Hahahahahah!...There's a threat for you...I know for a fact that there will be no testifying from her clients..Due to some black mailing on my own I discovered a book that not only has their names..but has all their special requests...
Like the great Senator from Mo..Christopher Bond, who only wants to be serviced by a Queen Elizabeth look alike who serves him martinis, shaken not stirred..Congressman Kucinich and Senator Hillary Clinton have to be addressed as Madam President..Congresswoman Mary Bono wants a Cher look-alike who seranades her with "I Got You Babe." Senator John Warner insists that he is given his massage by a man dressed up in a Cleopatra wig.Randy J. Forbes has to be urged on with some special equipment and the lady in question has to tell him over and over again"Your a randy little boy aren't you Randy?"
Ted Kennedy has to...well, never mind..it's to disgusting to mention..but it does have to do with a man in green fatigues, a huge cigar and Cuban music in the background..Norman D. Dicks insists on being called 'Big Dick'..while dressed in a diaper..Willie "Lacy" Clay,Jr. wears a white wedding dress and keeps saying, "Bless me mother for I have sinned."...
Many of them require their services from pages and they have to be addressed as "you naughty republican"...Four of them have special dresses made for them and one is very fond of red silk and a tiny pearl necklace..It doesn't go around his neck if you get my drift..One lady is very popular with about a dozen Senators as she is a Condoleezza Rice look-alike..one looks like Barbara Bush and three look like George W. Bush.
I could go on, but it is just too icky for words..so I think the chances of her getting anyone of these esteemed politicians to come forth and testify that she was only giving massages..is pretty far fetched..Although it has brought me a job offer..Some Congressman wants some 'tough ole broad' to work me over...I just found out he's a republican..so I'm thinking of taking the job..
fuckme till the governor of Alabama burns the confederate flag..
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I bet that Congressman has a waiting list of people wanting that job. Hell I'll put on a dress and wear a white wig if he gives me the job.
They get to use her services for free. The government pays for it to keep them away from the Pages. Not a completely successful program.
I always tell The Boss the truth. She now has two professional chef’s meat cleavers.
I don't want no meat cleaved.
You gotta wait until we get a new governor, possibly me.
It would be so refreshing if instead of denying everything someone would stand up and say "So! It shouldn't be illeagal anyway."
Like Clinton's didn't inhale bullshit. He should have just said "I got high as a kite and I don't think we should spend billions locking people up for doing the same thing."
YDG, are you turning wimpy on us?
My comment has to be approved?
Afraid someone will say something you don't like? I thought you would be the last person to engage in censorship!
nitwit:please, no meat cleved..let me know how the balm works..
rainwolf:I'd vote for ya!
the rube:man, I couldn't have said it better myself..
tex:them two faced bastids..make my ass hurt..
and as for the approval thing.?It's not what this troll says about me that upsets me..it's what he says about people that comment on the posts, and he is just a little 'get me a gun I'm a gonna kill somebody' scary..he says things like will you forgive me if I kiss your old wrinkled ass...sure..kiss it long and sweet..but don't come here and make fun of a reader who is bi-polar and can't defend them selves..this is for me..and people to bitch..not an open forum for people to hurt other people...
and I hate haveing to do it..but I have to protect my friends...
Maybe I should retire from the paper mill and and buy me a leather bustier. Surley there's a call for big boobed well padded leather ladies (Kiss my boots you miserable turd!) and the hours have gotta be better............
Washington DC sounds like a fun place. I'm gonna move there.
I understand YDG I was just comming back to tell you I was just in a pissy mood when I made that comment and that it's none of my business how you run your blog.
junebugg:you and me both..wear lots of leather and crack a whip and make them call us mommie..we'd
make a fortune..
sebastian:howdy...glad you came by..
tex:sure it's your business how i run my blog..you and everyone else that comes here..ha..it just pisses me off that i do have to use the owner checker thingy bob because of some deluted asshole who thinks it's funny to call women names, make fun of people with mental problems,and just basically insult everyone that comes here..if i could hunt him down i would hit him so hard his mothers nose would bleed...bastid.
No special requests from Giuliani? Perhaps some chick who is, oh I don't know...his cousin!
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