AND THE ANSWERS ARE

Not many questions....but hope you find what your looking for in Goddess's answers..

Jan wants to know why I leave you for so long to flounder in your ignorance..

I never leave you ..I'm always with you..if you flounder in ignorance, it's not my fault..Every thing you need to bring you in from the dark is right at the tips of your fingers and in your heart.

Buzzardbilly...you don't fool me..I know what's in your heart..You did the right thing and you know you did the right thing. Telling him what you really feel and think would have satisfied no one. Some of my children are brick dumb and no amount of lessons will cure them. But some take the smarts...and run with it..and you did.

Jadedj, sigh*...you know that's not a heater. That's my mighty shield..It has many uses..It does help protect the draft from perking up the bare nipple though.

Ted wants to know if I'll see Sarah Palin's movie while I'm here...really?...You have a chance to ask Goddess a question and you want to know about Sarah Palin's movie..? really?

Billy Pilgrim wants to know if he should retire or wait for them to drag him kicking and screaming from the job. I think you answered your own question..if you think the only way they'll get you out is kicking and screaming, seems like you don't want to go and wish to stay.

Kulkuri wants to know about a word called unfucker...It may make Urban Dictionary, but trust me, it's impossible to be unfucked..You had 8 years of being fucked....is there anything that can be done to un do it?...think not.

Karl, Yellowdog is inspired by your posts all the time. You post about your family, the country around you and the people that lived there. Maybe you need to be look deeper into the reason why your not inspired .........

Vicki is seeking..she looked for it with her God, she looked for it with me..now she's just seeking..Look into your heart. What you are looking for is there.

Francie sees what every one sees...the earth in peril. But you must remember Francie, the earth has been here for millions and millions of years..the human inhabitants have only been here for a short time. Look what happens when you all think you were made to be here. You were a great experiment and were given every opportunity to always do the right thing, so don't blame the demise of the earth on anyone but greedy humans. The earth has been changing since day one, it will continue to change..with or without humans.

Ted..politics ...everyone blames politics...it's not politics that is fucking up the world..it's the people.

Pat..I see you as beautiful...I only see beauty in my children. Fat? Fat is good..Goddess is fat..fat breasts, fat stomach, fat thighs..Goddess gave birth to you..you gave birth also...that's the sign of being a mother...whether it's Mother of the world..or mother of children. Revel in being a Mother.

I'm sad that you had the chance to talk with Goddess and the best you could come up with is

fretting about Sarah Palin, dirty planet(that you made dirty) and politics.

I think you all need to look to your heart more. you'll find what your seeking there.

GODDESS SPEAKS

Goddess must have picked a bad time to allow questions. Busy weekend with family and friends and showing love and respect to the fallen soldiers, is not a time for questions to Goddess.

I can't even make conversation with the Yellow Dog. All she does is complain about her feet, legs ass and take naps.

So I'll get right to it..answer your questions and then maybe come back another time .

IntenseGuy doesn't have any questions, other than how to get the video camera to work. Goddess and the Yellow Dog tried and tried and tried..We can't figure it out.

Twain12 wants me to have a good time. Done.

Ah, the lovely Sage wants to know if she will ever kiss someone again. Lips are to be kissed. If the lips aren't coming to you...you go to them.

Billy Pilgrim wants to know if we're on the eve of destruction. Humans have been on the eve of destruction since you developed the atom bomb. Your a nano second from complete destruction.

Jan wants to know how I feel about plastic surgery. Now the Yellow Dog has said on more than one occasion that if she won something called the lottery that she would have everything snipped, clipped, sucked and altered from head to bottom. Goddess said she made you perfect with the idea that you would age into what I mean you to be when you come to me. So? Don't mess with my work.

Galt wants to know why there are more horses asses than horses. We should have asked the Yellow Dog's grandpa as he's the one that came up with the theory back in the 50's.

Rainwolf wants to know how long someone can live on beer and Tequila. Not long..but it will feel like it.

the most beloved by the Yellow Dog, Nitty wants to know how long you can live without beer and Tequila and chocolate. A long time, but it won't be as much fun.

Shana wants to know about drivers and their cars. Goddess thinks that is where the 'more horses asses than horses' comes from. They get into a car and become horses asses.

Anne needs a designated driver. Ask Loki..I'm sure he's up for the job.

TsDuff:Goddess is most displeases with humans and their disrespect of the planet they were born on. I see much destruction and the death of many of My creations. But Goddess has a way to punish the ones responsible. Keep watching kiddos. The fun is just starting.

Goddess bless you my children...go in peace and keep your planet clean.

FREJA GIVES HER ANSWERS

Blessings on you sweet inhabitants of the planet earth. I hope I have done all that was needed to answer all your prayers. Remember if your prayers weren't answered it's not because I don't care ..it was because someone else had a greater need.

If I eat one more kolatche and drink one more Dublin Dr Pepper, I will explode..I hope this holds me till I come back for Westfest. This keeps up, I'll be a full-figured Goddess.

