Saturday, March 13, 2010

MY POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE OF THE WEEK

Panchito and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Panchito answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic on da ladies' cotton panties."
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as "unskilled labor", she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
Pedro was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter," he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job,the clerk gave Pedro $600 a week...
When Panchito found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled labor but diesel fitters are skilled." "What skill?" yelled Panchito. "I sew the elastic on da panties, then Pedro puts dem over his head and says,"yeah, diesel fitter."
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10 comments:

  1. JanSat Mar 13, 01:12:00 PM CST

    Love the total political incorrectness.

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  2. Debra She Who SeeksSat Mar 13, 01:33:00 PM CST

    Groannnnnnnnnnnnn!

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  3. AnonymousSat Mar 13, 01:54:00 PM CST

    I would not want to have either of their jobs.

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  4. RoxSat Mar 13, 03:05:00 PM CST

    HAHA! Good one!

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  5. TheWayfarerSat Mar 13, 05:09:00 PM CST

    LOL! Good 1.

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  6. yellowdoggrannySun Mar 14, 01:31:00 AM CST

    I know I should be ashamed,but just can't help my ownself..

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  7. UnknownSun Mar 14, 06:43:00 AM CDT

    Heard that before but still funny

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  8. texlahomaMon Mar 15, 10:06:00 AM CDT

    I liked it, political correctness is over rated.

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  9. rosemaryMon Mar 15, 11:50:00 AM CDT

    Damn...so Steve should have said he either made panties or tried them on and his unemployment would have doubled.

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  10. Intense GuyMon Mar 22, 08:09:00 PM CDT

    I could be a diesel fitter!

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