Annie is back to her "this is my world and I'm only allowing you to rent space in it" mood..We spend almost all day outside in the sun..she sunned, cleaned her ass and I raked, planted, weeded, chased the mother fucking squirrel that has decided to be the bane of my existence. The little fucker has broken 5 of my bird feeders...and when I left him his own bowl of seed so he'd leave theirs alone...he tore it up and scattered it all over the yard..Some one is going to be sporting a brand new squirrel skin cap before long ...So anyfucking how..Annie and I come in because it's getting dark, I need to eat and I don't want her to wear herself out..so while I'm eating she's over by the door scratching and meowing to get out...'no no sweet girl, you have to stay in, I don't want you to wear yourself out or hurt yourself.'...so what do I get in return for my love and care.? She craps right in front of the door, wobbles over to me..sits down in front of me and in 'kitty talk' said "take that bitch"...Then to make sure she got the point across she peed on the chair. So I'm assuming the little bitch is getting better...Hope these bring you a little enjoyment over the weekend..and always remember:The 3 most over rated things in America are:mack trucks, teenage pussy and the F.B.I...........have a good weekend..It's going to be in the 80's here and will be outside with the 'bitch' and working on my garden. Fuckme with a jigsaw...I'll never get another cat again.
For some reason this one really made me laugh..probably because Holy Shit is one of my favorite expressions...
