Wednesday, November 30, 2005
SET YOUR FAZERS ON STUNNING
RED ALERT ....RED ALERT....
PBS...DECEMBER 10TH..GUESS WHO IS COMING TO TOWN? TOM JONES...YES, MR. HIPS HISOWN SELF..
I LOVE TOM JONES...WHEN I WAS A YOUNG SWINGING CHICK..I HAD THE MAJOR HOTS FOR HIM..NOW THAT IM AN OLD BROAD I DONT HAVE THE 'HOTS' ANYMORE..BUT HE STILL WARMS THE COCKELS OF MY HEART...WHAT EVER THE FUCK COCKELS ARE...SO I WILL BE GLUED TO MY OLD RCA FOR OLE TOMMY BOY TO COME SWIVELING INTO MY LIVING ROOM SINGING 'WHAT'S NEW PUSSY CAT'...BY THE WAY, SPEAKING OF MUSIC AND ALL...IF ANYONE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ME A COPY OF HARLEM NOCTURNE BY THE VISCOUNTS I WOULD BE DEEPLY GRATEFUL...CANT FING IT ANY WHERE..BEST INSTUMENTAL EVER...GREAT SAX....
CAUGHT THE TAIL END OF A SPECIAL TRIBUTE TO JOHNNY CASH LAST NIGHT ON PBS...WAS HOSTED BY JON VOIGHT...WHO WAS STILL WEARING THAT OLD RATTY TUX WITH THE SCUZZY WHITE SCARF THAT HE HAS WORN TO EVERY HOLLYWOOD EVENT SINCE HE FIRST WORE IT TO THE OSCAR'S WHEN HE WON ONE FOR MIDNIGHT COWBOY....JUDAS PRIEST JON.POP FOR A NEW TUX AND GET RID OF THAT FUCKING SCARF..YOU LOOK LIKE A HOMO MAFIA DON..ANY HOW THERE WAS SOME GREAT SONGS ON THE SPECIAL LAST NIGHT..KRIS KRISTOFFERSON SANG THE BALLAD OF IRA HAYES.. WILLI, LYLE, JUNE, ROSEANNE, EMMY LOU, SHERLY, ETC..WAS PRETTY SPECIAL...SPECIALL..
DID ANYONE SEE ON TV WHERE THE GUY RAN OUT ON THE FIELD AT THE EAGLES STADIUM AND SCATTERED HIS MOTHER'S ASHES ALL OVER THE PLACE..SEEMS SHE WAS A BIG EAGLE FAN AND HE WANTED HER ASHES TO GO WITH THE EAGLES....HEY, I LOVE THE COWBOYS JUST AS MUCH AS SHE LOVED HER EAGLES..BUT IF YOUR GOING TO SCATTER MY ASHES ON THE STADIUM WHERE MY TEAM PLAYED..AT LEAST DO IT DURING A WINNING SEASON..NOT WHEN THEY ARE SUCKING THE AIR OUT OF THE PLACE...I STILL PREFER TO HAVE MY ASHES SCATTERED OVER A FIELD OF BLUEBONNETS...FROM A KFC BUCKET...
EARLY PULLOUT
BUSH IS STILL RUNNING AROUND THE COUNTRY WHINING ABOUT EARLY PULL OUT AND HOW IT IS NOT THE RIGHT THING TO DO...WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ON THAT SUBJECT IS...I WISH THAT HIS DADDY HAD USED EARLY PULL OUT WHEN HE WAS GOING AFTER OLDE BARBARA, AND WE WOULDNT EVEN BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION...FUCK ME TILL IM SQUEAKY CLEAN
NAZI POPE
I see where the nazi pope has declared that men with "deep sexual" homosexual tendencies should not be allowed to become priests...fuck me till I say "bless me father for I have sinned"...if they had spent as much time talking over and discussing the "deep seated" pediphile tendencies for the priests already in action..and stop covering up said actions and shipping them off to some out of the way Latin American country to continue their little tendencies, they wouldnt even have to bother worrring about the homosexuals in the priesthood..i would feel a lot safer with a child getting "blessed" by a homosexual than one of the pediphile's they have stashed away...the catholic church is becomming so out of touch with the main stream of cathollics..im surprised there are any left...and the cases of aids and sexual deseases that are being transmitted everyday to greater and greater numbers just because the church doesnt want them to use birth control...I could go on and on about this subject but when I get thru my ass hurts and my jaw aches from clenching my teeth...bah humbug..
JACKIESUEISM'S
Since an early age I have had the great ability to fuck up the english language..twist expressions, get song lyrics wrong...just a special knack that I have...Like when I was a kid and when we would have special sunday dinners, thanksgiving, christmas etc.. I would always say grace...and it was always the same one because i thougth I said it so well..."dear God, thank you for this food which we are bound to receive, amen."...my parents never said a word..just said amen and got on with the eating...i now know that the prayer said something about the bounty we were about to receive..but hey..I was just a kid..then I was always singing songs..and not necessarily the way rogers and hart had meant them to be sung..like Nat King cole's song Mona Lisa....my version was "mona lisa, mona lisa men have made you...."...unlike the original verse of "men have named you..."..hey..I was just a kid...But now I say things like frajitas...flusterated and if some one gives me directions while I am driving and recommend that I go straight...I always say.."forward...I go forward..I will never go straight".....
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
MOJO'S PICS
RIBBONS ON TRUCKS
well i got a ribbon for my truck...it is black and says.."enough with the ribbons"....looks good on my little white mazda..waiting for someone to take it off or mention it to me...i love fucking with the natives...
this is for soap opera lovers only.....if you dont watch or have never watched soaps..you wont get this post or give a shit...so there..
I'm confused...i don't know who is who any more and what soap I am watching..
There is some strange woman playing cassie on guiding light...the actress who played cassie is not playing carly on general hospital...and that carly was the 3rd one to play her.. so now this is the 4th...Ross is gone from guiding light and is playing clint on one life to live...the old Bell from days of our lives is now the new sister on general hospital..the actor who played old man quartermane is now playing mickey on days of our lives as the old mickey retired...and the guy that played don on days of our lives is the new old man quartermane...plus ther are three fucking romans on days of our lives...the original roman is playing some doctor, the second roman is john black and the third roman is actually chris kolechek... and they are all chasing after marlena who has fucked them all and cant make up her mind...im getting a head ache..fuck me til im a rerun....
something that made me laugh....KWAMI from Ghana is the new next great ski medalist...they call him the snow leopard...he is a skiing demon...ah jez..there is a goddess and she is laughing her ass off at us...FUCK ME TIL I CAN SKI....
POST 2
I love my little mazda truck and the fact that i dont go anywhere...i go from the house to the store, library and other little places right here in town or to the granddaughters house and back...so 2 months ago when the gas was higher than a cat's back i filled up the truck ..cost me nearly $50...almost had a real stroke and not that wussy little mini stroke...so this month...(2 months later) i filled up the mazda again..and still had an 8th of a tank left....drove 2 months on a tank of gas...this time in only cost me $30 to fill her up...such a deal...do i get my money's worth or what...huh huh..
was talking to a friend the other day and some how my wild drinking days came up and i told her..I wouldnt say that i drank a lot..but my urine sample came with a water chaser...she is still laughing...
