I had to post this before I forgot, as it resulted in one of the biggest laughs I have ever gotten from one of those stupid Judge shows. No I don't watch them, ever..and yes, I know I watch soaps(down to 3) but those people on the shows make me want to bip them. But I was flipping through the channels and caught Judge Joe asking this woman"What is 2 times 2? So I figured this could be interesting if he's asking her simple math. She grins real big, very proud of herself and says "4.." Smiles at the audience. He says:" What is one half of 4?" and she really grins big and throws her hands up in the air and says:"2 1/2, ....I'm not stupid."...and turns around and grins real big at the audience in pride..I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my recliner. I switched the TV off that channel real fast as I just didn't need to see what was said after that. Now I wish I had..but 2 1/2 I'm not stupid is my new catch phrase. Well, that and shitting outside the box.
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LOL! It's been a fertile week for new catchphrases!
now i want to know the rest LOL
I admit I used to watch Joe.....but it irritated me when he talked like he was a homeboy and then like he was an MIT grad. Most of the people on those court shows have to be 2 1/2 with that other fraction in their ass where their brains are.
Now I want to know the rest too.
Our great edamacation system at work.
The stupid people are so easy for the government and religious leaders to manipulate.
Funny and scary @ the same time.
I don't watch them either but I saw JJB say "Your not a bank and I'm not the government, so don't be looking for a bailout here." I liked that.
Wow, Nit Wit, you just said a mouthful, I agree with your observation.
Those stupid court tv shows are all the hell they have on during the day at work up here, that & Jerry Springer (who I would pay to see mauled by a pack of rabid rottweilers).
Channel 55 must get its daytime feed direct off The Johnny-Reb Channel on cable.
I watch alot of Judge Judy (due to the husband's fascination with her) and the things she says to people cracks me right up! Reminds me of a couple of someones...
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