DEXTER AND HIS OPOSSUM BUDDY

Dexter was outside..came to the screen and acted like he wanted in so I opened it up and he walked over to the end of the porch and there was the Opossum. Dexter went right up to it and tried to head butt him but the Opossum was a little freaked out by me so I went back inside after I took the pictures. The picture of Dex is of him patiently waiting for his buddy to finish eating so they could go play. I looked out later and the Opossum was waddling off and Dexter was right behind him. You could almost hear Dexter."wanna play, wanna play?"..

DEXTER VS THE BLUE JAYS

I let him out this morning and heard the Jays start squawking and raising hell, and Dexter was under the truck and he was being steadily air bombed by 2 very pissed of Blue Jays. They followed him all over the parking lot diving and bipping him on his ass and when he'd turn to get it the other would dive and get his head...I was laughing my ass off and Dexter was sulking and hiding in and under every car and truck on the lot. It was pretty damn funny. Well, to me and the Jays, but Dexter was pretty pissed off..

they would land about 4 feet from him and bob their heads, like to tell him,'come on kitty, come get me.'...he never tried to chase them, but would lay on the grass or parking lot with the tail doing the 'thump............thump.............thump'...waiting for his opportunity..I'm not sure he's smart enough or fast enough to catch one, but I know his deadly patience and he will sit out there and take all the abuse they can give him for as long as it takes..Dexter and the Jays..Part I...

DEXTER AND HIS SNOW WHITE CHEST

His chest is so white that it blinds the camera..but you can see them spooky eyes.

Go ahead...make my day.

he spends half the day figuring out different ways to attack my hands and feet while I am reading or doing my crossword puzzles.

gotcha

He loves for me to toss the new throw I got for Christmas on top of him and then he attacks my hands and feet and then walks off with the blanket still on him.

I smell feet...

thinking...thinking..

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pouncing on the count of 1..2..3..he drags my houseslippers and socks from the bedroom and then guards them from me

every now and then he rediscovers the ceiling...if you can see on the back of the tree, it's not decorated at all..he knocks all of them down as he has direct access from the railing.

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this is him staring me down while on the computer...wish you could see the dead ends of my aloe vera plant that he has kilt..

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if I pick up all his toys and put them in that basket, he tips it over and drags everything out all over the floor. He alsolutely loves the netting and the toilet paper. I finally picked the toilet paper up and flushed it down the toilet. I had put it in the trash and he'd just drag it back out..He also stole the 2 toys I had bought for Babs 2 kitteh's...I had them in a sack in the back of the closet and he'd go and get them out and put them in his basket. Not into sharing at all

come on Ma...try and take my toys from me..I dare you..

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Oh...hands for dinner. When I say he attacks and bites I don't mean little kitteh nips I mean grab you and bite to the bone if he can get a good grip.

This tree has been attacked since before Thanksgiving. see the bareness on the right? He plucked the decorations off. Think most of them are on the floor and behind the 2 couches. bastid.

King Dexter....'you rang?'

toy box...

food dish?...empty...feed me....

NOW!!!!!