I noticed something the other day...i was watching ellen on tv..usually dont watch her as im at library when she comes on...but was friday i guess...anyhow..you know as i have brought it to your attention more than once..the insane christian rights who are so totally against gays...they hate gays..dont want them to have sex..marry or adopt..or anything that anyone else gets to do...well, if they hate them so much and there are so many of them out there...how come ellen is so popular??? doh..she's gay folks...yet she is right up there next to oprah, one of the most popular people on tv...i dont understand it..i mean im glad they love her..i love her..she is great..funny...a good person..but she is still gay..so how did she slide..? why does she get to be gay and be loved..and not the rest of the gay people..who i know are just as sweet, funny and kind as she is...the goddess says get your shit together..make up your mind...
AMERICA'S BORDERS BY THE NUMBERS
7,000 MILES OF U.S. BORDER WITH MEXICO AND CANADA
416 MILLION PEOPLE CHECKED AT PORTS OF ENTRY, CITIZEN AND NON-CITIZENS
550,000 ILLEGAL ENTRIES THWARTED IN 2005
160,000 APPREHENSIONS OF OTHER-THAN-MEXICAN (OTM"S) ILLEGAL CROSSERS IN 2005
219 PERCENT INCREASE IN OTM APPREHENSIONS FROM 2004
80 PERCENT CHANCE THAT AN OTM WAS RELEASED DUE TO SHORTAGE OF JAIL BEDS
155,000 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARRESTED IN THE INTERERIOR OR BY FUGITIVE UNITS
13.9 MILLION U.S. HOUSEHOLDS HEADED BY AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IN 2004
29 PERCENT OF THE 36 MILLION IMMIGRANTS TO THE U. S. ARE HERE ILLEGALLY
460 PEOPLE DIED IN THE DESERT AFTER CROSSING ILLEGALLY, IN FISCAL 2005, A RECORD
4,900 BORDER PATROL AGENTS IN FISCAL 1995
11,200 BORDER PATROL AGENTS TODAY(1,500 MORE BEING HIRED OR TRAINED)
1.2 MILLION APPREHENSIONS OF IMMIGRANTS IN FISCAL YEAR 1995 WHO CROSSED THE SOUTHWEST BORDER ILLEGALLY
1.2 MILLION APPREHENSIONS OF IMMIGRANTS IN 2005 WHO CROSSED THE SAME BORDER ILLEGALY....
IS THAT SOME SCARY SHIT OR WHAT???
Monday, November 28, 2005
NEW RULES BY BILL MAHER
i know this is illegal and they can throw my ass in jail for printing stuff from his book..but i yafta...its just too funny..was on page 14 and had already laughed out loud at each and every page...
bawl game ..new rule..
stop wallowing, several years after 9/11, ball parks still insist on a giant seventh inning buzzkill with a somber rendition of "God Bless America". There's a thin live between loving america and stalking it..Please, we've already said the national anthem now let me honor america the right way:by getting drunk on over priced beer and yelling obscenities at millionaires on steroids..
AROMATIC TRANSMISSIONS
no, we don't need a hummer cologne. Yes, hummer is now also a men's fragrance. They say the scent is a masculine combination of leather, sandalwood and a bald man's tiny cock.It's also great cologne for gay guys:you put it on and , before you know it, your're rolling over.
BUSH WHACK..NEW RULE
George W. Bush must stop saying he owes all his success to Laura. George Bush owes all his success to his daddy, his daddy's rich friend's, trust funds, legacy admissions, the national guard, the supreme court, Karl Rowe, Dick Cheney, and AA.
CHIEF WANNA BE..NEW RULE
If you have to tell me what fracture of you is N. American, you're not really an Indian.There is a word for people who claim to be one-quarter Indian...Puerto Rican...
LOVE THY NEIGHBOR..NEW RULE
Don't talk to me about desperate housewives..If I had the slightest interest in other people's sex lives, I'd be a republican.
ONLY BEGOTTEN SON
NEW RULE
If you have to have to set up a big screen tv and show the daytona 500 to get people to your church in Fredericksburg,Tenn. then your flock is not worshipping Jesus, their worshipping Dale Earnhard, Jr. and there's a difference:one is the son of God, and the other died on a cross for your sins..
ok that is enough of a teaser..go out and buy the book..you can read it in under 2 hours....and laugh your ass off.....
WEST STATION NEWS..
on december the 4th we are going to be celebrating Scott Podsednik's world series win..like he did it all on his own..well, he did win that one game with the home run...anyhow we are having a celebration in the west high school auditorium.each person is allowed to bring one thing for him to autograph..and there will be some photo's for people to get autographed also..pretty cool..he has been back 2 times i think since the series and autographs anything for everybody..they sold one of his autographed balls (baseballs).. for a charity and it raised $800 ...so this is a big deal..we are all so proud of him..there will be 500 tshirts for sale to help with expenses..they go for $8...the money will go to the west league booster club..go...scotty...
sykora famiy ford won its 8th or 9th award for family business founders award..the entire family works there..which is about 13 of them...
our toy drive is underway...and we had the thanksgiving meal for the folks of west..have it every year..i was supposed to volunteer..but had alergies and took 2 pills instead of my normal one and slept for 12 hours...woke up in time to watch the cowboys lose to denver..doh..
we have one new birth, 5 birthdays, one anniversary of 50 years..and 2 deaths..
50 years ago this month they held a dinner for senator lyndon b. johnson...and what is kinda weird about it is that it is the first since his midsummer heart attack..now who knew or remembered that he had had heart trouble before he actually had one and died of it..??hmmm...
the lady trojans are starting their basketball season..and supposed to have another good team...they win almost every year..our girls are better at sports than the guys are...
community grocery has gizzards on sale for .99 lb..i love gizzards...turkeys are still. .59 a lb..but still have a 20 lber in the freezer...starting to get a turkey neck from all the turkey i have eaten..but have made such great soups with it..noodles and turkey..turkey with rice..turkey tacos...turkey turkey turkey..fuckme no more turkey..
oophs back to the city of west...going to get my dream book from the lady that works for the newspaper and look up moving furniture for chatty....actually there isnt much going on in west..this week...will hold off on writing more til we have the scott podsednik's party....
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
IN MY LITTLE PEA BRAIN
for all that religion have in common, it is more often than not the root of most wars...Jews, Christians and Muslims all call the same man, Abraham, the father of their religion, and yet they have slaughtered each other for centries. Hindu's slaughter skikhs, chinese buddahists kill nepalese buddahist and muslims kill christians and christians are killing them back...im sure their God is very proud of them..The Goddess says knock that shit off..
new library books...new library books...
new rules by bill maher and the truth with jokes by al franklin..two books that never would have wound up in this library if not for me..heheee...they are sooo funny..will post little bits and peices out of them in later post...
fury by robert k. tananbaum..the further adventures of butch karp, the wily marlene, the genius lucy and the cute but dangerous twins zac and giancarlo...i love this series of books by tananbaum...
ordinary heroes by scott turow....war story...you guys will like this one
island of bones by p.j. parrish...sounded good
out of range by c. j. box..i really like these books..are about a forest ranger and his family...mystery...very good
the divide by nicholas evans...???? hmmmm
and ..a firing offense by david ignatius..sounded good too
plus i just finished the second in series of 3 of the frankenstein series...man oh man was it good..read the first one over halloween...its done with another author and the humor in these books is a lot better than his normal stories so think it must be the other writer..but they are really really good. and only come in pocket book and arent big thick books..easy reads...try them...read read read...i love to read...
im starting to get a wee bit sick of turkey and i still have a 15 lber in the freezer that i havent even cooked yet...ugh...fuck me till i gobble
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
post toasties..
