Blessings on you, my children..Before I get to the answers to your questions..I have one for you..
How's worshiping a Deity that was so beloved that his own Daddy let's him get nailed to a cross, working out for you?..just asking..
Anne wants to know why after praying to Jesus for over a hundred times to fix her knees, they are still sore?.....see above...^^^^
Cyberoutlaw wants to know how to rid his fire escape of those pesky squirrels....
Hey, I'm the Goddess, not a fucking exterminator..pray to Loki, he's squirrely enough to be able to handle that.
The Bratprince wants to know if he should take up Ragnarok again....No, I think you are better suited for blogging,plus you're better off listening to the black heavy metal band Ragnarok then playing the game...and your Mother is one of the Goddess's favorites and thinks that she is a German Edda...with a hell of an ending..
Billy Pilgrim wants to know if Ruby will bond with him now...of course...Ruby is smart enough to know it will take more than a name change to keep her from loving you...
Sue wants to know if America will ever come to their senses and demand Universal Health Care...Well, not being of this earth I can't speak for the people of America.....pause......the Yellow Dog said it took most Americans nearly 8 years to come to their senses about GWB, so she doesn't have much hope that they will...
BBC wants to know if the world peace he has been hoping for will ever come about...You're shitting me right?...You humans have been a warring people since the first caveman caught his cave woman making eyes at the guy next door and picked up a stone and whacked him with it..
Cheesemeister: The Yellow Dog said she would try..
Mimi wants to know why it's 13 degrees where she is and what is the purpose of it being that cold..It gets rid of the critters that suck and bite...no not Republicans..fleas and mosquito's...
Allan wants to know why we don't drug test or politicians...The Yellow Dog answered this one for me. She said because none of them could pass a drug test..If they're not drunks, they're on Prozac...
Clance wants to know if I can make her stop hating her husband or should she just get a divorce....I am a Goddess, I don't hate....I just get even...So I'd find a nice 35 year old hunk and fuck his brains out..that'll kill the husband for sure..
Winston wants to know if he will ever get that pony he has been wishing for the past 61 years...Nope..but you can just go out and buy one...And the answer to the WTF question is.................why the fuck not?...
Goddess bless you my children...Goddess bless you...
