Some mums from a Soonerfan.
Life is great in Soonerland.
Landry Jones has inherited the reins of Q.B. in Norman, and he has been recognized by the National Institute of Mustaches as one the finest stache wearin' college players in the nation. W
e are sporting t-shirts with the dire warning, "Beware of the 'stache'".His is wispy at best, but it is connected to a damn fine throwing arm via his face, you get the entire package... like it or not.
Dallas
The Cowboys anointed Jerryworld with a disjointed victory, now Jerry can relax that death grip he had on his armrest in his luxury suite , "the skin was pulled so tight on his face that I thought he was about to split open like a ripe melon,"...laughing all the way to the bank with his 58 dollar six packs and 60 dollar parking.
A shrewed owner that got his way with his big-assed video monolith, he even backed down the N.F.L. Now that's carrying a big stick and swingin' for the fences.
Letterman
OK, he fucked. Big deal.
I am just glad that the sleazeball that was trying to extort from him is in jail and STILL will have to pay the 6 grand in child support and alimony when he is "Bubbas girlfriend" in general public holding cell block.
And Dave, how did it go breaking this to your wife...ouch.
OK, he fucked. Big deal.
I am just glad that the sleazeball that was trying to extort from him is in jail and STILL will have to pay the 6 grand in child support and alimony when he is "Bubbas girlfriend" in general public holding cell block.
And Dave, how did it go breaking this to your wife...ouch.
2012
I am planning to go out in a blaze of glory when the world ends in December.
I am going to to be shot out of an air cannon into an incoming Japanese bullet train on FOX news live.
Just as long as my kids get 100 mil. if the Mayans were wrong. Got to take care of the kids.
