I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Showing posts with label I look like shit..diabetes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I look like shit..diabetes. Show all posts

Monday, January 07, 2008

YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD

Are you feeling ok?....That's what I heard today from Babs as we were doing out little jaunt to town...Nope, I actually don't feel so good, I think my blood sugar is down..So we went to Wolf's where Inky was working and he mentioned that I didn't look good either..Everyone is a fucking critic..ok...so I didn't have any makeup on...jeez...so I had a coke(NO DR.PEPPER) and still didn't feel to good..so when we were at the Hardware store I had a honey stick and I felt a lot better, but obviously I still looked like shit, because Babs threatened to kick my ass if I didn't call the Dr...and when I got home Margaret was there for her regular Monday meeting and she said I looked pale and sweaty and maybe I should go see the Dr. ....sigh*...So I called and told them that I had cut one of my meds in half and one of them in 3/4's...was supposed to take it 2 times a day and was taking it once a day...and they said come on down..so I went..and guess what?...I am doing sooooo well...that I can quit taking one of the 2 medicines that I take...I have already been able to stop taking my blood pressure medicine and now I can cut my diabetic meds in half...I fucking rock!...Plus I got the results back from my life screening tests and I aced them too...And...I lost another 5 lbs...
When I was talking to Mrs. Dr. I told her pretty soon I would be so good that I wouldn't need them any more..and if I kept losing weight I would be all tits and elbows...She looked at me for a second, laughed ..and said...."go home, just gooooo home"....ha..
See, cutting out the Blue Bell Ice Cream, Dr. Pepper and pasta is paying off..I have to admit..eating healthy sucks some time..but look what the pay off is.....If I reach my goal of the loss of another blahblah pounds by the end of this summer..maybe I can quit taking the medicine all together..
So I have been patting myself on the head all morning..Now if I could figure out a way to cut my age in half...I would really be happy...yeah....32 would be cool..To top it off?...My house is all clean...the windows are clean, the furniture is clean, the floors, sinks, tables etc..everything is fucking sparkly.....You know what all this means don't' you?....I have nothing to do and I'm bored.. you know I always get into some sort of trouble if I'm bored..I get bored, I start to hum and whistle..and bam first thing you know...I'm in trouble..this could be fun..I haven't been in trouble in a long time..and now I have a partner in crime..yes...the next post should be from the me and Babs from the West court house..Which will be ok as the Judge is an old friend of mine who also owns the liquor store..So if worse comes to worse, we'll have access to booze if we want to fall off the wagon while we do our time...ahh, life is good...

fuckme till they throw away the key