PBS...man, i love pbs... last night i watched a show on johnny cash, the carter family and hank williams...3 different shows..plus tonight there will be shows on the aftermath of the hurricane..the one that showed on the rescuing of the animals from new orleans was a tear jerker..i watched jimmy carter on charlie rose show...really good..plus on the weekends i watch all the cooking shows..love the 2 cajan cousin texans..they crack me up...make the best italian dishes ever..then watched some show i forget which one that had a guy named fred kaplan on it and he was touting his new book..he is really good..if you think forest gump is an asshole and wish them all to go straight to hell..check him out on slate.com there is a great article on bush's speech given on veterans day ...plus i checked out al franklin's new book called truth and funny stuff.. or something like that..and watched a show on this craft that scientist's have invented..not tried out except on computer..but it made my mind wander in to ares where i mind shouldnt go...so the machine is a barge with 20 jet engines pointed upwards and a tug boat will tow it into the hurricane and they turn the sucker on and it shoots water up into the air so powerful that it wil either slow the hurricane down or stop it completely.............................yeah, right..so that led my mind into areas of mass destruction...whe could get a flat bottom wagon ..fill it full of people that have been force fed nothing but pinto beans for a week and when a tornado comes up..we rush them out there and they can fart the tornado away....................works for me..
my football record this season so far is 97 wins, 59 loses and 3 pushes...not to shabby...
did anyone see on the news about the tree in dallas that has the image of the virgin mary on it?....yeah, right...i think i will see if i can force some kind of image of jerry garcia on the wall of my house..then charge all them dead heads to come speak to jerry..i could make a fortune..
can anyone tell im bored??
when im bored i have a tendency to get into trouble...so im sitting here trying to figure out some way i can fuck with henrietta...it will come to me...
i sent in my vote for kinky friedman for texan of the year..i encourage all of you texans to do the same..i doubt if he will win..but we could fuck up their contest pretty good...
welcome danny boy...he is here now too..under: everyman goes...
i got tabu parfume, lotion, and talc for my birthday and have it all on..smell like a french elevator...
the library is having a polar express slumber party...someone will read the story and there will be hot cocoa and cookies..pretty cool...
will leave you with a little of my weird twisted sense of humor...bought 2 bags of wild bird seed for the birds that have been coming to my little house for 11 years now...(since i moved in) and i feed them every winter..so put out the food and was watching them from my screen door and all of a sudden there was a flurry of birds, feathers every where and rocky came bouncing in the door with a dead black bird in his mouth...even with out any fang teeth he is still the mighty hunter...he thinks i feed the birds for him...so going to have to move the feeder where they can get to it but he can lay out and stalk them..seriel killer...fuck me till i chirp...
Monday, November 21, 2005
ok, one last shot at bush
OK, ONE LAST SHOT AT FOREST GUMP....AND TO YOU THAT ARE NEW TO MY BLOG..FOREST GUMP IS MY NAME FOR PRESIDENT BUSH...I DID CALL HIM KING GEORGE..BUT FELT THAT FOREST GUMP FIT HIM MUCH BETTER...THIS IS FOR YOU FOREST...
lyle lovett says"you aint from texas..but we love you any ways...."
well, president bush... you aint from texas and that's not what i have to say....there is a huge difference from living in texas...and being from texas.....so for all the other yellowdogs like me...Yankee...go home....
sooner..this is for you....what movie did this line come from?
"tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms".....
ok, im finished with my pissing and moaning and bitching
ok, im finished with my pissing and moaning and bitching and whining..i actually have more but i was beginning to bore my own self...will do them later..
spent a great weekend..the cowboys won and will play again this thursday..thanksgiving..wow...turkey and the cowboys...doesn't get much better than that...
i watched some great pbs shows this past week..got to see pink floyd...even called jenny and jamie to tell them to watch it as they were going to do "just another brick in the wall"..one of my favoirte songs..then on austin city limits i watched john prine and lee amos..watched two tony hillerman movies about leaphorn and chee...if you havent ever read any books by tony hillerman..you just dont know what you are missing...they are just the best....and the movies they make for pbs are pretty good..but i alway cast books in my head and those two guys were not who i cast...they are great in the rolls, but not my pick...but the best of the best was a 2 parter on the virgin queen...elizabeth the first...man was that good...i love her story...she was her daddy's whelp...great acting ...
something new...you know when you cook meat in a pot or pan and after you have browned it there is bits and peices of meat stuck to the bottom of the pan..??? the part you always scrape up and use when you make gravy with the juices? well that stuff is called fond....
any one see the new thing in christmas trees??? they have them fixed so you set them up ...up side down with the pointy part on the floor and the larger end up in the air..supposed to make it easier to see the decorations on the tree and leave more space on the floor around the base of the tree...fuck me till i hear bells..
ok...now i will leave you hopefully laughing...this may be the funniest thing i ever saw on tv...on a rerun of the king of queens...doug was lising to some skinny bitch go on about how she doenst eat anything that has a face..and he said..."i will eat anything that doesnt have a drivers liscense..."...i fell out onto the flloor i laughed so hard....especially funny as im so sick of looking at all these skinny bony actress's on tv...and please ...for the goddess's sake..no more pictures of skinny bitches in fat suits..and no more of those anoxeroic twiins...every time i see them on tv i go to the kitchen and cook me something.....fuck me till i smell like pecan pie
more pissing and moaning...
congress hikes pay and then goes home for the holidays...
seems like the only thing the republican controlled congress could agree on was a $31,100 pay raise..this was right after they postponed final decisions on curbing spending on social programs and cutting taxes in favor of a 2 week vacation...the cost-of-living increase for members of congress will put them in the $165,200 a year mark...the republicans are celebrating a $50 billion spending cut...which will come from programs for the poor, medicare, student loans and other benefit programs...fuck me til i tango
pissing and moaning post...
im so pissed i dont know if i should spit or go blind..i hate aol..i hate microsoft,i hate yahoo..so there..i said it and im glad..im beginning to think it is some sort of republican conspiracy to drive me fucking nuts..because i couldnt have any more problems with working off these library computers if i tried...some times they wont send out my mail..some times it takes so long to load or unload any information.that i just want to start screaming..and i really do want to put my converse thru this mother fucker...but instead im going to try and post..i have so much to say about the republicans and the christian right that if i dont get it out of my system i will go nuts..and it is such a short trip to get me there..so folks..here goes....and i will start out with a quote from u.s. sen. chuck hagel, a republican by the way..so they all arent stupid and blood suckers..from nebraska..who said"the bush administration must understand that each american has a right to question our policies in iraq and should not be demonized for disagreeing with them...."..no shit sherlock.
then we go to the second asshole in command...cheney.."the president and i cannot prevent certain politicians from losing their memory, or their backbone. but we're not going to sit back and let them rewrite history."...yeah, kinda like you buttheads rewrote the information that got us into this fucking war in the first place??? fuck me till i dance the macarana.
