just the facts mam'm just the facts..FRIDAY.

 AND NOT A FUCKING MOMENT TO SOON.

HUMPALONG CASSIDY

 Today is the first day of the rest of your life...so don't fuck it up.


with the exception of the room I'm in(computer, dining room, library) my fecking apt. is cleaned. I found Christmas decorations, toy mouses, assorted change, wadded up paper, cricket parts, gecko parts and something mummified I'm not sure what it is..nor do I want to know. An emery board, and ropes and ropes of cat fur under my bed. Dexter you little hoarder you. Jamie is coming over with a razor for pets and is going to help me shave all the fur off the little fucker..I will show pictures of him and the scratch and bite marks on me. Although he usually doesn't resist things like this..he just figures out a way to make my life miserable afterwards..
the 19th is going to be Jackie's Kitchen..or OUTSIDE LUAU.  Now I have to find a man and a pig..this should be interesting ...Weather here has been lovely..after our rain we have had 80+degree days and 50-60 degrees nights..We're going to get some more rain this week and then 80's again..Blue bonnets every where..Will take pictures if I can get my ass out of town. happy hump day.