DINNER WITH THE GIRLS and Jason

Oh, man..poor Jason...I don't think he knew what hit him..Being in the middle between Jenny, Jamie and Me...He was bombarded with the fuck word...Fuck this, fuck that...get fucked...fuck you...It was pretty sad..felt bad for him. But it didn't keep us from having a ball..We ate at a buffet type Chinese Restaurant and it was fantastic..They had Mongolian stir fry and just a load of different types of Chinese food. Five different types of shrimp, pot stickers, dumplings, all kinds of Sushi, sweet and sour everything. Ribs, marinated mushrooms, all sorts of noodles and vegetables. It was incredible..It was $41 for 4 of us..Jason had 2 refills, Jenny and Jamie had 1 refill each..They split 2 plates of Sushi and each of us had a plate of deserts..Little peti-fours cakes, cream puffs, ice cream, puddings, etc. We ate and laughed and laughed and ate..We were noisy and disruptive and didn't give a fuck..and we didn't get throw out..But next time we go there I bet they don't sit us dead center, bet they stick us over in a corner all by our lonesome..ha. We spent some time at Jenny's and Jason's apt. and played with LuLu the Maltese puppy, who thinks she is a pit bull dog...She's bored from being in her little crib cage all day till they come home from work and she has more energy than 7 dogs.

She loves to play fetch..once you pry the toy out of her teeth and throw it..but she wants you to fight for it first. I took her a little elephant toy and she really likes it..except when the butt is up..for some reason she won't go near it if it lands on it's face and it's butt is sticking out...If it lands on it's back she'll grab it and play with it..pretty funny..

I am still in shock over the Golf game..I don't give 2 shits about golf, but when Tiger Woods plays, it's a different story..and this week end was Golf Gold..Wow..what can you say .?...He's unbelievable..

Now I'm fixing to go watch the last Basketball playoff game..I think it's going to be the last because I think Boston is going to cream the Lakers ass, or at least I hope they do...

I got a roll of film out and these are some pictures of Jamie with a Dublin Dr Pepper, Miss Henrietta's memorial party and some of Inky, Anessa and Devin in his 8th grade graduation robe. He'll be a freshman next year. Also pictures of my new book cases..and Anessa with Willie..

Gotta run, want to watch the Lakers get their butts kicked...Sorry all you Calif. readers...but I have to go with the Celtics..I like Boston, it's the only place where people say Fuck more than I do..what's not to like..

OK..SO HERE'S THE DEAL......

I love my high speed...fast speed, what ever the fuck it's called..I love it..but when the person at AT&T was helping me get it all hooked up and shit, it wouldn't connect with the green wire and the phone wire hooked into the filter jack that goes into the wall jack...got it so far?...so she says, take the green wire(from modem to the jack) and just plug it directly into the wall jack...cool..it works...but...now the phone doesn't work..and if I take the filter jack and do it like it's supposed to so I can use the phone..the fast speed doesn't work..so now what the fuck do I do?...I need my phone..The jack by the kitchen and dining room(where the computer resides) and the one in my bedroom are the only 2 jacks in the apt..So I have been using my mobile phone from bedroom, but I can't hear it ring from the bedroom and if I take it off the thingy(yellow dog technology) and bring it into the living room...the battery runs down on the phone..ok..so I should get a new battery, but that entails a trip to the House of Satan and I'm pretty sure that fat lady with all the kids lives in the parking lot and don't want to run into her fat ass again...So...anyone out there know what the fuck I'm talking about and can help me...please email me..Like I always say..hire the handicapped..we're fun to watch...

I got 2 phone calls from Babs today....with great news..she is doing so much better..no details..but trust me on this..she's doing wonderful...I expect a visit soon...with the weather all iffy here(80 degrees and sunny one day and 38 degrees and rainy the next)

I'm not sure when she will be able to come down for a visit..one of the 2 of us will let you know...

Hmm, what other news do I have for you...Oh, Jennifer totaled her car...on her way to visit her boyfriend Jason and hit a guard rail and down into a ditch..tore up the frame and undercarriage..fucked it up good...so she is looking for a car..I'm trying to get her to look at getting a new Saturn. She's looking at some Monte Carlo...Oh, she didn't get hurt..she always wears her seat belt, thank the Goddess, but (and I told her this too) she is the worse driver I have ever seen..The worse..she has had at least 5 wrecks and she's only 20...Jeez!...I'm 64 and had 2 wrecks..one guy was drunk and drove me off the road and some asshole rear ended me..never had a wreck that was my fault...x my fingers...and knock on wood...