Pom if Jesus had died today I'm sure Christians would be wearing him strapped to a bed with an iv in his arm or buckled into a electric chair around their rednecks.

Trish: The Goddess is most pleased that you are finding joy in the smaller things of life..Blue bonnets and a trip to Westfest just being part of them. Always remember you reap what you sow. You get back what you give out. Good things come to those who do good.

Sage: good friend to the Yellow Dog and well loved by the Goddess. I think you have surrounded yourself with people that love you and out of that will come love.

Billy, one of the Yellow Dog's favorite people on the planet..It's not that the Goddess doesn't like Easter, it's the stealing of the dates of most pagan holidays and Christians insistence of glorifying a time in Jesus life when he would rather not be remembered for pain, agony and death. He'd rather Christians would remember him by his deeds not his death. Take off the crosses, get out of the churches and worship him in the sunshine. The Goddess thinks the planet will be here along with her turtles, long after you humans are gone.

Intenseguy:The Goddess is a little concerned with your devotion to orange cone heads..She thinks you are about 3 steps from starting a cult of orange cone head devotees. Not sure that's a good thing or not. As long as you don't start sacrificing barricading barrels she thinks you'll be alright.

Omar:you are 100 % correct. It was the Romans and the Jews who nailed Jesus to the Cross...The Goddess has a tendency to just lump all of you non pagans together. Thanks for trying to keep me on the right track.

Rosemary: The Yellow Dog took offense to your 'really old' comment about turning 65 as she is already 65 and will soon be 66. Her advice is to save some spend some. I say blow it on every thing that makes your heart warm.

Daisy: Surely you don't need the Goddess to tell you how to use 'what you have' to entice your husband into buying anything? You have the goods...use them.

Bipolar: Jesus says it's too late for you and him now..But wishes you had been around back in the good ole days before the Crucifixion. Could have used you when he spent 40 days in the desert.

Jan:Goddess thinks Texas is already it's own country. Goddess thinks guns are highly overrated..What to show your skill? Use a bow and arrow. Goddess also thinks most politicians are in it for what's good for them, not what's good for the people they represent.

Heidi: Goddess knows as the Yellow Dog would say 'JackShit' about cars. But why trade in something good for some of the cars that are now being made that aren't as good as what you have? I would think someday those cars will be more valuable

because they were such good cars. What do I know.? I have a chariot drawn by blue cats.

Tex: I haven't thought going to Mexico for the past 10 years has been a good idea. If the Mexican government cared about their citizens they wouldn't make it so easy for them to leave. Seems like that fence is on the wrong side of the border.

Ted:most religious holidays are just dates stolen from Pagans. That was bad enough..but they used it to boost men's power and diminish women's. Bad Christians. Yellow dog says she comes by and reads but doesn't always comment.

Raspootin:Goddess thinks you have your life under control and don't need questions answered ..maybe it's because you use prayer.

Angel: Goddess thinks you humans put too much importance in bringing offspring into the world. Goddess thinks there are plenty of children already here that need loving homes, which she is sure you and your sweetheart are more than able to give.

Joy:Goddess thinks they world will be here, but not so sure about the human race.

Kim:welcome to the world of the Yellow Dog. She says you don't make a Dublin Dr Pepper. You buy it..But unless your within 200 miles or so of Dublin, Texas your chances of getting one are pretty slim. Although the Yellow Dog has been known to ship them to her favorites.

Future: The Yellow Dog cares enough about sports and politics to more than make up for my lack of interest. Easter is just one of the Christian holidays that piss me off. Easter especially as it's the one time a year that most of the Christians even see the inside of a church. I do like the chocolate bunny's though. There is no male version of Goddess...We still have a few Gods...Thor, Odin, Loki....but no matter what the story books tell you...they all bow to the Goddess.

kulkuri: The Yellow Dog posts pictures of what she thinks most people would like me to look like..I wouldn't wear those horns to save a pagan. The Goddess is all women. I'm fat, thin, long, lean, short, round. I am woman. I am Goddess.

MoreCowbell: Goddess thinks all summers, winters, springs and fall words will soon be obsolete. There will be less seasons and more continuation of one type of weather...I'd stock up on the Prozac if I was you.

Tina:Goddess blesses you and all of the friends of the Yellow Dog who helped her help Annie. You are all on a special list of the Goddess. She is very grateful and is making plans to give each and every one of you something special for all the love shown to her for her sweet Annie. Annie is repaying the love by peeing on the Yellow Dog's lap.

Wendy:do you mean will a kitty get you?.....yes.

Lilly: The Goddess knows there is an afterlife. It just may not be what you think an after life is.

Anne:The Goddess holds you in her heart for all the love you show to animals in need. She is especially fond of the love you have for fairies..I think your kitties will all be with the Goddess some day, but helped along the way by your love.

Goddess blessings on you, you good friends of the Yellow Dog.

Goddess suggests that you buy some medical masks if you go outside..Those ones you get at the hardware store, don't work.

I have much work to do....prayers to answer, hearts to mend, warriors to take home.