YELLOWDOG GRANNY

We are 4-0!......I am so happy I could shit a brick....no wait...I did that this morning...

that for the medicine to work...it would have to turn my fecal matter to the consistency of Portland Cement...due to this lack of knowledge....

Tuesday I had chicken for dinner...late Tuesday night, my stomach said...'uh..this shit is bad' and proceeded to spew it out from bo...

MATTEL APOLOGIZES TO CHINA FOR RECALLS.. What the fuck?...They poison American kids and they kiss China's ass?..They should be in the pr...

Great balls in cowtown.... Ahh life is good when it comes to the cowboys.. Old yellowdog..is a happy camper..Although the first quarte r lik...

I put away the second dish ....I took the second liter box out to the dumpster and threw it away..I put away all his little play mice and on...

"People have often said about the Clinton's, they don't care who they hang out with as long as the people can be useful to them...

TOUCHDOWN........COWBOYS.... BROUGHT TO YOU BY...BUDDHA_BOY.. rah rah ree.... kick 'em in the knee... rah rah rass.... kick 'em in ...

Cat makes getting up in the morning very interesting.... and just a little scary.. The little "Asshole" has been so disruptive dur...

I've always been convinced that the Yellowdog was a month short of a calendar year, but after last night I'm sure of it..I haven...

Yes, folks...old yellowdoggranny is one happy old lady...not only did the cowboys win....45-35(sorry Buddha_Girl)...but the fuc king Philade...

As my good friend Cadmus once said:"I shall tell you a great secret, my friend.Do not wait for the last judgement.It takes place every ...

Well, it was a Westfest weekend and all went well...we had 22,714 people here from 7 PM Friday to 1 Am Monday. For s ome reason I keep think...

There is a book coming out that supposedly has Bush admitting that he 'can tear up'...that he cries a lot and mostly when he talks t...

2ND British officer blames Rumsfeld...... General says warning about deficiency of postwar pl an ignored. London...A second retired British ...

First of all..my idea of hell....'if I was locked in a room with Paul Dean and Rachel Raye..'Between the two of them, I don't kn...

Yes, it's that time of year again..The time when the population of my little town of 2,000 goes up to 30,000+..Which means I run to the ...