JACKIESUE AND WEST NEWS

For a change....no bad news...my truck is fixed..found a used compressor for $60 and a

30 day guarantee...got,air filter,oil filter,castrol oil,anti-freeze,freon and 4 more

spark plugs..even though it is a 4-cylinder

it has 8 plugs...I didn't know that...doh!.

He also adjusted the idler and my baby is purring like a kitten..no noise..and the ac

shoots out air so cold..my nipples got hard.

well, mabye not..but it runs like a new truck.

Since I only drive about 5 miles a week he

said I could probably go a year before I

had to worry about changing my oil again..

I was so happy I just got in the truck and

drove around town..Vince only charged me $40

to do it..It was getting late so he is going

to do the anti-freeze Friday..but I probably

can do it myself..

Before he got the truck fixed my little buddy Inky came by and took me to the store, hardware, auto store,and drug store..Each stop I showed

people my hand..liked grossing them out..The

pharmacist wasn't amused..at all...I got such a look from him..so after the cable guy comes

tomorrow I will go to the Drs. and get him to look at it and give me a tetnus shot..too late for stitches..But I am going to have one ugly ass scar...

The other good news is:West Lady Trojans are State bound..Tomorrow they play Burkburnett in the State Semifinal...They will play in Austin.

The Lady Trojans enter the tournament with a 29-5 season record and are the 4th ranked team in the

state's 3A ranks this week.West went undefeated

in District 12-AAA action and also went un-

defeated in the playoffs..Their roster is comprised of two seniors, three juniors, five

sophomores and six freshmen.So they will only lose 2 players for next years games...I am so

proud of them...

Plus..West received 24 inches of rain and rained for 12 days out of the month of May...That is 24 inches so far this year..ha..not in a month..

We are supposed to get rain tonight too...fiddle fuck..

Also...I finally picked a name for the pussy..

'Not Yours' for my pussy..and 'Little Asshole' for the cat..My legs are all scratched up and

so are my hands where the little asshole chewed on me...I was going to call him Sooner but I call him you little asshole so much that it suits him..Margaret can't wait till he gets lose out in the yard and I have to call him you little asshole...like that will stop me..

Ok..that's all the news for today..root for my Lady Trojans...GOOOOOOOO BIG RED....

..............THE BEAR..............

"He's an old blind bear....alone in the winter woods...with only the smell of his breath for comfort.To mean to die, to lost to care.But show some caution....he's still the bear."

I If you read the Goddess's post you have found out my secret..I have high cholesterol and high triwhateverthefuck the other thing is...244 and 203..Cholestrerol is supposed to be lower than 200 and the other one is suposed to be 150...I am truly fucked...I am so pissed..plus my diabetes dosage is going to be upped from 2mg/500 to 4mg/500...I'm as onery as a alligator with a jalopena stuck up his ass..
but the good news is I have lost a total of 34 lbs...but still fat.. I am going to start walking after dinner...twice afuckingday....kiss my rosy red neck ass..I don't know whether to sing "God Bless America" or go take a shit.

I need some good news.....I have decided to only post good things from my DAMN news today...Good news in the DAM News? yabetchaass, and here it is:

House reverses Bush's sealed recordsorder... haahamotherfuckinghaha..They also voted to make Presidents donors to the library..yehaw.that cracks me up.....lets see who else wants to donate to the Dumb Ass's Library fund.....remember I said along time ago that he would get his and the Goddess would be responsible? what goes around comes around and bites you in the ass..it's starting...the shit is starting to slide down hill...as any good plumber knows..you get paid on Friday and shit runs down hill...I see a lot of shit not only running down hill...but hitting the fan....the Goddess rules..and speaking of rules..these are the
Sunshine Laws:
Require disclosure of donations to presidential libraries of $200 or more..
Make it harder for former presidents to withold presidential records.
Strengthen federal open-records law, reversing an administration directive by restoring the presumption that agencies should release records when allowed by law and when an agency cannot reasonbly foresee that disclosure would cause harm.
Strengthen whistle-blower protection for government workers, private contractors adn scientists...
Ahh, more good news... The Kinster is in Dallas to raise money for his first love, abandoned aminals.
"I always loved stray dogs better than fat cats," says Kinky, co founder of the Utopia Animal Rescue Ranch at his home in Medina, Texas, the foremost animal rescue center in the Texas Hill Country.
On March 24, Kinky and some of his musician pals will perform a Utopia "bonefit" at Poor David's Pub. The show will feature Kinky's ubiquitous Sancho Panza, Jeff "Little Jewford"Shelby, as well as Washington Ratso and Austin fiddler "Sweet" Mary Hattersley..
Similar to a plot hatched by Krammer on Seeinfeld, Kinky is selling Kinky Cigars, "handmade by Cubans in Honduras."..The smokes will be sold at the benefit for $100 per box of 25, with all proceeds going to Utopia...Written by Alan Peppard of the DAM News staff...The Goddess would be most pleased if you donated money to the Utopia Ranch..you can go to KinkyFriedman.com and get the information on his website..I think the Utopia Ranch has it's own website..I have send $5 here $10 there over the years..what I could afford...those animals live good, but they need all the help they can get..

This is one of those bad news good news ...news..
Chris Gavora, a Grapevine High School baseball player was hit in the head by a line drive and it killed him...he was 15 I think... His parents donated his kindneys, pancreas, his liver, lungs and his heart..Three weeks before his death, Chris had told him parents he wanted to be an organ donor..Be a donor...

Valerie Plame will testify before Congress...kick some ass Val...kick some ass...

This is unfucking believeable...
CIVIL UNION LAW CELEBRATED IN MEXICO CITY..
The Mexico City law, the first of its kind to be passed in Mexico, has already inspired a similar one in Coahula.The northern border state's law took effect first, in January...Both laws allow the couples some of the rights of marriage, such as inheritance and hospital visits, but not adoption or joint custody of children. They also allow couples to take advantage of anti-discrimination laws that protect them in the workplace and when seeking housing..
VIVA MEXICO....
The next two bits of good news are from the comic's section in my DAM News...I don't know if you get or read :FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE..
It is one of my favorites...it covers soo many great subjects..and people die in this cartoon...they grow up, age and die...like life..ok..here goes some explaining so you will get it...the young daughter of the core family is friends with a girl who is as she says'retarded'....so she says to her:"April, when ..people call me 're-tarded,' does that mean..that...I'm stupid?...April: 'No!Not at all.'...Have you ever checked teh signs at the airport?(this is a Canadian strip)When an airplane is gonna be late arriving the signs in French all say 'en retard.'.....
en retard means it's on its way, but it's not there yet...The little girl:So..what..they're saying ..is...I'm .on my way, but I'm not there yet? April: exactly..
April: know what's funny? Little girl: what?...April: the people who call you retarded will probably never get there at all.

and my last cartoon but best....HEART OF THE CITY about a little girl who lives with her divorced mother...the first cartoon is of Heart and her mother taking a walk in the city...then in a movie theater , then at a book store checking out books...then last square is of Heart and her mother eating icecream ...heart says:
think we'll get in trouble for skipping school and work, mom?......Mom: what's the point of life if your afraid of getting caught living it..?
so that's my advice for the day....don't be afraid to get caught living your life...at at it's fullest....
244/203.............FUCK!...evidence of my living my life and getting caught...