I made up a new word...Instead of calling people dickhead, or asshole..I now call them Buttroy. Don't ask me where it came from, it just popped into my head and thought it would make a great word..Ya bunch of Buttroys..Doesn't it have a certain ring to it? Examples of a Buttroy?...The guy Obama picked to give the prayer at his inauguration. He's for sure a Buttroy. The person at the drive thru that doesn't give you enough napkins or mustard for your corn dog. Yup..Buttroy. The cop that gives you a ticket for going 3 miles over the limit?...Buttroy. The little old lady who cuts in front of you in the grocery line with 37 items in the 20 times or less lane...uh huh...Buttroy. The guy that tries to pick you up in the bar by saying:"If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me." Redneck motherfucking Buttroy. You get the point.
The other thing I want to post about is the terrific gift I got from Elizabeth...she's from Pittsburgh..she's a happy camper today...He
r team is going to the Super Bowl. My team is staying home and picking dingle berry's off their Buttroy asses. Anyhow the gift..It's a terrific book...The title of the book?...Good-bye Bush. It is a parody of the children's book Good-night M
oon. It is hysterical. I laughed snickered and giggled all the way through it. Trust me..yafta get yourself a copy. I am in return sending her a book she will love since she's a Pittsburgh Steeler fan. You all know I am doing the happy dance cause the Eagles lost. But my happiness is tainted by the fact that my friend Anne who loves her Eagles like I love my Cowboys is hurting. That takes a lot of the joy out of it.damnit.
Did I tell you that Tom is no longer working for Family Dollar? Don't know the details...he could have finally got tired of being jerked around and told them to take the job and shove it. Or they fired him because he was pissy about being moved from our store to another crap store that needed to be fixed again. He is the fixer. I know he was really pissed about it. I hate it what ever the reason as he was one of the hardest workers I have ever worked with and he deserves to be treated a lot better than they treated him. Buttroys.
My toe is the same. My cough is nearly gone, but then it does that as long as I take the cough syrup..Which is still giving me weird but wonderful dreams. I dream of my Daddy, my dog Bill and a few friends that have passed over. Dreaming of off the dead people and dead dogs is eerie..Keep thinking maybe they are coming to get me..Well, go the fuck away..I'm not ready yet. My Bush clock is still ticking...
Did I tell you that my rent went down from $151 to $120...If I had stayed working it would have gone up to $306..Buttroys.
Hows a sister expected to get a head?...Went to see Nancy Saturday and she was so excited that I would be able to work for her as there are some workshops she wants to go to and now she can go. I had thought about working at the senior center next door to the library, but being around all those old folks makes me nervous. They all smell like fixi-dent and hemorrhoid cream.Plus their fingers look like bird talons. Clutching the plastic knife and fork all bend over their food shoveling it in faster than you can put it on their plate. I swear if you made the wrong move toward them they'd flay you alive with their plastic knife. Plus it smells like school cafeteria food, and there is a memory lane I'd rather not go down thank you very much.
I lost another 7 pounds...I know weigh......185...from 255, or something like that..I forget..or least I'm trying to..I just know I was a fat Buttroy. Now I'm a chubby Buttroy. Pretty soon I'll be tits and elbows ..won't that be great.
I'm so excited about Tuesday I don't know if I should spit or go blind.I've watched everything they have shown on TV about him. Listening to the African-Americans talk about him just makes me weep. Especially the Tuskegee Airmen. wow..Plus I can't wait to see what Michelle is going to wear. And there will be people in the White House we can be proud of for a change.
welp....I am going to go finish reading my Jeffery Deaver book...it's a good-un..y'all come back and see me now..ya'hea?
The other thing I want to post about is the terrific gift I got from Elizabeth...she's from Pittsburgh..she's a happy camper today...He
r team is going to the Super Bowl. My team is staying home and picking dingle berry's off their Buttroy asses. Anyhow the gift..It's a terrific book...The title of the book?...Good-bye Bush. It is a parody of the children's book Good-night M
oon. It is hysterical. I laughed snickered and giggled all the way through it. Trust me..yafta get yourself a copy. I am in return sending her a book she will love since she's a Pittsburgh Steeler fan. You all know I am doing the happy dance cause the Eagles lost. But my happiness is tainted by the fact that my friend Anne who loves her Eagles like I love my Cowboys is hurting. That takes a lot of the joy out of it.damnit.Did I tell you that Tom is no longer working for Family Dollar? Don't know the details...he could have finally got tired of being jerked around and told them to take the job and shove it. Or they fired him because he was pissy about being moved from our store to another crap store that needed to be fixed again. He is the fixer. I know he was really pissed about it. I hate it what ever the reason as he was one of the hardest workers I have ever worked with and he deserves to be treated a lot better than they treated him. Buttroys.
My toe is the same. My cough is nearly gone, but then it does that as long as I take the cough syrup..Which is still giving me weird but wonderful dreams. I dream of my Daddy, my dog Bill and a few friends that have passed over. Dreaming of off the dead people and dead dogs is eerie..Keep thinking maybe they are coming to get me..Well, go the fuck away..I'm not ready yet. My Bush clock is still ticking...
Did I tell you that my rent went down from $151 to $120...If I had stayed working it would have gone up to $306..Buttroys.
Hows a sister expected to get a head?...Went to see Nancy Saturday and she was so excited that I would be able to work for her as there are some workshops she wants to go to and now she can go. I had thought about working at the senior center next door to the library, but being around all those old folks makes me nervous. They all smell like fixi-dent and hemorrhoid cream.Plus their fingers look like bird talons. Clutching the plastic knife and fork all bend over their food shoveling it in faster than you can put it on their plate. I swear if you made the wrong move toward them they'd flay you alive with their plastic knife. Plus it smells like school cafeteria food, and there is a memory lane I'd rather not go down thank you very much.
I lost another 7 pounds...I know weigh......185...from 255, or something like that..I forget..or least I'm trying to..I just know I was a fat Buttroy. Now I'm a chubby Buttroy. Pretty soon I'll be tits and elbows ..won't that be great.
I'm so excited about Tuesday I don't know if I should spit or go blind.I've watched everything they have shown on TV about him. Listening to the African-Americans talk about him just makes me weep. Especially the Tuskegee Airmen. wow..Plus I can't wait to see what Michelle is going to wear. And there will be people in the White House we can be proud of for a change.
welp....I am going to go finish reading my Jeffery Deaver book...it's a good-un..y'all come back and see me now..ya'hea?
