"Boatercycles" -- brilliant! "Enhanced baptism" -- OMG! And love the Pepe Youmans quotation too. You've gotten my Monday off to a good start, YDG, thanks!
1985: Damn Granny you need to get laid - or at least get yourself one of those variable speed vibrators.
At least with the vibrators - they are more dependable - always ready when you are - and you don't have to cook and clean for them between uses. the Ol'Buzzard
Hi,Jackiesue.Congrats on that win last night! Had some hairy moments...but they preserved for you! Yes! Thank you,Diane Feinstein! A Democrat with large balls more afraid of that information never getting out than the "dicks"(figurative and literal) that surround her! You,go,girl. Now if we could just get some action.Aha-ha-ha,what was I thinking? The overspending on "defense" is how our police forces suddenly look like an invading army. Individual police depts can requisition "outdated" or "surplus " equipment. Talk about welfare for the rich...building them when we don't need them(so their constituants have high paying jobs which are unavailable to the average person) and then giving them away. I wonder if they'd let me have a tank? Oh, the mischief I could make! Love the"remove the warning label". That's called thinning the herd ; ) And the cat with St. Peter. The "no lighter" is the definition of hell, but where there's a will...! Summer of '85?!?!?! (if by some chance,you don't have a vibrator collection...I can suggest a few ; ) Now,Jackiesue, I Googled "skunk egg" ('cuz even a city girl knows that's not how we get baby skunks) and there was West! Your hometown! They claim best skunk eggs anywhere. Awesome, and they actually sound tasty. The "pevo" you mentioned...I think I need YOUR definition... by the Urban Dictionary's definition, sounds freaky, even by my standards :D Thanks for easing me out of Monday. Hope you have a gentle week,Jackiesue !
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kind of like me now 71..hahahahha
Always an inspiration!
ReplyDeleteHappy monday!
ReplyDelete"Boatercycles" -- brilliant! "Enhanced baptism" -- OMG! And love the Pepe Youmans quotation too. You've gotten my Monday off to a good start, YDG, thanks!
ReplyDeleteYou are awesome now!!
ReplyDeleteWhen I was 6 I didn't have a phone, and the only phone in the house had a crank on it!!
Putin should have been an actor.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait. He is.
1985: Damn Granny you need to get laid - or at least get yourself one of those variable speed vibrators.
ReplyDeleteAt least with the vibrators - they are more dependable - always ready when you are - and you don't have to cook and clean for them between uses.
the Ol'Buzzard
Hi,Jackiesue.Congrats on that win last night! Had some hairy moments...but they preserved for you!
ReplyDeleteYes! Thank you,Diane Feinstein! A Democrat with large balls more afraid of that information never getting out than the "dicks"(figurative and literal) that surround her! You,go,girl. Now if we could just get some action.Aha-ha-ha,what was I thinking?
The overspending on "defense" is how our police forces suddenly look like an invading army. Individual police depts can requisition "outdated" or "surplus " equipment. Talk about welfare for the rich...building them when we don't need them(so their constituants have high paying jobs which are unavailable to the average person) and then giving them away. I wonder if they'd let me have a tank? Oh, the mischief I could make!
Love the"remove the warning label". That's called thinning the herd ; ) And the cat with St. Peter. The "no lighter" is the definition of hell, but where there's a will...! Summer of '85?!?!?! (if by some chance,you don't have a vibrator collection...I can suggest a few ; )
Now,Jackiesue, I Googled "skunk egg" ('cuz even a city girl knows that's not how we get baby skunks) and there was West! Your hometown! They claim best skunk eggs anywhere. Awesome, and they actually sound tasty. The "pevo" you mentioned...I think I need YOUR definition... by the Urban Dictionary's definition, sounds freaky, even by my standards :D
Thanks for easing me out of Monday. Hope you have a gentle week,Jackiesue !
Laffs - some really good ones in there!!
ReplyDeleteI want the iPeed app!!
And to shake the hand of the dude that says Bears eat Green Bay Packers!!