I went by brightyellergun's to see what he was up to and he steered me to a new blog..and I have a new roll mate..she is very very funny..she's Canadian,is strong,cusses like I do..well, no one cusses like I do..and did I mention she was funny?...check her out..nineteensixtyeightrox.blogspot.com
Any how I stole her meme..so here tis:
CHRISTMAS MEME
When people say Christmas you immediately think:oh fuck...I'm going to be broke by New Years..
Favorite Christmas memory:was when we lived in Hawaii and I got my first bike..Blossom Bailey Roycroft..I loved that fucking bike.. when we left Hawaii, I wasn't allowed to bring it with me as the military shipped us by Navy plane and there was no room...I was not only pissed..I was broken hearted...I had a lot of adventures on ole Blossom...Me and my parakeet Pete taking off and going to the beach and having the AP's searching high and low for me..yup...good times.
Favorite Christmas song/carol: that's easy..Little Drummer Boy..and my favorite versio
n is done by Tennessee Ernie Ford..For those of you whippersnappers who are too young to know who he is..Google him ...
n is done by Tennessee Ernie Ford..For those of you whippersnappers who are too young to know who he is..Google him ...Favorite Christmas movie:also very easy..
A Christmas Story....the best and my very very favorite..if I have to watch it's A Good Life one more time, I will snatch someone bald headed and bip them into another world..
Your favorite Christmas character..:hmm..
I would say, the star...cause if you don't have the star...whatd'ya got?...A messy birth in a barn..The star brought the 3 wise guys,a
ngels and a host of animals..and that little drummer boy..
ngels and a host of animals..and that little drummer boy..Favorite ornament/object..that's easy too..years ago Jamie and I were decorating for Christmas and I had this sleigh, don't even remember where it came from..and she painted it like Santa's sleigh, red and white and put snow flakes all over it..I use it every Christmas and usually use it to hold my Christmas cards..but this year I put my stuffed Christmas bear in it..which was given to me by the Lakota Princess Nancy...
What are your plans for Christmas?...The Saturday before Christmas I am going to my bestest friend David's ex wife's house and have our gift swapping and doing the Chinese Christmas thingy..How did the idea of swapping, stealing and taking the gift back become known as Chinese Christmas?....anyone know?
After that, I'm not sure what I'm going to do..will see the granddaughters..but not sure I want to go to Thom's and imacuntthedaughterinlaw's house for a round of ass kissing, phony display of affection for a $50 gift card...so may just stay home...
Oh...yeah, another reason why I am suspicious of Christians..?...How could good Christians allow the birth of their saviour b
e turned into such a crass display of commercialism?...just asking..
e turned into such a crass display of commercialism?...just asking..I pick kalibitch,billy pilgrim,nitwit,tex and Alan to do this meme..that should be really good...
by the way that cute young man with Santa is my heart adopted Grandson...It's Buddha_girls cute and adorable son Robert.
19 comments:
I thought you might like "Bad Santa," one of the best Christmas movies of all time. It's a tradition at my house.
Love your blog, you are saying what I've been thinking.
You are officially my new 'best blog friend' and we will celebrate x-mas by sitting around drinking the nog and watching Pulp Fiction and From Dusk til Dawn.
I've missed you and so I'm starting over again...:)
Bill, can I watch? I'll even clap politely after each nailing.
I know who Tennesse Ernie Ford is!!!!!
Do I get a prize?
Glad you like my new best friend but don't worry, you're still one of my standard (not old) best friends!
Love ya, K
jan:I liked that movie too, but I just love a christmas story..them all ending up at the chinese resturant eating chinese food was just so great..and I love that kid..
christie:yeah, ,most people are a little sick of all the crass commercialism for the holidays...
kalibitch:ah, you'll have fun doing the meme, I did..
christi:yeah, and both kill bills and reservior dogs too...
mcraven:oh so glad your back..look everybody..Nancy's back..yeah...everyone go say hi to nancy...
bbc:yeah, christmas is for kids...especially little greedy ones..
the bratprince:yes, you get a prize..come to the house and pick out a book..I have the iliad of homer,bordellos of blair street,howard hughs in vegas, and a fairy book...just a few that might perk your intrest...and I should have known you would know who ernie ford is..ha
byg:yeah, when you said she was your new best friend, I thought..what am I chopped liver..?..ha...
Okay your highness, I did it. And I only bled a little.
Ah...
holy christ! i'll put in on my to do list.
something wonderful has happened to me and i must deal with it.
what a fargin awesome meme!!! i love your answers!!!
1. "Swiss Miss"
2. I remember the time it snowed and the kids spent the day playing outside. The white stuff was better than any gift.
3. "Oh, I Want Crabs for Christmas." (You've gotta live in Baltimore to get that one on the radio.)
4. "A Clockwork Orange"
5. The Grinch. If you turn the t.v. off just before he gets to the top of Mt. Crumpit.
6. I will be chained to the stove the entire week, cooking my tits off.
kalibitch:and a good one too..
alan:as jenny would say alan..ball up...you can do it..
billypilgrim:I can hardly wait..
angel:Im good at these things for some reason..
annejohnson:clockwork orange?....cool..
yeh, I have to start the cookies going too.
Anyone too young to remember Tennessee Ernie Ford should get coal in their stockings!..
1. Wonder if I can get off work?
2. The year I got a new born colt, raised him and kept him for 18 years
3. White Trash Christmas, guess it's time to post the video on my blog again
4. Santa Clause
5. Evil Elf, but I think he only visits my house....
6. The box of tiny glass balls Mom gave me, they were the first tree decorations she and Dad got back when they were broke and I came along
7. Christmas Eve with the extended family, Christmas morning with son and grandmonster and then back to work Christmas night
My favorite Christmas movie is A Christmas Story, too. My parents and I watch it on TBS every year when they do their 24 hour Christmas Story marathon.
BEST. Movie. EVER. Happy Holidays!
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