in the mail than the awful fright he received from the republican party!
Should I leave my job due to a personal vendetta I have against them for firing the object of my desires?
ReplyDeleteIs Sarah Palin a real person or just a life sized Barbie doll with accessories: gun, babies, Bible, etc?
ReplyDeleteIF John McCain wins (Lord, help us all), how long do we have until the dog with lipstick tries to get "rid" of the poor geezer? I need to know so I can start making arrangements to leave the country because it will be the end of the US if she ever takes control of the Presidency. Thanks! ;)
ReplyDeleteHow much responsibility must the goddess take for smelly navels and bad backs?
ReplyDeleteMy Mom is coming to visit for four days. Should I try to be good and listen to her complain about the men she's dating or should I keep her drunk like I usually do?
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