KINKY FRIEDMAN RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR again?

Only this time he's running as a Democrat..or at least that is the buzz....He has said that he's thinking about it and if he does, this time he'll run as a Democrat. After reading this article I'd be tempted to vote for Good Hair Perry first.

KINKY GIVES PROPS TO O'REILLY

Kinky Friedman, who's become a regular on the Bill O'Reilly Factor, writes about his new friend Bill in the Texas Monthly:

"For my money, in spite of his sometimes (sometimes?...fucking sometimes?...) obnoxious style, Bill is one of the two best interviewers on TV today (the other Don Imus). The job of a journalist is not to be totally, antiseptically objective:it involves the sacred task of getting at the truth. When you're dealing with politics and politicians, this can be a tedious and daunting endeavor. My heart has always been with the truth-tellers"(oh sweet Goddess, fucking kill me now)

and the people who can detect bull, the Kinkster says.(Dear Kinky, your bullshit detector is broke, send it to me for repairs, I will also help you remove your head, hat and cigar from your ass, at no extra charge)"I believe Bill scores highly in all these categories."( I believe your a fucking dumb-ass)....

I don't care how many dogs lives he saves at his rescue ranch, that dumb sunsabitch ain't getting MY vote. Besides after listening to him 'talk'..I'm pretty sure he's one of them blue dog democrats and they might as well be fucking republicans.

.......AHHHH, LIFE IS GOOD.......

The Goddess must have known I have been a good little Yellowdog and was in need of some good ole harmless FUN. Because this evening right as I was sitting down to eat my sliver of fish, wisp of corn,wafer of tomato and chunk of cucumber....the phone rings...I am thinking to myself..'oh please...let it be some survey...I haven't told anyone to fuck off in days...'...and bless my little chubby ass...it was...but wait...it's a.......political survey..

oh, be still my beating heart...someone wants to ask me political questions.I squeal with delight...'oh please..please please please..ask me what I think of George Bush..go ahead...ask me...I think he's a asshole..'The guy assures me he will get to that question but there are other questions I have to answer before we get to that one...'Do you have a box next to his name that you can check that says asshole?'...'No', he says..'but there is one where the answer is strong disagrees with the way he is handling things....'"Yeah, put me down for that..and then write next to it..she thinks he's a asshole.'...

I don't hear him laughing ...but I can feel it..

I tell him after about 5 minutes of answering questions...(where I said the democrats had no balls, it was no one's fucking business what people did with their body's..and I wish people would worry more about people having no insurance then they did about what people did in their bedroom.....)...are you having fun yet?...I'm having so much fun...this is making my fucking day...'sigh...then after a few more random questions I realized that they were using all the general political questions to get to the heart of the phone call..who was I going to vote for in the Texas Senate race against John Cornyn..and I'm embarrassed to say..the only one of the three I really could place in the political arena was Noriega..and only because of his last name..But I was thinking of the other Noriega..the one sitting in the federal pen..But he read me some information about each one and I said which one I would vote for based on that information..then I found out 2 of them were lawyers...told him I hated lawyers..they rated right below Republicans and thought they were assholes too...oh by the way...did I tell you I thought George Bush was a asshole?....Then when I thought maybe one of them might get my vote..find out he used to be a lobbyist..I hate lobbyist more then I hate lawyers, but not as much as Republicans...and if you want to be on the top of my shit list..be a Republican lobbyist.lobbying for oil, or pharmaceutical companies...and he was for a utility company which was probably Texas Utilities..and them's assholes too...I got to tell him I was a pagan, that I believed in a Goddess, that I had yet to find a man that held my best interest at heart, so why believe in a male God..He asked me if I would blog about or talk about on a website about who to vote for or what ever..said oh, yeah, I had a blog and would post about our little survey...asked him if he wanted the address and he said yes..so when we were through with the survey I gave him my blog address..So if you're out there sweety...it was fun..thanks for the laughs..I would like to know what he thought when I was spilling my guts out to him about abortion,immigration,health care,gay marriages,the war in Iraq,and life in general...Maybe if we're lucky...Kinky will run for the Senate..and bring his cigars...

will leave you with a quote by George Orwell..

