By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace
The article read:"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished
and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a 6-pack of Dublin Dr Pepper, a bag of pork rinds, a small box of chocolates, 3 peaches, a can of cheeze wiz, and a kolache.
You have no idea how good I feel.
You may pass this on to those you feel are also in need of Inner
peace.
24 comments:
LOL!
If only laughing my ass off was a viable form of exercise... I'd be in shape in no time.
Holy shit. And you didn't throw up?
Just reading the 'bag of pork rinds' made me dry heave. For real. Buddha thought I was going to blow chunks on the hardwoord floors!
What is kolache?
A whole 6 pack?!!!
I finished eating three dark chocolate bars and I finished feeling guilty about anything.
josh:new exercise..laughing your ass off..
buddh:have to be chichironi's..they are a lot better than those wussy pork rinds..it's my favorite snack..no carbs..can eat all i want..
lic:it's a czech pastry and they are really good...
ok...im from texas, im allowed to lie..I had one..
jan:i love dark chocolate..i have had 4 sqares of dark chocoate and not send my blood sugar up if i don't eat any other carbs..and it lowers my blood pressure..good stuff that dark chocolate..
chichironi's! Ha so funny. I thought my abuelita made that word up!
I'll never be at peace.
I'm off to finish my 6 pack of Smirnoff Ice. I expect inner peace to hit me any second.
Thanks for the advice, Granny!
I believe your spirit is at peace. My only question is...is your stomach at peace?
Pork rinds, peaches, AND cheez wiz? Ewww!
Glad you found inner peace though!
lic:oh it's a real word..it's also what we call small boobies..'look at her chichironies'..ha
abulita's never lie.
travis:you live in texas and you wrote a great book, how can you not be in peace?
mrsb:go in peace grasshopper.
yoga:oh yeah, im a texas we'e used to eating a lot of crap.
rudegirl;breakfast of champions..
Am remined of a rake who had defintions of "in her piece" and "on her." (inner peace and honor if no one is critically thinking...)
Yuck...got an email of when name calling isn't swearing and it was a female dog saying "HO!' to an innanimate hoe and the hoe saying "bitch" back at it.
Totally on a tangent here but the "inner peace" thing got me going!
I had ribs that SE smoked for 6 hours, jalapeno macaroni salad that I made (sooo good!), and fresh sweet corn. I finished what I started and felt damn good about it! Just wish to hell I had a kolache for in the morning...yum!
If I eat and drink everything I've started I'll be at it for weeks and might never reach inner peace.
Plus I'll have to buy all new clothes in much bigger sizes.
robin:ok, I have to have the recipe for the jalopena macaroni...that sound soo good..
or the cartoon of the fan and the vacuum cleaner..vacuum cleaner says you blow to the fan and the fan says you suck to the vacuum cleaner...ok..we done here now?..ha
nitwit:well, like i said..i lied about what I ate..I could never eat a whole can of cheese wiz..or half the stuff I said..
Mint! I was thinking of the decorating that needed doing and then when I read your post I ate a chocolate bar from start to finish and felt so much better.
I was sitting here wondering what the heck am I missing...then I read this. Laughter, that is what I am missing. Thanks for the smiles!
And when you wake up from the fat-carb-salt overdose ... it's a brand new week
*chuckle*
Wow you ate alot...but you found inner peace...what a bonus. I will never find inner peace unless I get a hole of a dublin dr. pepper.
oetm:dontcha feel better now?..ha
mcraven:that's what you get here..cheap laughs..
gaddy:hate to admit this but it was all a lie..i had one peach and about 2 hands full of chichironies..if i ate all that crap I'd be sick to my stomach.
sage:I'm going to buy a case of dublin dr pepper and send one to everyone that wants one..ha
Awesome. I'm in good shape now too!!
Inner peace not just because you finished what you started, but because you'd be in a coma for a while afterwards.
Good Afternoon Yellowdog Granny,
The next time I'd take a green crew out to sea, I'm going to suggest this as a way they find their inner peace. It should be very entertaining.
I'm starting with green olives....ending with a glass of Kijafa cherry wine....a big damn glass.
YellowDogGranny?JackieSue...I need you! Went on a rant on my blog and it's right up your alley! Help me! WE (don't you love that I try roping you into these things!?) need to come up with a list of hurricane names that aren't too "anglo" (did you read that article?) I just tossed some off but I thought you'd be HYSTERICAL at this exercise! Have at it!
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