Waco, Texas is 17 miles from West, Texas...
Police said Wednesday that fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge.
Five men from the Houston area were sharing a Waco motel room Tuesday night, and two were inside
the room eating when one had a flatulence problem, Waco police officer Steve Anderson said.(flatulence problem is nicey nice for farting a hole in your drawers) One man was so upset about the gas that he threw a large knife at him, cutting his leg, and then stabbed him in the chest, Anderson said. ( I would think stabbing him in the ass would be more appropriate.)
the room eating when one had a flatulence problem, Waco police officer Steve Anderson said.(flatulence problem is nicey nice for farting a hole in your drawers) One man was so upset about the gas that he threw a large knife at him, cutting his leg, and then stabbed him in the chest, Anderson said. ( I would think stabbing him in the ass would be more appropriate.)Juan Antonio Salano Castelano, 35, was taken to a Waco hospital, where he was treated for injuries that did not appear to be life-threatening, Anderson said.
Jose Braule Ramirex, 33, of Houston was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, police said. He was being held in the McLennan County Jail(yeah, there won't be any farting there Jose)on $15,000 bond and placed on an immigration hold(gee, why doesn't that surprise me)according to jail records. he cannot be released until authorities verify he is in the country legally.
I just love living in Texas...
