Panchito and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Panchito answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic on da ladies' cotton panties."
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as "unskilled labor", she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
Pedro was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter," he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job,the clerk gave Pedro $600 a week...
When Panchito found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled labor but diesel fitters are skilled." "What skill?" yelled Panchito. "I sew the elastic on da panties, then Pedro puts dem over his head and says,"yeah, diesel fitter."
10 comments:
Love the total political incorrectness.
Groannnnnnnnnnnnn!
I would not want to have either of their jobs.
HAHA! Good one!
LOL! Good 1.
I know I should be ashamed,but just can't help my ownself..
Heard that before but still funny
I liked it, political correctness is over rated.
Damn...so Steve should have said he either made panties or tried them on and his unemployment would have doubled.
I could be a diesel fitter!
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