I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Monday, September 18, 2023

today is the first day of the rest of your life...........so don't fuck it up.





                                    and cowboys are 2-0 hotfuckingdamn.






















                                                      that one really cracked me up





































 

11 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Your LOLs have kickstarted my Monday, YDG! Thanks as always!

SickoRicko said...

Wonderful stuff. I hope you had a nice weekend.

Cleora Anderson said...

As always, an amazing collection re: politics, especially about Inmate #P01135809 and his family!! I do hate to report that you and I are worlds apart about football. I have been a Chiefs fan since 1966 when Lamar Hunt moved the Dallas Texans to KC!! I guess that means I'm the original Dallas fan and your Cowboys are afterthoughts!! 😘

Anonymous said...

Kevin McCarthy's "How it started" - " How it's going" makes my blood boil: GOP hypocrisy is unmatched. They are shameless.
At least Beetlejuice provided comic relief!
Lily

Jerri said...

20/20 vision…mad skills!
Lady Liberty is channeling me again.
Ann Coulter called Bobo a bimbo…and she knows bimbos.
Great lineup, YDG, had my routine colonoscopy this morning so I’m running on Propofol. The great thing is…I can read these 10 times throughout the day and they’ll be brand new each time.
Did I hallucinate the fact that Melania is selling Christmas ornaments? OMFG.

The Blog Fodder said...

The Lauren Boebert thing is the funniest all week. Reading the comments on Twitter defending her is well worth your time.
With the GOP, hypocrisy and cruelty are not bugs they are features.
Sarcasm is truly a defense mechanism

bruce.desertrat said...

@0/@0 people! I feel seen... and in the blurry, out-of-focus squinty way I see things!

Valerie said...

Putin telling Melania to come home was perfect. Thanks for the laughs!

River said...

I would love to have 20/20 vision.

yellowdoggranny said...

Rick, I did a lot of resting.
Cleora...I've always rooted for Kansas City just because of that link.
Lily, can you image if that had been a democrat female that did that and got thrown out?...they'd shut down the nation.
Jeri, that's how I feel about versed...good stuff maynard.
Allen, I'm hoping she will get her ass thrown out...but doubt it.
Bruce...foggy foggy dew
Valerie, it sure made me laugh.
River..me too.

Richard said...

We were penpals,I called him Rusty. That is too funny. I like these jokes.