I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Friday, August 13, 2021

ok, I lied.











                                                             Ellen's is in Dallas





















































 thanks for stopping by....love you sonsabitches.

21 comments:

Raven Onthill said...

"…should welcome the opportunity."

I feel like Muttley. Snicker, snicker, snicker.

(why yes, ravens do have a wide range of vocalizations.)

Valerie said...

Change their DNA--no kidding they should embrace it. Some of these people's family tree is a wreath. Have a great weekend, Jackie Sue!

Dee said...

Thanks for coming back. I'm an antisocial lurker that spews coffee across across the keyboard, laughs hysterically, but never says anything. I will try to be better...

baquist said...

What Dee said! Thanks for coming back; I've lurked at least once a week for years, and only rarely comment. You are much appreciated and I'll be better.

Kris Fox said...

I don't know where you find all these but I'm particularly fond of the puns and tongue-in-cheek types. They make my day

Genevieve said...

LMAO! Cats making omelettes.Welcome back dear.

pam nash said...

Yes - my kids had to have "vaccine passports" before they went to school - back in the late 1970's. And, guess what? Every parent present one to the school before the kids were enrolled. People - get a grip!
Glad you weren't gone long!

JustGail said...

6:30... hands down... bwahahahahha! sigh, any tips for drying out my keyboard?

Mark said...

Love you, too.

Vivian Swift said...

This is quite a haul -- I don't even like puns but the text exchange made me laugh out loud. Thank you for getting my weekend off to a good start. If cocktail hour rolls around and Trump is still not President, I will toast you, Jackie Sue. Job well done.

Anonymous said...

We love when you lie to us! I check your site every day (just in case) and always have to share some of the memes with my co-worker in the adjoining office because he hears me laughing after lunch. Thank you!!

1oddmanout said...

I relate to waiting to see if the world is gonna end.

Tundra Bunny said...

AHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the great start to my weekend, YDG!

yellowdoggranny said...

Raven, ravens are smarter than trump supporters.
Valerie, I think if we'd all been born rich (liberals) we'd put the rich gop's out of business.
Dee....bless you my child.
Baquist at least I know you're name...haha.
Kris, I love puns...I'm going to try and do more. especially the groaners.
Pam..exactly..kids today still can't go to school with out them shot records.Me too...short trip..hah
Justgail...I use a mr clean sponge.
Unknown ...aaaa...thanks ..
Vivian I may have a beer if he's not around.
oddman, almost weekly...hah
tundra...your welcome and there is another one right behind this one.
anonymous...yeah, I'm quite the liar..it comes from being married 3 times.

S M McBean said...

I too stop by frequently to enjoy the fruits of your labor, and rudely, I've never said "Thank You". Not sure how I can rectify that oversight. Oh, yeah. Thank You!

yellowdoggranny said...

thanks mcbean your welcome

whimsy2 said...

You're on top of your form, JackieSue! I especially loved stuff you know and iceberg zingers.

Leanna said...

I had to steal a few of these. They are just too good to pass up. How ya doin today g/f?

yellowdoggranny said...

1whimsy2 i love puns and groaners..
leanna ...steal away.I'm good..learning to live on one pain pill a day...which sucks by the way.

Karen Goggins said...

OMG! This was exactly what I needed. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Mr. Shife said...

Great stuff as usual, Jackiesue. Thank you/ The divorce meme is quite sad but it makes a lot of sense in this day and age of the dollar being more important than a person. Take care.