So I couldn't get Babs to leave her nice cool apt. to go watch the Rodeo parade, I tried to convince her it would be short and painless, 
but no deal..So I head down to the Family Dollar thinking I'd just watch the parade go by in front of the store which is on Main Street and the direct route for the parade..and who do I spy but Inky and Anessa, so I wave for them to stop, which must have just seemed like a 'hey what the fuck ya doing' wave, as they just waved and drove on..so I followed them and caught up with them as they were going into Czech American for an early lunch as Anessa had to go to work at noon...Anessa wanted to watch the parade too, so we convinced Inky to wait a few minutes on his lunch. I swear to the Goddess, the parade was about 12 cute girls, carrying flags on very pretty horses, followed by a small chuck wagon pulled by some beautiful mules followed by about 8-10 people on horse back...oh yeah, the chief of police led the parade...that was it...and there was a cop car on every corner. You would have thought Macy's was having their Thanksgiving Parade here in downtown West. 
It took all of about 5-6 minutes..I laughed my ass off..So I go in with them to bullshit while they ate...Some how we got to talking about the bars in West and how some of them still have the back room with counters and stools for the black people to eat/drink. Back when they were separated by color, and I mentioned working at The Country Inn in Leroy and it had the back room with a separate seating area for the black people...and was talking about some of the old men that came in there, playing domino's and gawking at my boobs...Inky said one of the customers told Inky once "that you know you're too old to jack-off when all you can do is jack"...I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes..Then Inky told me he had been stopped by the little Nazi cop (the one that gave me the ticket) for going 42 in a 35, but didn't give him a ticket.(I refer to him as a Barney Fife wanna be) We discussed how he was such a angry little prick..and I told Inky, I don't know why he gets so mad at people, it's not our fault his mother fucked a gnome. This made Inky and Anessa hysterical..so all and all, we had a fun time...all of this in an hour's time..Don't get much better than that...
but no deal..So I head down to the Family Dollar thinking I'd just watch the parade go by in front of the store which is on Main Street and the direct route for the parade..and who do I spy but Inky and Anessa, so I wave for them to stop, which must have just seemed like a 'hey what the fuck ya doing' wave, as they just waved and drove on..so I followed them and caught up with them as they were going into Czech American for an early lunch as Anessa had to go to work at noon...Anessa wanted to watch the parade too, so we convinced Inky to wait a few minutes on his lunch. I swear to the Goddess, the parade was about 12 cute girls, carrying flags on very pretty horses, followed by a small chuck wagon pulled by some beautiful mules followed by about 8-10 people on horse back...oh yeah, the chief of police led the parade...that was it...and there was a cop car on every corner. You would have thought Macy's was having their Thanksgiving Parade here in downtown West. 
It took all of about 5-6 minutes..I laughed my ass off..So I go in with them to bullshit while they ate...Some how we got to talking about the bars in West and how some of them still have the back room with counters and stools for the black people to eat/drink. Back when they were separated by color, and I mentioned working at The Country Inn in Leroy and it had the back room with a separate seating area for the black people...and was talking about some of the old men that came in there, playing domino's and gawking at my boobs...Inky said one of the customers told Inky once "that you know you're too old to jack-off when all you can do is jack"...I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes..Then Inky told me he had been stopped by the little Nazi cop (the one that gave me the ticket) for going 42 in a 35, but didn't give him a ticket.(I refer to him as a Barney Fife wanna be) We discussed how he was such a angry little prick..and I told Inky, I don't know why he gets so mad at people, it's not our fault his mother fucked a gnome. This made Inky and Anessa hysterical..so all and all, we had a fun time...all of this in an hour's time..Don't get much better than that...
