and I get to harass him about it for at least 2-3 days...Ok...here's the deal, the girl who works days, doesn't work much...calls in sick a lot, needs extra days off cause the kid is sick..always something...so T. was waiting for this Monday to fire her...she also happens to be....Inky's brothers son's girlfriend...got that?..So Saturday...Inky's talking to his brother and happens to mention that they are going to fire said day clerk...Brother runs to his son to tell him his girlfriend is going to be fired...He in turn runs to the girlfriend and tells her....She calls T. and raises all sorts of hell...so she isn't going to be fired..at least not right away..will have to do the write her up every time she fucks up and then fire her..In the mean time...Jackie doesn't get to work the day shift until they fire her...Inky feels like shit...(Jackiesue pointing both pointer fingers to her face...(does this face look like it gives a fuck?)But now I can give Inky a hard time for at least another day...T. said,
'don't give him a hard time he feels bad enough as it is'...I said..'to bad, this is my chance to fuck with him ..and I'm going to'....haha..But I kind of blew that by baking brownies for him and bringing them to work...
Babs and I were out and about this A.M.(and by the way..Babs a pussy) and we went to the other dollar store as our dollar store doesn't have nasturchin seeds...but then neither does the other one now..dammit..I bought one of those rod iron shepherds hooks to hold a plant on. to use to hang one of the bird feeders, and it looks really cool...I get off work early tomorrow night so I can go close up the library for Nancy..how about that for friendship..I give up 2 hours of work for 2 hours of free work...Then this Friday me and ole Babs (who is still a pussy) are going to go see James Hand play at Knights of Columbus Hall, and then the next morning I get to go to the Democratic thingy at the old Waco High School in Waco as an Obama Mama..(er...delegate)..James will go to Austin, Fort Worth, Houston, and then he's going to Europe...Holland, United Kingdom, and Norway..he even is going to play in Liverpool...and that's just thru April..
I spent $2 to buy a laser toy for Annie who when I lasered all over the carpet for her, pointed both paws at her face. (she doesn't give a fuck either)
The weather in West, by Goddess, Texas is sunny...little nippy but very sunny....I can handle nippy...as long as it's sunny...
Oh..I have been put in charge of end caps and stocking new product...Seems I am very good at it..(I could have told them that) so today I got to put the seeds, bulbs, swimming stuff, pools etc.. up where the Easter Shit was...and let me tell you...it looooks good..So...the job is kicking my ass, but I don't mind...I am challenged, get to bullshit with old friends, meet and greet customers and get paid..not much pay...but it beats sitting on my ass watching Guiding Light...
I'm off..need to take a shower and Tabu my ass...
fuckme till I squeek...
ps...I get the latenight from letterman news letter and they have a contest where you get to help make the top 10 list...I have entered it a bunch of times but today I got an email...I won a late night letterman t-shirt..they picked one of my choices...I have completely forgotten what the list was and what I picked...but fuckit..I won...nana nana boo boo..stick your head in doo doo..
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You got a question on Late Night??
This is huge!
Inky must feel real bad. I wonder what it's going to be like the first time they work together. Not to mention the next time he sees’s his brother's son. Hope he's not too big.
You’re famous! You might have to join the writers union and write for TV full time. You would have to write for places like HBO though. The basic cable channels frown on the use of Fuckitty Fuck.
I guess I should ask. Why is Babs a pussy other than the obvious reason that is.
Jaysus. I love Letterman. My sister and I used to watch it together while on the phone when we were in college. We had to pull duty nights once a month. Instead of just doing out jobs, we sat on the phone and did a play-by-play of Dave. I call that multi-tasking.
Give Inky all ya got. I love times like that.
So why's Babs a pussy? Dig the dirt and give it to me!
No shit!
The Letterman thing is HUGE!
Congrats! :)
Is it a top ten list of things that make the censors go BLEEP? lol Congrats!
Oh you are my Goddess...Letterman rocks...You will have to figure out what you sent in so when we watch it we can say oh oh oh oh I know the Goddess who thought of if.
sling:im sooo excited about it..now if i could just remember what the fuck it was...will remember when i see it for sure..maybe i will have a contest to see if anyone can figure out which one is mine.ha..
nitwit:oh man..he feels horrible..just so mad at himself for blabbing and that the consequence's ended up fucking me up..ha...i was going to tease him somemore..but he feels so bad i did't have the heart..
im really hopped up about getting one of the top 10 ...i doublt if i put in fuckity fuck fuck fuck...but who knows?babs will have to tell you why she's a pussy on her blog..im just saying BABS IS A PUSSY..
i wonder if i could write a tv series about a wild and crazy redneck in a small czech town?...no one would believe it..
bg:letterman is my favorite..love me some letterman..nah, im going to ease up on him..he just feels so bad...and babs will have to post about it on her blog..but she's still A PUSSY..
bp:thanks very much..im going to have a contest and see who can guess which one is mine..ha
rox:i could make the entire list on that one..hahah..
sage:they may tell me in an email but if not i'll recognize my own work..ha..
Bummer when stores have to put up with workers who don't come in when they should and have to keep a list of all their goof offs.
We got the lazer thing for our cat. She was fascinated for 15 seconds or so, looked at us and stalked off.
Letterman, great!!
A Late night question?!? That is so freakin cool!! woooo :)
So, I may feel like a tard for asking, but what are nasutchin seeds?
You made him brownies ---ooh babe you are slippin hehheehe ;)
babs:in the immortal words of our vice president....so?....pussy...nana nana...babs is a pussy...sqwack!....here chick chick chick...bwaaaak...
jan:i checked the one last night and it wasn't last night's question..so will have to watch tonight and see if that's it..
tina:nasturchin seeds are a flower, which is one of my favorite to plant from seed as they are sooo hardy you can't help but have great results..they have the kind that climb too and they will take over the yard with a little love..i always call them nasty urchins..
think he feels so guilty that he isn't even eating them..everyone else is though..
Omigod, you made the top 10 list?!!! That's great! I hope you remember your list so you can let us know!!! Whoo hoo for you!
A former co-worker of mine would refer to nippy weather as "a tit bit nipply" because of the affect it has on that part of the body.
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