I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Friday, July 21, 2023

there's a swamp in my crotch and between my boobs.


















































 

10 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahaha, the pain scale one! And the jalapeno forecast! Try to stay cool and avoid the dreaded swamp ass.

SickoRicko said...

The "Why 2024 Won't Be a Repeat of 2016" meme gave me hope. Do cold showers help you cool down?

Jerri said...

Omg, “…and so I face the vinyl curtain” !! 🤣 From the movie that changed showering forever.
Fewer stupid motherfuckers is always a good thing.
Remember when Howard Dean yelled “Yee-haaaw” and was immediately considered “having mental issues”? Do you suppose he watches Ron Bobblehead DuhSantis and wonders WTF?
Fucking fabulous Friday fare, YDG! The pain scale is hysterical. You always lighten and brighten my mood and in these days of saunas and insanities and it is appreciated.
You ARE the last one, aren’t you? 🤭

JustGail said...

the "why 2024 won't be a repeat" - are they assuming that every Gen Z will vote D, and every older person votes R?
If so, that's a fuckingly stupid and very dangerous assumption to make. I know plenty of Gen Zer who will vote R solely for the 2nd Amendment and because they don't remember back alley abortions, women not being able to get credit in their own name, denied the right to vote, etc., and plenty of Boomers who vote D because we remember the fight to get rights that the Rs are now rolling back.

You look good with the new haircut! Nice and cool, I'd go that short except it means going to get it cut every 6-8 weeks instead of cutting it every 3-4 years. It gets donated when I do cut it.

wibble said...

Ol' Tubby wants Lloyd to come over and shine his shoes. Fk Alabama.

River said...

Getting old is weird because..yes!
also, it's weird being the same age as old people.

Piers Gaveston Jr said...

I was looking for an old post to recycle. I found something I wrote in 2008, about the war of 1812. The post was inspired by YELLODOGGRANNIE. I am delighted to see that you are still in the blogging game.
If you ever have too much free time, go visit https://chamblee54.wordpress.com/ I moved to WordPress years ago. I still publish every day, even if it is mostly reruns of old material. I started editing historic pictures, and using them to illustrate my posts. The text seldom has any relation to the pictures, which are almost always better than the text.

Valerie said...

Hydroplaning off the toilet seat--I can see that in my future. It's so hot, I mowed my yard at 6 this morning--when it was a cool 77 degrees. Still dripping.

Stay cool, Jackie Sue! Have a great weekend!

yellowdoggranny said...

debra that jalapeno forecast is more truth than fiction.it's hot hot hot..
rick, nothing helps..unless you sit in a tub of icewater.
jerri...glad you weekend is off to a start with ydg...all I know is I need to get cool for about a week.
Gail, I sorta thought the same thing..most youngsters don't know shit..my 11 year old great granddaughter Olivia is disgusted at how stupid her classmaters are about politics..fuck..
every day I'm happier with my haircut..it's the onlything cool about me.
wibble? fuk all those red states.
well howdy Piers...yes I'm still here..going on 17 years...glad I inspired you about a post..
valerie...what's weird is my damn toilet seat is hot...so I stick to it..not slide...hot weekend coming up.

Sandy said...

So many good ones. I hope the one comparing 2016 to 2024 is right. We need to have hope. Keep up the good work, your memes help spread the shit show that people need to know about. The Repugnant Party makes me sick.