I was going to go pick up my mail yesterday and Annie always follows behind me and follows me back..so we're out there in the parking lot talking to Margaret and all of a sudden Annie starts talking cat shit...Loud cat shit..bird noises, meows,hissing...and was prancing around on her tip toes...Margaret and I looked and there was a dog about the size of a truck in the parking lot and Annie was talking cat trash to him...I'm not sure what she was saying but man was she pissed..We cracked up..she was prancing up to him and turning her back on him and sticking her butt in his face and making these weird bird noises...almost a brppp noise..the dog looked confused and finally trotted off..Then she came over and rubbed all against me..think she told him to fuck off or she would kick his ass and then wanted praise from me..which she got..

she is one very strange cat..she has to smell everything..When I got all the Christmas presents and wrapping paper, etc. she came over and sniffed everything I brought into the apartment..sniffed the scissors, the tape, the paper, the gifts, then went and sniffed the door...and then sniffed me...I don't mean a sniff sniff, I mean she sniffs every square inch of everything...When people park their cars she will go outside and sniff their door, the exhaust pipe, the tires..I have never seen a cat do that before..Dogs yes, but not cats...weird...

I'm pissed Santa Clause came to West last Saturday and I missed him..You could pay $10 to have your picture taken with him and I wanted my picture taken with Santa.Mrs. Santa Claus came with him...does she have a first name...?...I mean his name is Santa but what is her name..it's 2007 and think she deserves to be called something besides Mrs. Santa...that sucks..

I am listening to Christmas Cd's....I have a great one that has Mahalia Jackson, Judy Garland, Perry Como and Gene Autry...my favorite Christmas album..Well, I love Elvis Presley's Blue Christmas Album the best..

Ok..more info...now that I can download music..I need to know how to down load it ..do I need to get some floppys and by the way exactly what is a floppy...BBC, that sounds like it could be in your department..I have a plastic box full of the little square dealies, and a bunch of round ones that have pictures on them..Which one is a floppy?...Is there a floppy department in the store?...Why is it every time I say the word floppy a picture of my second husband pops into my mind?...

When I was checking out the things that got transfered over on my bookmarks i found my old copy of all my posts on wordpress...and started reading them...I found the one about 1982, the year my Daddy died and the ones about the 60's, 70's 80's and 90's...the music, the news my life..that was fun...What was really nice to read was the comments..from people that I don't even have as readers anymore..used to get up to 30 comments a post..where the fuck did all those people go..? So I clicked on some of their blogs and some are still out there..rediscovered Rocky, Paul and some others...and now that I have 'speedy'...I can read twice as many blogs and faster...damn this is fun..I had quit reading a lot of blogs cause it took so fucking long for them to download into my slow ass computer..now it takes seconds...so I will be around a lot more..and will be posting more too...bet that thrills you to death..

Ok...I've run out of shit to say...just like typing away on my new pretty flat screened black beauty...(on speed...so she's a black beauty..some of you will get that and some won't)....

fuckme till I double space

.......#1,000.......

Yup! This is my 1,00th post..Holy Shit, who wouldathunkit..I was going to do something profound, but I couldn't think of anything profound..so decided to do a Jackisue post..First of all Jackiesue did some yard work, and cleaned the house. I moved my gigantic tomato plants off the porch to the sidewalk so they would get more direct sun..they both are huge but so far..no 'maters...
Jackiesue went to the library this afternoon and worked from 3-7pm..It rained huge gifrantic rain drops..I had a great time showing a little girl in the second grade a bunch of new books to read..I convinced her to check out Black Beauty..and her little sister got a book on ballerina's..Found a book at the Waco Library about managing campgrounds for a patron..and shelved a bunch of books..Went home and my granddaughter Jenny came over for dinner..I made chicken fried steak, baked potatoes, gazpacho, and garlic bread..It was really good...nice to have meat instead of chicken and turkey for a change..Then she read my post on the movie The Thing From Outer Space..she thought it was pretty funny...and when I tried to explain to her the Ask the Goddess, I got a lot of eye rolling and head shaking..Then we sat down and went through 3 of the latest albums I had just put together...she would look at pictures of me where I was under 25 years old and weighed less than 100lbs..and then look at me now..and shake her head and roll her eyes..ha..she does that alot..We had a terrific time..she graduates from dental tech school this August and I am so proud of her..Jamie and her boyfriend Harrison are both working at M&M Mars in Waco...They will be making pretty good money, but I am still hoping that Jamie will be going back to school...Jenny will probably be going to Temple for her first job as there is not a bunch of work for her in Waco....but Temple is only 30-40 minutes away so that's ok...
The other great thing that happened today is I checked out 9 new books..by two authors..Daniel Silva and Bentley Little..
Hmmm, what else..oh yeah....Sooner's home town got hit by a bolt of lightning and blew up 2 80,000 gallon oil tanks...check out his blog for the visuals..
Well...that's all folks..pretty boring for my 1,00 post...but I think I may be burnt out..I looked back and some of my posts and half of the people that read me and I read them..are not even blogging any more..and the ones that are left..have slowed down on their posting and reading of my blog...I think lots of people are finding a life outside of the blogging world..and maybe I am too...I know that something I used to love to do..is starting to be like a job..I think the Goddess is going to take a extended vacation ..or maybe go back to Valhalla and shoot some pool, drink some beer and raise some hell in Hel...and maybe Jackiesue is going to take a vacation for a while too..Who knows..I may be back tomorrow with a vengence..and maybe not..only the Shadow knows for sure...