"U.N. human rights experts said that friday they will not visit the guantanamo bay military prison because u.s. officals barred them from takling pribately with detained terrorism suspects, making it impossible for the monitors to fairly assess conditions at the facility.
the u.s. had invited three experts appointed by the u. n. human rights commisssion whose mandate is to check on rights abuses around the world.."we deeply regret that the united states government did not accept the standard terms of reference for a credible, objective and fair assessment of the situation of the detainees at the guantanamo bay detention facility."
well so much for a government looking for the truth...they know they will be found..fucking ..out...
the german intelligence officals responsible for one of the mosst important informants on saddam hussein's suspected weapons of mass destruction say that the bush administration and the cia repeatedly exaggerated his claims during the run-up to the iraq war...five senior officials from germany's federal intellegence service said in interviwes that they warned u. s. intellegence authorities that the source, an iraqi defector code-named curveball, never claimed to produce germ weapons and never saw anyone else do so..
according to the germans, presdient gump..er...bush mischaracterized curveball's information when he warned before th ewar that iraq had at least 7 mobile factories brewing biological poisons.former secretary of state colin powell also misstated curveball's claims in his prewar presentation to the u. n.
curveball's german handlers for the last 6 years said his information was often vague and mostly secondhand.."we made clear we could not verify the things he said."they also said he suffers from emotional and mental problems...and this was the u. s. government's chief source....
the white house, for example, ignored evidence that u.n. weapons inspectors disproved vertually all of curveball's accounts before the war.
they completely refused to listen to anyone tell them anything they didnt want to hear...so..they took bullshit and made hamburger patties out of it and then served it up to the american people...lied..lied..lied..them fuckers lied...and why did they lie..?? one of the reasons is being brought out right now as the justice department is deciding whether to pursue an investigation into allegations of wrongdoing over how a division of the halliburton co. was awarded a contract in iraq...money ..money..money...they had planned on the war in iraq while he was still waiting for the vote count to get tallied..halliburton was already hiring and preparing to go there for the clean up after the bombiing...fuck me till i switch from dr.pepper to cokeacola...
bang...my ....head...
WEST NEWS....
lots of action in the old town this week..lots of preparing for thanksgiving..the senior center has a huge thanksgiving meal every year..i think i may volunteer this year..the granddaughters are in colorado with son and imacuntthedaughterinlaw for 10 days so i will be out of sorts for thanksgiving and volunteering on thanksgiving will be fun..the xdaughterinlaw(mother of the granddaughters) said she was going to go up there too, so that should be interesting...the kjzt is having a bake sale.the brethren church is having a chili supper, town of leroy is having a crafts and bake sale and west high school is having a "tall tales for tiny tots" production..we have plenty of flu shots to go around..i will not have mine this year as i have the years past...we dont need no stinking flu shots...i still have enought residual alcohol in my system from 15 years ago to keep all the flu bugs at bay..
the west chamber of commerce is finalizing plans for christmas funfest that will be held on city hall lawn where we have the cutest little gazebo..there will be games for the kids, numerous inflatables,a cake walk(ran by the xdaughterinlaw), and entertainment stage...st. mary's youth group is scheduled to preform a live nativity scene and then they will light the christmas tree...business's will have small booths set up. there will be hot dogs, hamburgers and soda pops..and of course kolaches..
the kiwanis club is having a toy drive..the west rest haven(old farts home0 is having a craft and bake sale to raise money also..those little old ladies have raised more money...they bake, make salads, make crafts and do all sorts of things to raise money...and there isnt one of them under the age of 70...we are also sponsoring a huge food drive and this years goal is 300,000 lbs of food..last year, we did 256,000..that is for mclennan county..not just west...we're good, but not that good..
we have had 4 new births, i engagement, 2 deaths(1-95 years old and 1 33 years old..that was sad) and one anniversary of 60 years...that's scarry..the thought of being married to someone that long...well, that is a wonderful thing for them but for someone like me who has been married 3 times..its pretty scarry..we have a new beauty parlor..."head tu toe"...gag me.
west elementary school visited the fire dept where fireman fred(who is about 92 years old) gave them lessons on what to do in case of a fire..and was going to do the drop and roll thing for them..but all he could do was the drop part...
both grocery stores have blue bell ice cream on sale so i broke down and got some non fat vanilla yogurt frozen yogurt...damn that stuff is good...turkeys are on sale too for .59 a lb..so i have bought 2 turkeys so far and after i cook the third one today will get one more..that way i can make turkey soup, turkey chili, turkey inchalada's..etc..at .59 a lb..i can think of lots of different stuff to make with turkey..plus the wonderful old standby..turkey sandwiches...( i always want to put a t in sandwiches...witches...)
the west high school boys football team(trojans) lost in district..but we still had a pretty good season..the girls volley ball and softball teams rocked this year..our girls always play better than the boys...2 bedroom, 1 bath house on 2 lots near school for $64,900...the village bakery is for sale..the first and only exclusively czech bakery in texas is now being sold due to age and health of owner. she will offer assistance in west with the sale of the bakery..wish i had the money for that one..but would like to turn it into more of a real bakery and not just kolaches...wonder how much it is.
well, that pretty much covers the haps in west...except that during the night about 3 weeks or so ago someone crawled up on the water tower and changed the WEST...to EAST... and we all think it is kind of funny..so far it is still there...there was a thing in paper where some town was going to change its name to dish so the whole town could get free satalite service for 10 years...one of the local drunks is trying to make a deal with budwiser...to change the name of west to budwiser so we all can get free beer for 10 years...huh huh....
Saturday, November 19, 2005
ITS OFFICIAL...I'M GOING TO HELL
I know this because i was in the grocery store yesterday and I was talking to a person i was acquainted with. I would say friend, but that would be stretching it a bit..some one I know, and she was with her sister is to be polite, is not the sharpest knife in the drawer..We were discussing this and that, nothing in particular and all of a sudden her sister took both of her hands and placed them on my arm and gripped them like a vise...and shouted at me:"have you found Jesus?"...startled me, but being quick on my feet as I am known to be, I replied:"Oh, my God!!!Is he missing? I didn't know he was missing, when was the last time he was seen? Was he alone or with those friends of his? I bet they would know where he is..Do I need to call in the Texas Rangers to help find him..man, this is terrible.Jesus is lost..holy shit..!!"..........
long pause..look of extreme panic on the woman's face and then she exploded..right there in the store..started calling me a devil worshiper, spawn of satan and she was sputtering and spitting and I actually thought she was having some sort of fit...finally she screamed at me at the top of her lungs"you are just going straight to hell>"..and grabbed her sister and hauled her out of the store..I missed most of what she was saying cause I was laughing so hard....I had tears in my eyes...one of the girls that worked there walked up and said"you should be ashamed of you'r self.." and cracked up laughing...oh goddess, it is so much fun being me...
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
DAY OF THE DEAD INFO
tradition of day of the death goes all the way back to the aztec times and honors the goddess Mictecucihuatl(you remember her..little short gal that ate people)..LADY OF THE DEAD. but the spanish priests cleaned it up and moved it from midsummer to autumn to make it coincide with all hallow's eve and all soul's day...so there..learned something new...
winter is upon us here in texas..went to bed last night with the house chilly but not cold..i just pretended it was summer time and i had a kick ass a/c..but when i woke up this morning rocky was laying on my head screaming like 3 kinds of banshees...my nose was frozen and rocky was pissed..he is so spoilt..i kept feeling him creep up the bed last night..he starts out at my feet and i guess as it got colder he kept inching up toward my head where all the head was escaping..so i got up and warmed him up a bowl of canned milk...he loves canned milk..but only if i warm it up...i bought a turkey and he thinks he has died and gone to kitty heaven as i boil the bones down to make turkey broth for soups and pick all the meat off of it and give it to him along with the neck, gizzard and assorted fat..he wont eat the liver..now he wont eat the liver..3 months ago he would have killed for liver..now..he hates it...fucker..i keep a list of the canned cat foods that he will eat and wont eat...it changes from week to week...one week kitty stew and salmon are his favorites..now he turns his nose up and wont eat it..and only will eat tuna...chicken of the sea tuna.unlike jessica simpson he knows that it is tuna and not chicken..
my snack lately has been popcorn with no salt or butter..kinda like eating styrofoam...so i sprinkle garlic powder on it...and now it is like eating garlic flavored styrofoam...anyhow..eating the popcorn and picking thru and finding good eatable kernals reminded me of when i was married to husband number one..who will be referered to now as asshole number one..we always made pop corn..the kind where you had the huge iron pot and popped it in there..with lots and lots of butter..and i would always pick thru and get the half popped kernels and eat them..and asshole number one asked me if i knew wha they were called and i said "no"...and he said they were called "old maids" because no one ever picked them...hmmmm.
so weeks later we are at some Brown family get together and we are passing around the popcorn...and i ask asshole number one's uncle Derwood if he knew what the kernels were called, and he said "no"..and i said they were called old maids cause no one ever ate them...-------- took asshole number one about 20 minutes to quit laughing long enough to tell me why everyone was falling down in hysterical laughter..
well fuck me till i stutter....