Things have reached such a state of affairs that

the first duty of every intelligent person is to pay attention to the obvious.

....WHAT'S GOING ON AND MY TAKE ON IT...

This is my pre-rant post on Forest Gump...I am waiting for some assistance from Sooner...so until then...here is what's going on in the news and my take on it...


The zoo in Antwerp, Belgium, has asked visitors to stop making eye contact with its chimps, so the animals can form stronger bonds with their ape families instead..

They should ask people who go around George W not to make eye contact with him either, as it makes him antsy and he can't make a strong bond with the other assholes..

Last Saturday was the 171st anniversary of the battle of San Jacinto which ended with Texas winning its independence from Mexico..

Mexico took 171 years for round two...and looks like they may be winning this war..

"I DIDN'T JUST EXPERIMENT WITH MARIJUANA, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN."
Political consultant James Carville, a Louisiana native, on why he'd never run for governor...

That is one of 37 reasons why I won't run for public office...shooting my 3rd husband is right up there.

VERMONT LEGISLATORS VOTE TO IMPEACH BUSH, CHENEY
Vermont senators voted last Friday to call for the impeachment of President Bush and Vice President 'Dick' Cheney, saying their actions have raised "serious questions of constitutionality.:" The nonbinding resolution was approved by 16-9 without debate: all six Republicans in the chamber at teh time and three Democrats voted against it. Democratic House Speaker Gaye Symington has kept a similar resolution from reaching the floor in her chamber, saying it would distract Washington from efforts to get the United States out of Iraq, which she says is more important..

fuckity fuck fuck fuck...If we impeach him and his Dick, we can get the soldiers out asap.

Senate(Texas) oks bill to raise smoking age to 19. If House approves it, 19 will be the new standard. A legal age of 18 means that those teenagers can buy cigarettes for other high-school students. The bill would shut off that source of cigarettes for younger high school students.

yeah....right..

Kinky is back in the political saddle...

KINKY:HORSE SLAUGHTER NOT THE 'COWBOY WAY.'
Mr. Friedman made a brief appearance on the steps of the Capitol to speak against legislation that would loosen restrictions on horse slaughtering in Texas.
"It ain't the cowboy way," he said.
Horse meat is not marketed as table fare in the United States, but two slaughter plants in Texas processed hundreds of horses each week until a federal court ruled against them this year.The plants, both foreign-owned are no longer operating.
Horse meat is considered a delicacy in Europe, Japan and other places.
"It ain't helping America, and it ain't helping Texas," Mr. Friedman said.
Nancy Perry, a spokeswoman for the Humane Society of the United States, said the horses now are sent to Mexico and Canada for slaughter...

I read a great article when I was in Sykora Ford getting tags for the truck..about how in the really poor states it is a huge problem..So many people are out of jobs, and they are having problem feeding their families and can't get rid of their horses...they used to be able to sell to dealers who would take them to Texas for slaughter, but now they can't and the horses are starving to death..
I am not for slaughter, but some sort of arrangement has to be made to help people out with their horses..Sort of a catch 22...Maybe Kinky should run a rescue ranch for horses along with his rescue ranch for dogs...

FRENCH AGENTS WARNED OF AIRLINER PLOT, REPORT SAYS
French foreign agents who infiltrated Osama bin Laden's network notified the CIA as early as January 2001 that the group was planning to hijack U.S. airliners, the French newspaper Le Monde said last Monday, purportedly basing its report on 328 pages of classified documents from France's spy agency, CIA spokesman George Little said Monday the story "merely repeats what the U.S. government knew and reported before September 11--that al-Qaeda was interested in airliner plots, especially hijackings."...

Judas fucking priest...did everyone in the entire world but the Bush Administration,know that they were going to hijack planes and fly them into the World Trade Buildings?...What a bunch of bungling assholes..
Quick...don't make eye contact with them...