YELLOWDOG GRANNY

I went to Dr. E today...he looked at me sitting in his office with my socks and shoes off and gently said 'I don't do toes.'...B...

I don't know who Joe is, but he's a friend of tsduff, so maybe she told him to send it to me too..who ever what ever...I cracked up....

It's 5:38 A.M., I've been up since 4fuckingA.M. (that's different from Greenwich time). I went to slee p while Letterman was sti...

This is my friend Danny...He and Pat his partner hired me to go to work for the Book Market Book Warehouse way back in the late 80's...I...

I love my DAM News. For you new folk...DAM News is my version of Dallas Morning News..I haven't been getting it delivered to my front po...

You have to go check it out...Keep Austin Weird was made up by the people that have this website..b ut now the term has been stolen, patente...

You know?....I'm not going to miss any of this stupid shit..16 days left...but then who's counting?.... President George W. Bush wil...

I hope they give them all life with no parole....sonofabitch.~~~ RICHMOND, Calif. – Two men and two teens have been arrested on suspicion of...

I'm so tired I'm left handed...Because of the holidays our Friday shipment came in last Monday. Which means that normally they do m...

How can I tell you how much you all mean to me with out becoming gushy...?...I can't...I love each and everyone of you like your were my...

today is my adopted daughter Babs birthday....go by and wish her a happy happy...be careful she's pretty pissy..she's still trying t...

Some very very varied questions..mostly about things you could ask your neighbor. You humans...I'm here to offer you my expertise and yo...

I'll have a very Merry Christmas if the motherfucking Cowboys beat them motherfucking Eagles. nuff said. Babs and I spent Christmas toge...

I'm bacccccck!...I had to make a short trip to pick up Eartha Mae, she's as much of a warrior as any Marine I know. Everyone was put...

Q: What is christianity? A: It is the belief that a two- thousand-year-old jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat h...

Without a doubt the sexiest woman ever...I saw her on the Ed Sullivan Show when I was a kid, and she did Santa Baby and I thought my Daddy w...