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
INTERESTING NUMBERS
A LIST OF EXECUTIONS BY STATE IN 2004 AND THE 10 STATES WITH THE LARGEST DEATH ROW POPULATIONS AS OF DEC.31, ACCORDING TO THE BUREAU OF JUSTICE STATISTICS IN THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE:
TEXAS:23
OHIO:7
OKLAHOMA:6
VIRGINIA: 5
NORTH CAROLINA:4
SOUTH CAROLINA:4
ALABAMA:2
GEORGIA:2
NEVADA:2
ARKANSAS:1
MARYLAND:1
DEATH ROW POPULATIONS:
CALIFORNIA:637
TEXAS:446
FLORIDA:364
PENNSYLVANIS:222
OHIO:201
ALABAMA:193
NORTH CAROLINA:181
ARIZONA:105 TENNESSEE:99
THINK THE REASON THAT CALIFORNIA HAS MORE ON DEATH ROW THAN TEXAS DOES IS THAT WE KILL 'EM FASTER THAN THEY DO...
AS WE KNOW..THE DEATH PENALTY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOWERING CRIME..AND IT COST ABOUT 4 TIMES AS MUCH MONEY TO KILL THEM AS TO KEEP THEM LOCKED UP FOR LIFE..WONDER WHAT THE GOOD OF IT IS..EXCEPT TO EXACT VENGENCE ON THE KILLER...BET ALL THE PEOPLE THAT ARE FOR THE DEATH PENALTY ARE AGAINST ABORTION...GO FIGURE..
ALMOST ALL OUR FAULTS ARE MORE PARDONABLE
THAN THE METHODS WE THINK UP TO HIDE THEM...
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOURCAULD
DOESNT THAT REMIND YOU OF THE BUSH WHITE HOUSE..?????
There is absolutely nothing ..i repeat nothing ..not chrispy fried chicken, chocolate cake with blue bell icecream, pie..not even dublin dr. pepper is better than watching the cowboys beat the crap out of the eagles on monday night football ..in philly....i rejoice..i dance with joy..i throw my hands up in the air and praise the goddess...its a good thing...mayjo called me when we had just intercepted the football and ran in for a td..i answered the phone with my crazy laugh and she started laughing too..said she knew i would answer the phone laughing..ha..but she did think it was mean of me to derive so much enjoyment out of watching the misery in the faces of the ealge fans..i even mocked and made fun of the kids that were all bummed out..that will teach them...all them schmucks with green faces and green stripes down the middle of their shaved heads..with big old sad looks on their faces...too fucking bad assholes..that is what you get for booing santa claus.and cheering when michael irvin got his career ending injury on your field...city of brotherly cheer my red neck ass...fuck em all...as you can see i dont adhere to the good sport system...
life is good..
also want to thank all the folks that send me happy birthday wishes..and almost all of them said the same thing..happy fucking birthday...heehee..got you guys trained...
henrietta had the guy watching gay porn on the library computers tossed out. and when he wouldnt stay tossed out.she called the law on him and got a restraining order put on him so he cant come to the library anymore...glad..as dont need to worry about some kid accidentally catching a glimpse of that..although i have to admit i do miss looking over his shoulder and lookiing at all the guys in those sling shot underwear...man, that has to hurt...
it is coming on to winter in texas.going to be high of 60 maybe..an low of 40's...have to drag out my winter stuff...i never put away the summer stuff as in texas..you never can tell...
going to write my letter to the dallas am paper and recommend kinky friedman for texan of the year...adios ya'll...
TEXAS:23
OHIO:7
OKLAHOMA:6
VIRGINIA: 5
NORTH CAROLINA:4
SOUTH CAROLINA:4
ALABAMA:2
GEORGIA:2
NEVADA:2
ARKANSAS:1
MARYLAND:1
DEATH ROW POPULATIONS:
CALIFORNIA:637
TEXAS:446
FLORIDA:364
PENNSYLVANIS:222
OHIO:201
ALABAMA:193
NORTH CAROLINA:181
ARIZONA:105 TENNESSEE:99
THINK THE REASON THAT CALIFORNIA HAS MORE ON DEATH ROW THAN TEXAS DOES IS THAT WE KILL 'EM FASTER THAN THEY DO...
AS WE KNOW..THE DEATH PENALTY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOWERING CRIME..AND IT COST ABOUT 4 TIMES AS MUCH MONEY TO KILL THEM AS TO KEEP THEM LOCKED UP FOR LIFE..WONDER WHAT THE GOOD OF IT IS..EXCEPT TO EXACT VENGENCE ON THE KILLER...BET ALL THE PEOPLE THAT ARE FOR THE DEATH PENALTY ARE AGAINST ABORTION...GO FIGURE..
ALMOST ALL OUR FAULTS ARE MORE PARDONABLE
THAN THE METHODS WE THINK UP TO HIDE THEM...
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOURCAULD
DOESNT THAT REMIND YOU OF THE BUSH WHITE HOUSE..?????
There is absolutely nothing ..i repeat nothing ..not chrispy fried chicken, chocolate cake with blue bell icecream, pie..not even dublin dr. pepper is better than watching the cowboys beat the crap out of the eagles on monday night football ..in philly....i rejoice..i dance with joy..i throw my hands up in the air and praise the goddess...its a good thing...mayjo called me when we had just intercepted the football and ran in for a td..i answered the phone with my crazy laugh and she started laughing too..said she knew i would answer the phone laughing..ha..but she did think it was mean of me to derive so much enjoyment out of watching the misery in the faces of the ealge fans..i even mocked and made fun of the kids that were all bummed out..that will teach them...all them schmucks with green faces and green stripes down the middle of their shaved heads..with big old sad looks on their faces...too fucking bad assholes..that is what you get for booing santa claus.and cheering when michael irvin got his career ending injury on your field...city of brotherly cheer my red neck ass...fuck em all...as you can see i dont adhere to the good sport system...
life is good..
also want to thank all the folks that send me happy birthday wishes..and almost all of them said the same thing..happy fucking birthday...heehee..got you guys trained...
henrietta had the guy watching gay porn on the library computers tossed out. and when he wouldnt stay tossed out.she called the law on him and got a restraining order put on him so he cant come to the library anymore...glad..as dont need to worry about some kid accidentally catching a glimpse of that..although i have to admit i do miss looking over his shoulder and lookiing at all the guys in those sling shot underwear...man, that has to hurt...
it is coming on to winter in texas.going to be high of 60 maybe..an low of 40's...have to drag out my winter stuff...i never put away the summer stuff as in texas..you never can tell...
going to write my letter to the dallas am paper and recommend kinky friedman for texan of the year...adios ya'll...
