The White House..
The President was rushed to a local hospital this evening. He is listed to be in fair condition..The injuries were inflicted on him by an irate Queen of England.From all reports, it seem
s that President over stepped the protocal boundaries set up by the Queen's staff..Upon entering the Oval Office, President Bush rushed up to the Queen,grabbed her by the arm, drew her into a head lock and gave her a 'nuggie, shouting:"Howdy, Queenie, I'm the Commander Guy."..Startled and put off by this politically incorrect behavior the Queen proceeded to beat the President arouond the head and shoulders with her purse, which flew open disclosing the contents on the carpet..While redfaced aids of the Queen quickly picked up a flask, package of non-filtered Camels and a string of condoms, the Queen swiftly gave the President a few kicks to the groin, before Secret Service agents could pull her off him..During the beating the Queen was heard to scream over and over again:"Off with his head...off with his head.The enraged Queen's staff jumped on the backs of the Secret Service Agents, screaming"We'll take back your piece of shit country you no English speaking, pushy bastards.."..Things turned into a free for-all, with the Prince and Mrs. Bush trading punches. A Secret Service agent who wishes to remain anonoymous said:"I never saw anything like it..we eventually had to call in the Marines and 
they used tear gas to clear the room...but not before The Queen(who's a hell of a scapper, if you ask me.)had the President in a full-nelson and made him cry like a baby.."
The Queen, the Prince and her staff immediately few back to England..The Vice President said in a report later that they were sending a diplomat over to England to try and straighten out this mes
s...but that if he had been there..'someone would have been peppered with 'pellet'...
More news to follow...
The President was rushed to a local hospital this evening. He is listed to be in fair condition..The injuries were inflicted on him by an irate Queen of England.From all reports, it seem
s that President over stepped the protocal boundaries set up by the Queen's staff..Upon entering the Oval Office, President Bush rushed up to the Queen,grabbed her by the arm, drew her into a head lock and gave her a 'nuggie, shouting:"Howdy, Queenie, I'm the Commander Guy."..Startled and put off by this politically incorrect behavior the Queen proceeded to beat the President arouond the head and shoulders with her purse, which flew open disclosing the contents on the carpet..While redfaced aids of the Queen quickly picked up a flask, package of non-filtered Camels and a string of condoms, the Queen swiftly gave the President a few kicks to the groin, before Secret Service agents could pull her off him..During the beating the Queen was heard to scream over and over again:"Off with his head...off with his head.The enraged Queen's staff jumped on the backs of the Secret Service Agents, screaming"We'll take back your piece of shit country you no English speaking, pushy bastards.."..Things turned into a free for-all, with the Prince and Mrs. Bush trading punches. A Secret Service agent who wishes to remain anonoymous said:"I never saw anything like it..we eventually had to call in the Marines and 
they used tear gas to clear the room...but not before The Queen(who's a hell of a scapper, if you ask me.)had the President in a full-nelson and made him cry like a baby.."The Queen, the Prince and her staff immediately few back to England..The Vice President said in a report later that they were sending a diplomat over to England to try and straighten out this mes
s...but that if he had been there..'someone would have been peppered with 'pellet'...More news to follow...
