Brrrrrrrring!.....
Jackie:mumthphfuk...
Brrrrrring!.....sounds that only a fat ass can make hitting short napped carpet...
Jackie:sonofamotherfuckingbitch...
Brrrring!...
Jackie:Judasfuckingpriest..wait a minute..I'm coming,I'm coming..
What?....
Caller:Good-morning..this is mumblemumbe Aflmumblemumble from the "We just woke you up at 8:22Am to fuck with you and ask you a bunch of dumb ass questions...may I talk to the man of the house?..
Jackie:There are no men in the house but my lesbian wife Chenequa,our two pit bull dogs,Sadie, Mable and our canary, Princess Moa, will be glad to answer any questions you have to ask as long as you don't require balls..Now what was it you wanted?....
long silence...sound of phone being hung up...
Jackie:hee, heee...pretty fucking fast on my feet for being dead asleep and just woke up huh Annie?..What do you say to some oatmeal you little Asshole?....