Monday, November 14, 2005
ROSES ARE REDISH
ROSES ARE REDISH
VIOLETS ARE BLUEISH
IF THE RIGHT WING REPUBLICANS ARE CHRISTIANS
I'D RATHER BE JEWISH....
remind me next year how sucky my 62nd birthday was...fried chicken and drublin dr.pepper almost made it passable..but barely...doh...
great article in the dallas am news.about kinky running for governor...they asked can this cigar-chomping, potty-mouthed jewish cowboy be our next governor???have a picture of him lighting up a stogie in the bathroom of a raidio station where they said george w. peed when he was running for governor..so kinky figured it couldnt hurt. so he peed there to...yea goddess....here are some kinkyisms..."Texas:50th in education, first in exuctions. as Dr.Phil would say, "how's that working for you?"
"i intend to take texas off of ebay and give it bck to the people"
"I met a man at the state fair last month and he told me, 'kinky, you may not be worth a damn, but your're better than what we've got.'"..
the crowd cheered when he demanded texas stop teaching for the taks test and the sievelike border with mexico is a disgrace..he is for the 10 commandments in the classroom"we might have to call them the 10 suggestions." and thinks gay marriage ban approved last week was a waste of time because gay couples"have every right to be as miserable as the rest of us."he said if he loses "he will retire in a petulant snit. i really will."
he said he didnt have all the answers but that he was a jew and he would hire good people...
im kinda torn..he could be good at the job..who knows..but i want some answers before i forgo my vote in the primarys just to get on a list to maybe vote for him...going to check out his web site again when i have more time..but i noticed in the dallas am news there is a texan for the year contest they have every year..rowe won it last year and i almost commited homicide...so i think we should have a write in and all of us vote for kinky for texan of the year...whadya think???
i was watching the fox football show with jimmy johnson, terry bradshaw, howie long and the other guy who's name i can never remember...and they were yelling and shouting and talking over each other..standing on their desks, shoving etc..making it impossible to hear anything or understand what the fuck they were talking about and i got a great idea....yes, really a GREAT idea...really...it would be must watch tv..im telling you..they have an hour show and they get those 4 bozo's and 4 of the ladies from the view and have them all on a show together..ask one very good question...anything..doesnt even matter..just throw out a question and then watch the fur fly....with in 5 minutes there would be blood and hair flying...i personallythink the women from the view will wipe up the floor with those guys..but would be a great pay for view moment...
religion...man what a mess it has become..but i got to thinking about it and there has always been a fist fight over religion..but my favorite is when i was a kid and my grandmother who was a baptist and went to church every sunday would raise hell with my grandfather to go to church with her..and he never would..never could figure out what the deal was..so one day i asked daddy red why he wouldnt go to church with bigmama..(i never went to church with them as i was a catholic and my grandmother called me a heathen)..and he said he wouldnt go to her damn church cause she was hard shell...so i asked him (very confused) what was he..and he said he was footwashing..and he wasent going to step into a church full of them hard shell when he was a footwashing..and you all wonder why im a pagan....well...off to see the wizzard...my cousin has promised me a newer computer..a compact?? with 800 migahertxsomething or other..but it said it would take about 2-3 weeks...before the end of the month i think..so grab your hat folks cause when i get on line at the house i will be posting up a storm and raising all kinds of footwashing and hardshelling hell...ya'll come back and see me..yaher..?
VIOLETS ARE BLUEISH
IF THE RIGHT WING REPUBLICANS ARE CHRISTIANS
I'D RATHER BE JEWISH....
remind me next year how sucky my 62nd birthday was...fried chicken and drublin dr.pepper almost made it passable..but barely...doh...
great article in the dallas am news.about kinky running for governor...they asked can this cigar-chomping, potty-mouthed jewish cowboy be our next governor???have a picture of him lighting up a stogie in the bathroom of a raidio station where they said george w. peed when he was running for governor..so kinky figured it couldnt hurt. so he peed there to...yea goddess....here are some kinkyisms..."Texas:50th in education, first in exuctions. as Dr.Phil would say, "how's that working for you?"
"i intend to take texas off of ebay and give it bck to the people"
"I met a man at the state fair last month and he told me, 'kinky, you may not be worth a damn, but your're better than what we've got.'"..
the crowd cheered when he demanded texas stop teaching for the taks test and the sievelike border with mexico is a disgrace..he is for the 10 commandments in the classroom"we might have to call them the 10 suggestions." and thinks gay marriage ban approved last week was a waste of time because gay couples"have every right to be as miserable as the rest of us."he said if he loses "he will retire in a petulant snit. i really will."
he said he didnt have all the answers but that he was a jew and he would hire good people...
im kinda torn..he could be good at the job..who knows..but i want some answers before i forgo my vote in the primarys just to get on a list to maybe vote for him...going to check out his web site again when i have more time..but i noticed in the dallas am news there is a texan for the year contest they have every year..rowe won it last year and i almost commited homicide...so i think we should have a write in and all of us vote for kinky for texan of the year...whadya think???
i was watching the fox football show with jimmy johnson, terry bradshaw, howie long and the other guy who's name i can never remember...and they were yelling and shouting and talking over each other..standing on their desks, shoving etc..making it impossible to hear anything or understand what the fuck they were talking about and i got a great idea....yes, really a GREAT idea...really...it would be must watch tv..im telling you..they have an hour show and they get those 4 bozo's and 4 of the ladies from the view and have them all on a show together..ask one very good question...anything..doesnt even matter..just throw out a question and then watch the fur fly....with in 5 minutes there would be blood and hair flying...i personallythink the women from the view will wipe up the floor with those guys..but would be a great pay for view moment...
religion...man what a mess it has become..but i got to thinking about it and there has always been a fist fight over religion..but my favorite is when i was a kid and my grandmother who was a baptist and went to church every sunday would raise hell with my grandfather to go to church with her..and he never would..never could figure out what the deal was..so one day i asked daddy red why he wouldnt go to church with bigmama..(i never went to church with them as i was a catholic and my grandmother called me a heathen)..and he said he wouldnt go to her damn church cause she was hard shell...so i asked him (very confused) what was he..and he said he was footwashing..and he wasent going to step into a church full of them hard shell when he was a footwashing..and you all wonder why im a pagan....well...off to see the wizzard...my cousin has promised me a newer computer..a compact?? with 800 migahertxsomething or other..but it said it would take about 2-3 weeks...before the end of the month i think..so grab your hat folks cause when i get on line at the house i will be posting up a storm and raising all kinds of footwashing and hardshelling hell...ya'll come back and see me..yaher..?
