GOING HOME

tomorrow morning ..hot dang. I like motel life but not as much as I like my old home sweet home.
I got a peek at mine last Monday and it's really nice..but it's all white..looks like an opertating room..very sterile..have small ceiling fans in living room and bedroom. New fixtures all through the apt. the refrigerator is huge and new stove with new microwave above it along with a dishwasher and garbage disposal. I'd still rather have a bidet than the dish washer. The bathroom cupboards are much smaller and I think I'm screwed for storage space in there. But the tub is nice with built in shelves. Saw no bars to get in and out of tub so that concerns me as I really need those bars to haul my fat ass out of the tub. All tile through the apts and I'm not crazy about that but I also hated that ugly indoor/outdoor type carpet we had too. So I'll be on the look out for some good buys on carpets and throw rugs.
I will be so glad to get the fuck out of here.. Nitty went from Nitty to FUCKING FLOWERS in 2 days. Little bastid..He's unplugged every thing in the room including the microwave. Dexter is ready to kick his ass along with me. Kitten's..jeez what a pain in the ass they are. I'll remember that next time and only get grown cats. Poor FUCKING FLOWERS, every time he gets into something or does something bad I squirt him with the spray bottle..so the little fucker is soaking wet all the time.
Went I went to get paper the other morning I came back and the housekeeper had been in to bring me clean towels and freaked the cats out..Came in and couldn't find them..finally Dexter came out from under neath the bedspread on the bed and Nitty was crouched down in the sink, all I could see was his ears...So now I make sure no one comes in ..they'll be so glad to be home.
Anissa and Kandis came up and we went out for Chinese food for my birthday ..it was terrific..little hole in the wall restaurant, but damn, the food was good, and a ton of it. I had Chinese for 4 meals from it.
Mike, Sarah and Marissa took me to Pizza House and I had a poopsie special and was so good. hot..but good. Plus I had driven down earlier that day to have Bold Springs Baptist Church hamburgers. When I told the cook that I had driven from Hillsboro just to have their hamburger she threw her hands up in the air and shouted 'PRAISE JESUS.'. man..was that hard for me not to say :"and praise the Goddess."...I guess the extra year made me mellow out ..yeah right..
ok..I'm out of here..have to go back and make sure Nitty hasn't tipped all the garbage cans out..Had to finally keep the bathroom door shut as they were bound and determined to rip down the shower curtain..bastids..
fuckme I'm never leaving home again.