I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

WEEKLY WEST NEWS


i didnt post weekly west news last week as nothing happened...nope..too fucking hot for anyone to do anything..
but this week..we have 4 deaths, one birth and 6 birthdays ranging from 1-80 years old..
khzt is sponsoring a bake sale to raise money for the hurricane victims..
red cross is holding a blood drive
west ambulance is having a fund raiser for themselves(hmmm)
the city of Ross is having its 20th year volunteer fire dept bbq..plus a dance with music provided by the heart of texas road gang..now here is some really great news..the wisd received a superior rating...it is the highest rating a school can get..and we got it...pretty good for a bunch of bohunks..
i finally got enough nerve to ask henrietta what a polka mass was as i had a mental picture of the intire mass done with a polka beat..well i was close..all the music(hymns) that is sung is sung to a polka beat..and usually sung in czech..ill let you guys picture that one in your head without any adlibs from me..
50 years ago this week..henrietta and george got married...i saw the picture of them at the wedding and she was really pretty...george looks the same..just more wrinkles..
my good friend michael adamson who is president of the waco electicians local son won the weekly contest that the paper has to guess the winners of the picked teams and he got 10 out of 12 right and won a $20 coupon for the pizza house of west...way to go tanner...
there is a 2/1 house for sale on virginia street for $35,000..man anyone who wants to invest in real estate should come to west..do we have some houses for you...jeanettet karlick who writes the little column in the paper called thanks for listening(shouldnt that be thanks for reading????)..anyhow she is still writing about her trip to czech, australia and poland..said in one of the towns in czechlavacia(SP) that they have a texas museum which is full of historical information about the czech's that left there and went to texas...pretty cool..
both grocery stores are having sales and dr.pepper and blue bell ice cream are on sale...fuckers...
and this little bit is for all you believers out there..
PRAYER TO SAINT JUDE
Most holy apostle, St. Jude, faithful servant and friend of Jesus, the church honors and nvokes you universally, as the patron of hopeless cases, of things almost despaired of.Pray for me. I am so helpless and alone. Make use. I implore you, of that particular privilege given to you, to bring visible and speedy help where help is almost despared of.Come to my assistance in this great need taht i may receive the consolation and help of heaven in all my necessities, tribulations and sufferins, particularly(here you make your request) and that i may praise God with you and all the elect forever.I promise, O blessed St. Jude, to be ever mindful of this great favor, to always honor you as my special and powerful patron, and to gratefully encourage devotion to you. amen..

well..hm...i would think you would be pretty desperate to have to say that to anyone especially a dead person..which is why i love the goddess..she says she gets more prayers from behind the wheel of speeding cars and is usally "Oh goddess......."...followed by screaching brakes..
she prefers all prayers to go something like this..
"oh goddess, i have fucked up again...can you help?"
she says she does the best she can..

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