Monday, January 09, 2006

PHOBIAS.......................


I was merrily reading David Sedaris's book and he was talking about phobias...I found two that I am certain, because of most of our sleeping habits, will describe us...one or the other..first is:achluoplobic, which is the fear of night fall...
the other is: phenogophic, and that is someone who is afraid of day light....
made me think of words we could make up to describe certain fears..like dicktaphobia.....The fear of George W. Bush....
fuck...now I will be up all damn night thinking of phobias...
fuckyaphobia...fear of not being able to say fuck....
may the goddess bless you...
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9 comments:

  1. apositivepessimistMon Jan 09, 06:05:00 AM CST

    ocdphobia...the fear of getting an ocd. maan i'd be fucked with these doors and light switches...there's so many of them. i'd be really pissed at having to get up earlier to accommodate them little bastids.

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  2. BeansidheMon Jan 09, 07:23:00 AM CST

    Okay, your headless squirrel beats my mouses arse.

    Now that's gotta be the weirdest game of poker ever! :)

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  3. SumMon Jan 09, 08:25:00 AM CST

    Thanks for the laugh.

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  4. Nit WitMon Jan 09, 11:52:00 PM CST

    Wouldn't Dicktaphobia be a fear of Chainy?
    Maybe Gumpaphobia?
    :)

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  5. Clance' McClannahanTue Jan 10, 07:45:00 AM CST

    fear of getting up in the morning and no coffee -lackofcaffienaphbia which then causes postraumaticaffienewithdrawal-headache Syndrome.

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  6. Clance' McClannahanTue Jan 10, 07:48:00 AM CST

    I did a post awhile back about NASCAR Driver Phobias:
    http://churchofthegreatoval.blogspot.com/2005_10_26_churchofthegreatoval_archive.html

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  7. Clance' McClannahanTue Jan 10, 07:49:00 AM CST

    Dang I didn't give the right linhttp://churchofthegreatoval.blogspot.com/2005_10_26_churchofthegreatoval_archive.htmlk...Sorry....

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  8. Clance' McClannahanTue Jan 10, 07:51:00 AM CST

    Just delete all the fucking things!!
    We seem to have a tech issue. Jeesh.

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  9. CassandraThu Jan 12, 10:54:00 PM CST

    In one of Dean Koontz's books, a minor character has Keanuphobia. The fear of Keanu Reeves...
    Good book.. called "False Memory" or "False Memories".

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