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Goddess blessings on you my children.

I came down for Memorial Day Holiday to celebrate the lives of all soldiers that died in battle, to give comfort to the family's of the fallen. The Yellow Dog has been thinking of her own fallen soldier the Great M/Sgt. Frank R. Roycroft, who fought in Germany and France. She wishes he could be at his great granddaughters wedding. He's watching...he's also talking bets on his daughter too. Says she'll never make it through the wedding and reception with out saying Fuck.

I have to do something to keep me busy and my mind off of the Yellow Dog who's standing in the middle of the living room saying over and over again:"WHEN IN DANGER WHEN IN DOUBT...RUN IN CIRCLES SCREAM AND SHOUT."

I figure she'll be out of commission till Sunday ..so ask your questions and I'll be here Tuesday to answer them. Drive safely and make friends with a sober person so you'll have someone to do the driving for you.

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Yes, it's that time again. Another visit from MOI. I haven't been around in a while and thought I'd stop by and see if there is anything I can do for you. besides fix global warming.

I've been very busy lately, ferrying fallen warriors to Sessrumnir. Odin and I split them up, but I get first pick, which is why I get all the cute funny ones. So if you have any questions, ask away. Just remember..no sports and no politics. I don't care..that's the Yellow Dog's area of expertise and she's so bummed out over the Cowboys all she does is sit in her recliner and cuss.

And what the hell is that furry four-legged creature that is sharing her life? All it does is eat, shit and rip up stuff. Goddess loves cats and has many blue ones, but this is more along the lines of a panther. I'll be sure that Odin takes him when it's his time. Dogs and cats may not go to Heaven, but they go to Valhalla and Sessrimni. I'll be here till Friday and then I'll post the answers to your questions..I bless you.

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Yes it's that time again. The Yellowdog is watching Kill Bill I and II.She says she's getting mentally prepared for the Cowboy-Steeler game tomorrow.So I came down for moral support. She knows that praying to me for the Cowboys to win is a no no, so she's opted for mental toughness and hoping that watching Uma Thurman's character kick ass for about 4 hours will do it for her. If that doesn't work she's going to watch True Romance, and Reservoir Dogs. She sure has strange ideas. But then she always has.

Enough of the Yellowdog..Now's your chance you get in your questions before the end of the year. Ask anything you'd like, except for political or sports questions. Save those for the Yellowdog. I don't know sports and could care less about your politics. In the grand scheme of things ...what does it matter who you root for or who you vote for.????

You have till Tuesday to ask all your questions. You can ask more than one. Blessings on you and your family's.

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Ok, I promise to be nice this time...but it's hard..I expect better questions from you humans..I'm here on a medical alert..the Yellow Dog is still sicker than Odin after a 4 day weekend. So while I nurse her back to health..here's your chance to ask me anything you want....Be back Monday with your answers...

I bless you...

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Blessings on you my children..I'm back on your puny little planet after a drunken orgy in Valhalla, and have a ferocious hangover, so speak softly...The place hasn't been the same since George Carlin arrived..he and Hunter S. Thompson got into a pissing contest and I mean a real pissing contest..It's knee deep in urine in the great hall. George, Richard Pryor, and Lenny Bruce are teaching the old Vikings every dirty word they know..One of the old Vikings kept using Thor's name as a cuss word...George said:"Thor.....?....Thor?...I'm so thor I can't even piss."....He's a funny guy that George..

So...ask your questions..I'll be here till Wed. and then Thursday the Yellowdog will post my answers....Oh, my stars, isn't there any place a Goddess can get her hands on some Mead?

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Yes, I'm back...Freya the Goddess of Love and War. I'm here for a little R&R...you can say what you want to about Valhalla, but some of those warriors can be a pain in the ass after 3-4 days of swilling mead.."Pull my finger" gets really old after awhile. So I thought I would visit the Yellowdog, but she's doing something called laundry. I don't know why she just doesn't buy new clothes when her other clothes get dirty, or why wear clothes at all... But after seeing the size of her ass, I can see why she keeps it covered.

Humans, it's time for you to test me and ask the Goddess any question you want..I'll be here till Friday, so make them good...Don't waste my time on 'who's going to win the super bowl' either. The Goddess doesn't care about sports, that's the Yellowdog's area of expertise and she'll just tell you the Dallas Cowboys, like she has for the past 10 years..Ask away...make me proud...

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Greetings and blessings on you my children...I came down to your waring planet to help celebrate the birth of your Prince of Peace...I'm sure he would be very proud of all the wars that are being fought in his name...While I am here I thought it would be a good time for question and answers again...and please..make them good...No football questions...no sports team questions..ask the Yellow Dog, she knows more about sports than I do...I'm still waiting for some pertinent questions..I will be here till Saturday to answer your questions, then it's back to the Heavens..watch out Loki is around, and he might answer some questions..Go with the Goddess my children..go with the Goddess...