I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Monday, September 24, 2007

.......34-10.......






Great balls in cowtown....
Ahh life is good when it comes to the cowboys..


Old yellowdog..is a happy camper..Although the first quarter like to have given me a heart attack...Plus I got so pissed off and after screaming a variety of swear words at Williams who threw a block instead of wrapping up the running and he made a touchdown for Chicago..I actually resorted to childhood cuss words...I called him a poo poo head...I just ran out of cuss words..and after losing Asshole I just can't bear to use that word to cuss at anyone anymore..so that has limited me also..But my boys are 3-0...and we play Saint Louis next week..Another thing I am happy about is that Bret Farve tied Joe Montana's touchdown record with 420...ole Bret is looking good for an old fart...
Speaking of Asshole..I'm going to the paper today and put an ad in and see if someone might have seen him...Maybe someone took him and he's wore out his welcome and they are willing to give him back..I also want to thank everyone for their sweet comments about his disappearance..I cried when I read each and every one...but seems like I cry a lot since he's been gone..who knew such a little pain in the ass could leave such a big hole in my heart?..thank the Goddess the Cowboys are winning..a losing team and the loss of the Asshole..jeeze..I'd really be in the dumps..As it is...I'm just so happy with my boys and the fact that I am 30-13-5 for the season so far....I been picking me some winners..more ties then ever..the bookies are good at that point spread...Also...not to brag or anything..but the Dallas quarterback Tony Romo just became the third quarterback in the Super Bowl era to pass for more then 3,500 yards in his first 13 starts...nana nana boo boo...stick your head in doo doo...
FUCKME TILL I THROW AN INTERCEPTION..!!

7 comments:

the rube said...

grossman is certainly living up to his name. it ain't easy being a bears fan with wrecksy floundering around.

AngelConradie said...

this is so cool to read! i read phats who is a huge purdue fan, and cheryl who is a massive 'bama fan! i even studied up on the rules so i could understand the commentary and predictions!

Anonymous said...

I'm glad the NFL season is giving someone a reason to live. The 49ers' winning streak of two in a row went down the toilet and they're off to another season of total suckiness.

Hey, receivers, the idea is to actually CATCH the football. Poor Alex.

Hey, kicker, you are allowed to actually TACKLE on a kick return.

Cie Cheesemeister said...

I'm sorry the kitty ran away. I hate it when that happens. Most of my cats now are indoor cats. The only one that INSISTS on going out is the bitchy little tortoise-shell cat. I couldn't keep her in if I wanted to.

Nit Wit said...

My Reds only have 6 more games this year. :(
They are going to end up better than the so called experts predicted. Next comes the play offs, then boredom until the spring.
I just can't get interested in football anymore.
Maybe I should do something silly to pass the time like post more on my blog.

Heidi said...

(((Hugs, Yellowdog)))

Little Asshole will return.

We have a little Yorkie that runs around our neighborhood and we thought it was because the owner was an idiot. (The dog wears a collar and has tags). Then a neighbor told us the dog has been roaming around for 2-3 years and may have gotten lost or left behind when the owner moved. John and I are trying to catch it so we can either return it to its rightful owner or take it in if it's truly a stray.

Anonymous said...

Is that Buddha up there? So cute.

I'm behind on my reading. I hope as I move up to the next post I hear good news about Little Asshole.