Saturday, November 12, 2005
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY..
tada....if i had known i was going to live this long(62)..i would have taken better care of myself...but lets move on to what is really important..bush is an asshole..and i am all a twitter from his huge blunders and gigantic mistakes...and the wall are tumbling down..bush staffers are now going to have to take ethics seminars..well, doh about time..shouldnt this been taken care of ...like ...in the first few weeks of his presidency???so for the past five years it has been katy bar the door, we have no ethics...fuck me till i chain smoke..and to add insult to injury..the cia want to start a criminal investigation into the leaks aout the secret prisons and the torture that is going on in them..you dipshits didnt you hear your fearless leader..the usa doesnt torture..why do pictures of naked iraqi prisoners with hoods on their heads and battery wires attached to their testicles keep popping into my mind..??..the worm is turning folks...yes it is...people are staring to wise up ...the emperor has no clothes..and like the tin man...no brain...there are still die hards like my cousin and his ditsy group that still think all is well, and bush is a prince...im sure in his heart of hearts he still thinks the easter bunny is on his way...and checks under his pillow at night for that damn quarter for his tooth he left in the first grade..
did anyone see president carter on charlie rose? i love pbs..really and truly i do...carter should have made as much sense in his 4 year run at president as he did on the charlie rose show...i like how he says' the current administration" with just a trace of a sneer on his face..huh huh...cracks me up..talked about how aids was being spread faster than they could keep up with it in africa because the "current administration" wont fund groups that want to pass out free condoms as it may prevent the spread of aids but it does the unforgiveable..it is a form of birth control...these people should wear full body condoms so they dont spread their stupidity...fuck me till i square dance..the only upside of all this stupid republican nonsense...is the back lash...democrats have won several elections because bush came out and stumped for the republican candidate...heehee ..makes me laugh soooo hard....
now...on ward to the christian soldiers...not of the war in iraq, but the war against them sinning homo's...this article in the paper made me confused as i just fucking didnt get it...still dont..someone explain it to me ..please..ok, here tis.
SOLDIER'S FUNERALS DRAW PROTESTERS
OKLAHOMA CITY..WITH HER 6-YEAR OLD SON WEARING A SHIRT SAYING, "GOD HATES HOMOSEXUALS," SHIRLEY PHELPS-ROPER GREETED MOURNERS ATTENDING A SLAIN SOLDIER'S FUNERAL IN EDMOND THIS WEEK WITH SIGNS PREDICTING THE DOWNFALL OF AMERICA.
MS. PHELPS-ROPER WAS ONE OF A HANDFUL OF MEMBERS OF THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH IN TOPEKA, KAN., AT TUESDAY'S FUNERAL OF ARMY PFC.DAVID MARTIN.THE CHURCH MEMEBERS, WHO HAVE PROTESTED SOLDIER'S FUNERALS IN OKLAHOMA AND ELSEWHREE, SAY GOD IS PUNISHING U.S. SOLDIERS FOR DEFENDING A COUNTRY THAT HARBORS GAYS.
THE SIGNS INFURIATED MANY VETERANS WHO CAME TO THE FUNERAL TO SHOW THEIR SUPPORT FOR THE SOLDIER'S FAMILY. THE PROTESTERS ALSO HAVE DRAWN THE IRE OF A STTE LAWMAKER, WHO IS PROPOSING A BAN ON ANY PUBLIC DEMONSTATIONS AT FUNERALS.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FIVE HOURS OR MORE OF SANCTIFIED TIME FOR THE FAMILY TO GRIEVE," SAID MR. WESSELHOLF, R-MOORE.
IN RESPONSE, MS. PHELPS-ROPER SAID SHE AND OTHER MEMBERS OF HER CONGREGATION PLAN TO INCREASE THEIR PROTESTS IN OKLAHOMA.
"YOU DON'T GET TO TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY CAN'T TALK BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE THEIR MESSAGE," SHE SAID.
well, fuck me till i lisp..oh wait..i already do ...
just a little thought for the day before i run to the house...
women and the penis...
a penis to a woman is like a puppy....you can pet it, stroke it, kiss it, give it a warm place to sleep and it will fetch for you...
have a good weekend....jac
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
THANK YOU GODDESS....IM BACK....
holy shit...i finally made it...you know the old expression "a watched pot never boils"? well, blogsites here at the library never completely down load as long as im sitting at the computer cussing it...so i just click on and go to the bath room, play with tre's little girl mia(who has the cutest psycho laugh you have ever heard), check out some magazines, look thru the movies and browse thru the music we have on hand...and then when i come back to the computer....lo and behold...im in....nana nana booboo ...im old and sneaky so now i know how to play the game here on the libray computers i will be back more often..like before...on that other site...my good and dear loving friends babs and sooner are transfering my old posts over here for me...they have made it so much easier for me and i cant believe how wonderful they are for doing it..arent friends great? much better than kin folk..
i checked out a computer repair place in waco and they said they can fix the germs from my computer for $50...(virus??) and put back my microsoft professional what cha ma callit it too...as only thing i am able to do now on it is play freecell solitaire and write in my journal..which i have completely ignored since i started blogging...
the weather in texas is back to summer time again..was 90 the other day and low has been in the 70's..but we are expecting a cold front and will get down to the high's of 70 and lows of 50...damn its nearly winter..im beginning to think it is the start of the end of the world..the weather is so fucked up..all these hurricanes, tornados, tsnami's, fires, droughts, floods,etc..if a locus shows up on my front porch..im becoming born again...all though when anyone asks me if im born again i tell them "no, i did it right the first time"...
texas showed their colors again this tues..voted overwhelming to pass the no gay marriage bill..fuckers...my friend danny said they tried to pass a bill in maine that was discriminatory to gays..but was voted down..yankees..who wud a thunk it...ive always thought red necks were kinda funny and ok to have around..but they have taken redneck to another level...and become someone i no longer like or enjoy...im an old red neck..think we were more tolorant in a lot of ways that people are today...was watching pbs ...and president carter said that the new policy of the us was effecting the spread of aids in countries like africa and south america because they dont fund people that want to give free condoms to help prevent it..they say it is preventing babies and they dont seem to care that the babies will be born with aids and will die a miserable death...just that they were born...if all these signs are a harbringer of the ends of the world and god is coming...boy is he going to be pissed..because any god who thinks it is ok for these people to continue to force their views on the rest of the world and not worry or care about the end results, is not worth his salt..i cant belive that any higher power would condone such behavior...dont know how i veered off the path to this but i said it and im glad..so there..
ok enought...now to something really imortant..the cowboys...they had a bye last sunday and dont play this sunday as they play monday night football..so i will have to suffer another sunday with no boys...fuck...but got to enjoy watching the eagles self destruct...and they finally got rid of t.o. ..heheeee...what a fucker he is...he should be a rapper...he woudl fit in better..i just wonder how he kept from getting his head removed from his shoulder by some one on the other teams...he has a personality like a sack full of hemorids...ahhh, there is a goodess and she hates the eagles too...
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
LIBRARY COMPUTERS SUCK..
i have been trying to log onto the new blogsite and also this one and it just wont down load on these fucking computers...and they were all updated and supposed to be faster..yeah, right..babs and sooner are going to transfer my posts from here to the new sites but i cant get on to them to mark the ones i want transfered...i may start drinking again...if i had any balls they would be busted right about now...so im going to try and fake the blogsite out by posting and see if when i get thru i can go to my old blogs and mark them...doh...i miss this posting stuff..i miss ranting and raving and bitching about forest, the price of gas, my new utilities rate which is going to double this winter, which isn't going to be much of a problem as it is still summer time here. fuck it is almost the middle of nov. and it was 99 degrees yesterday..and only got down to 70 for the low...ahhh..texas....but something good did happen today..i voted and voted against everything...no no no no no....but sunday i went to get a dallas paper and put my money in the little machine and the fucker took my money and gave me no paper..so i went and got one someplace else..then called dallas paper to bitch and they made a deal with me..if i pay at least 3 months at a time.they will only charge me half of the regular price of the paper which is $18..so get 3 months for $27...emma in the circulation department is my new best friend...i was bitching about my $1.50 plus the fact that the paper guy wanted 3 months in advance to start home delivery...fuck him..wait till he finds out he will have to deliver my paper to me again and at half the price...huh..huh...i love fucking over people....teach him to mess with jackisue.
and then i found this really interesting article in the paper about beer...and found out something that i actually already knew..czech's drink more beer than anyone in the world...anyone that has ever been to a westfest would have known that..but the world's biggest beer drinkers are in the czech republic...they drink 158 liters of beer.
ireland is second(of course) with 141 liters.
germany 118 liters
austria with 115 liters
luxembourg with 101 liters
united kingdom 101 liters
denmark 96 liters
belgium 96 liters
australia 92 liters
slovak republic 86 liters
and we take in the 11 place with 82 liters..which half of that comes from west, the home of the westfest, texas...i cant belive that we are in 11 place...i guess that is a good thing but feel like that puts a lot of pressure on anyone who visits sooners bar and grill...drink up ...we need to be at least 10th..we can beat out them slovak's...chug chug...think when i was drinking we were at least in 8th place...
