I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Showing posts with label give up golf for jesus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label give up golf for jesus. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

FLAWED INTELLIGENCE....my ass






from wire reports

"Flawed" intelligence on Iraq disappoints Bush. (fucking liar)
President 'Lying through his teeth' Bush said Tuesday that he was disappointed in "flawed intelligence" before the Iraq war and was concerned that if a Democrat wins the presidency in November and withdrew troops prematurely it could "eventually lead to another attack on the United States."
In an interview with the newspaper Politico and Yahoo News, Mr. Lying Asshole Bush also said he gave up golf in 2003 out of respect for U. S. soldiers killed in the war.
Well, fuck me till I give up golf..(not that I can play, my tits get in the way).
I'd really like to see him give an honest interview just one time in his whole motherfucking lying life....
"Ladies and gents, I'm here today to tell the truth...yup...the honest to God truth...Yes, the data on the war in Iraq was flawed, because we flawed it our ownselves...We took some little no nothing spy and twisted his balls and water-boarded his ass till he told us what we wanted to here... That there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and if we didn't bomb the shit out of them heathens and bring them to Jesus, the world as we know it would end...We lied to you then, and by God, we lied to you about everything else too. It was the Saudis with the help of some of my 'friends' that flew into the twin towers and the pentagon...We blamed it on Osama because he's an asshole and we knew he'd make the perfect scapegoat.. oh by the way, he's been dead for 2 years and that's why we had Bhutto assassination, she was fixing to tell everyone that he was dead and we were using him as an excuse to stay in Afghanistan, where we have better control over them poppy fields..if ya' know what I mean..Hey, it won't be the first time the U.S. government has dealt in poppy..'member Nam?...Hell, I don't ...I was so high on booze and cocaine I didn't need to fly a plane...I came down once in 2000, to get sworn in but I've been fucked up every since . That pretzel incident?....nah, I was fucked up and got into a fight with one of my secret service guys , cause he hid my stash..Don't he know I'm the president of these here united states?...Well, not really...we stole that too...Hell, we had dead people votin' and some of them voted twice..Nobody ever noticed that 8,000 more people voted than actually lived in some cities..and that was in each and every town...Shit, you people were so eager to vote me in 'cause you thought you could go have a beer with me...not the smartest thing to do when I'm a stone alcoholic coke head..dumb shits..'
yeah....now there's a speech I'd fucking pay to hear..
excuse me..I'm going to bang my head on my new book case..................muttering to her ownself...sonsabitching, lying mother fucker...giving up golf..like that's going to bring back those 4,000 dead soldiers, repair all those lost limbs, and stop the tears of all them mama's and daddy's and children weeping over their dead warriors..all for oil..
all for money...just some greedy motherfuckers..that's all they are..Goddess needs to unwind and bip her some lying asshole RIGHT upside their fucking head.....