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
BRACE YOURSELVES.....ITS JACKIESUE
Yes, it's me and boy am I pissed off...I would have been here sooner but thanks to the slow snail computers here at my little library in West, by god, Texas, it has taken me almost an hour to hook up...I lack the ability to sit in my litle chair and watch the blue square get larger...it makes me pissy...and as sooner and babs can attest..it's not a good idea to make jackisue pissy...although it can make me a happy camper to be pissy.I actually stay pissy most of the time.This being brought on by the lack of leadership in my country..I say my country, because sometimes I don't recognize most of the citizens I hear speaking out in defense of George W. Bush or as I call him...forest gump...I used to call him King George but soon realized that Forest Gump is a more fitting name..or one of the three stooges along with cheney and rowe....I wanted to get off to a good start here and allow you to get to know me slowly as I really do need to grow on you..too much of me at one time can be a very scarry thing..I was born without the ability to censor my self..that little switch that is supposed to click on and allow you to stop and think before you speak was burned out while I was still in the womb...If it is a thought, it is spoken...I can piss off, embarrass or anger more people in a shorter length of time than just about anyone that I know..I sometimes am filled with remorse because I have angered or hurt someones feelings..but generally I just say "oh, well, fuckit".Something else I need to warn you about...I have a nasty mouth...due to the lack of switch thing and being raised in the military..I have set the land speed recornd for saying "fuckyou"...I actually was presented a plaque with this on it:"to Jackie, she has the fastest fuckyou in town"...i lived in Portland, Oregon at the time, so that covered a lot of territory...I now live in Texas, and still have the fastest "fuckyou"....I rule...one of my nicknames is TackyJacky....I take great pride in that also..Being from Texas where we take great pride in being the biggest, best, tallest, etc..we also take great pride in being the best of the worse...biggest asshole, worse bitch, tackiest old granny ...that sort of thing...we be number 1...So fair warning..do not stop and linger here if you are a small child, rightwing wingnut rebublican bush lover, overly sensitive, overly fond of God and his kid Jesus(as I am also a pagan and worship the Goddess), or thin skinned...as I leave no prisioners...but if you have been known to have a warped sense of humor,and have the ability to take a joke...welcome...kick off your shoes, grab a Dublin Dr.pepper and a bowl of red...your in the Jackie Zone......
ADIOS MOTHERFUCKERS
IF I CAN GET ON BLOGSPOT.COM TODAY..I WILL BE LONG GONE...THIS PLACE HAS BECOME THE RECESS GROUNDS OF THIRD GRADE MISFITS....YOU REMEMBER THE ONES IN SCHOOL THAT YOU ALWAYS AVOIDED? THEY PICKED AND ATE THEIR BUGGERS AND ALWAYS HAD SNOT ON THEIR SLEEVES..??THEIR EYES WERE SPACED TOO FAR APART AND ATE WITH THEIR MOUTHS OPEN AND THEIR LIPS MOVED WHEN THEY READ? THE BOYS WERE ALWAYS GRABBING THEIR DICKS AND THE GIRLS WERE DRY HUMPING EACH OTHER? WELL, THAT IS WHAT BLOGSTER.COM HAS BECOME...MY WORSE NIGHTMARE...PEOPLE I WOULD AVOID AT ANY COST....AND WHAT MAKES IT REALLY BAD IS I USED TO LIKE AND ADMIRE THESE PEOPLE...NOW I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE.REALLY SAD..I DONT KNOW IF IT STEMS FROM THE CRAZINESS FROM THE NEW OWNERS OR IF IT IS SOME SORT OF EVIL THAT HAS MANIFESTED ITSELF INTO THEIR LIVES..CAUSE I SURE DONT KNOW WHO YOU FOLKS ARE ANYMORE...SO...LIKE I SAID..IF I CAN GET LOADED UP TODAY ON THAT OTHER SITE...IM LONG GONE...IT WAS FUN AND I WILL MISS WHAT WE ONCE HAD..I AM ALREADY BEGINNIG TO THINK OF YOU ALL AS MY 4TH HUSBAND THAT I HAD TO DEVORICE BECAUSE OF OUR DIFFERENCES...ADIOS MOTHERFUCKERS IS NOT TO YOU..IT IS TO NEIL AND BOB....WHO WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE TWO DUMB ASSHOLES THAT FUCKED UP A GOOD THING...
*Note: Reference is to new owners that took over Blogster and made it suck ass
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
I FIND HUMOR IN THE WEIRDEST SHIT
did you know that the day that lincoln signed the secret service into existence, just after lunch on 4-14-1865, that evening he went to the theatre and got assissinated...now why do i find that extremely funny..sick puppy..yup..im a sick puppy...
THE CLOSET IS STARTING TO EMPTY OUT
notice how more and more people are coming out of the closet? first there was ellen, then slowly but surely some more came out and then there was swoope's from basketball and now ...sulu from the starship enterprise is out...HORAY FOR THEM ... wish more would come out of the closet..the more that are out, the easiest it will be for them to get rights..because main stream america thinks there are only about 3 dozen of them and they all live in hollywood...but if all the drs. lawyers, businesspeople,judges, military folks, and others would just stand up and be counted...then they couldnt be denied...the more that come out and stand to be counted..the stronger they will be...so all you closet homosexuals...stand up and be counted...strength in numbers....
WELL, I FINALLY PISSED SOMEONE OFF
and more power to me...absolutelyfabulous? or what ever..is mad at me cause im liberal first of all and seems to think i want everything given to me cause at 61(will be 62 nov. 12th.)i feel i deserve it...hm...wonder what i said to get he or her panties in a bunch..but what ever it was they are all pissed off at me..something about restricting fredoms..coming from a right winger, that is pretty fucking funny in itself..the ones that want to restrict our freedoms from the right to choose, the right to get equal pay for equal work, no matter your race, age, religion or sexual preference. want to restrict our freedom from a peaceful death with out someone keeping us on life support when we want to die when we choose..yup..ole absolutely sure has their own opinions about freedom..and as for working..well, i have worked since i was 17 years old..and only reason im not working now is the result of 5 major back surguries..the only thing given to me by the government is $55 in food stamps which im sure is not coming out of his or her's paycheck...but it does warm the cockles of my red neck heart that i have pissed someone off at last...thanks for the rude and mean spirtited comment on my site..but that is what freedom is all about..the right to make a fool out of yourself on someone else's blog site...thanks..made my day...
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